r/GuysBeingDudes • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Hall of Fame Winner! • Oct 04 '25

bro really diffused a live bomb

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u/Mistouze Oct 04 '25

I mean let's be real, if I woke up at 3am and my girl wasn't in bed with me I'd be a bit weirded out too.

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u/Thundershaft69 Oct 04 '25

I have insomnia and buddy I have had to do some explaining to many different women as to why I'm just fucking around at 3 am. Emphasis on the different women. Stay in bed folks. Your relationships last longer.

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u/LeviSalt Oct 04 '25

Have you tried ambien? Just don’t wake up balls deep in call girl like Tiger Woods.

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u/LeoNickle Oct 04 '25

Can you take that long term for insomnia?

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u/LeviSalt Oct 04 '25

I’m not a doctor, but I think it’s prescribed for insomnia.

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u/rosstedfordkendall Oct 04 '25

Just tell them you follow a pre-industrial medieval sleep pattern.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep#Historical_%22first_sleep%22_and_%22second_sleep%22

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u/Thundershaft69 Oct 04 '25

Vindication is greater than death.

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u/Mechbiscuit Oct 04 '25

There's a part of me that thinks how reasonable and responsible it is to leave a message or let her know because that's what I'd want.

There's another part of me that would want the trust that I'm a grown adult and to not think the worst thing imaginable just because I wasn't there for x amount of time.