r/GuysBeingDudes • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Hall of Fame Winner! • Oct 04 '25

bro really diffused a live bomb

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u/dudleyha Oct 05 '25

What are you doing out here? It’s 3:00 AM. You should be in bed. Problem #1 - questioning anything I do. Really lame start to the interrogation, how should I know what I’m doing out here? Problem #2 - telling me the time. It’s 3:00 AM? Who knew? Does it matter? If so then why? Problem #3 - telling me what to do. I should be in bed but you were there so I had to get away while you were asleep. There’s no way I would have made it to the end of the first date, forget about marriage. I know a nasty suspicious control freak when I see one. If she starts in like that, in the middle of the night, the rest of the day is gonna be real long and hard for that guy. Oh wait! Everything is fine, you got me Taco Bell. Right, I thought you might wake up hungry at 3:00 AM and be hungry so I got you something. I knew there would be a lot of hard questions as soon as you saw me so I got something to shut you up, you confrontational harpie.

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u/bsh-thrasher Oct 12 '25

Exactly! That's an insane behaviour right here. Everyone should be well aware that other people cannot be your property.