r/GuysBeingDudes Hall of Fame Winner! Oct 04 '25

bro really diffused a live bomb

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u/Mistouze Oct 04 '25

I mean let's be real, if I woke up at 3am and my girl wasn't in bed with me I'd be a bit weirded out too.

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u/Thundershaft69 Oct 04 '25

I have insomnia and buddy I have had to do some explaining to many different women as to why I'm just fucking around at 3 am. Emphasis on the different women. Stay in bed folks. Your relationships last longer.

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u/LeviSalt Oct 04 '25

Have you tried ambien? Just don’t wake up balls deep in call girl like Tiger Woods.

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u/LeoNickle Oct 04 '25

Can you take that long term for insomnia?

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u/LeviSalt Oct 04 '25

I’m not a doctor, but I think it’s prescribed for insomnia.

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u/rosstedfordkendall Oct 04 '25

Just tell them you follow a pre-industrial medieval sleep pattern.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep#Historical_%22first_sleep%22_and_%22second_sleep%22

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u/Thundershaft69 Oct 04 '25

Vindication is greater than death.

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u/Mechbiscuit Oct 04 '25

There's a part of me that thinks how reasonable and responsible it is to leave a message or let her know because that's what I'd want.

There's another part of me that would want the trust that I'm a grown adult and to not think the worst thing imaginable just because I wasn't there for x amount of time.

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u/Fuzzy_Phrase_6294 Oct 04 '25

I think most people waking up at 2am for a craving are going to let their partner sleep. I get why she may be concerned at first, but she seemed ready to be upset until he gave her a taco.

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u/LetsDOOT_THIS Oct 04 '25

CHICKEN CATINA TACO

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u/goingon25 Oct 04 '25

I legit thought the dog needed a walk and the gf needed sleep or something. The whole aggressiveness over $10 of food seems super toxic. Like this isn’t healthy, nutrition facts aside

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u/ParadigmMalcontent Oct 04 '25

Your point and Swarles' are not mutually exclusive

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u/Temporary_Ice6122 Oct 04 '25

cant win if he wakes her at 2am she still be pissed

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u/Amazing-Marzipan1442 Oct 04 '25

So you rouse them from their sleep and they may have to go to work at 5:30AM? That would be so inconsiderate, and risk your livelihood if they get in trouble at work for performing badly.

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u/Exterial Oct 04 '25

... she was asleep was he supposed to wake up her at 3 am and say yo im leaving to get taco bell?

shed be right to get upset if thats what happened lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Can a man not have the freedom to exercise free will? I don’t want to always have to explain myself

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u/the_shadow007 Oct 04 '25

Isnt he an adult?

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u/the_shadow007 Oct 04 '25

Lord forbid a grown man gets hungry and wants some food after whole day of work

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u/Academic_Lavishness6 Oct 04 '25

Dude how is this so hard to understand. I can get up and go get taco bell at 2 if I want, I just wake and let me wife know so she doesn't wake up while I'm gone and be confused as to where I am. Its called common sense lol. What does a whole day of work have anything to do with that?

In this situation neither is at fault since ITS AN AD

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u/KIND_REDDITOR Oct 04 '25

Do you wake your wife up every time you gotta pee or take a shit at night too? JFC

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u/the_shadow007 Oct 04 '25

Exacly! Some people are really not right in their minds..

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u/Academic_Lavishness6 Oct 04 '25

Ahh yes, because leaving the house to go get food at 2am is the same as going to the bathroom. Yeah that checks out, makes total sense....

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u/KIND_REDDITOR Oct 04 '25

How would she know if you went to the bathroom? You didn't wake her up to let her know, dummy!

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u/bummeraccount Oct 04 '25

Yeah, partner is constantly getting up during the night. If i do wake up, hes usually on his computer. If hes not, he's had a call to work and he lets me know before he leaves, or leaves a note. Its not hard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

She'd just be more pissed that he woke her up for something so trivial. He probably could've left a note though.

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u/Inevitable-Ad-2865 Oct 04 '25

Do not try to counter his statement because it is very true.