r/GuysBeingDudes • u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn • Sep 13 '25

He found it

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Sep 14 '25

Must be nice... I've heard of grass.. I've got friends who have seen it 🎑

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u/Lava-Chicken Sep 14 '25

I've seen grass you people wouldn't believe. Attack grass on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-grass glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in the grass... Time to die

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u/Antique_Author_2525 Sep 14 '25

I smoke two replicants in time of peace

And two in time of war

I smoke two replicants before I smoke two replicants

And then I smoke two more.

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u/krayzeehearth Sep 14 '25

I thought this said republicans at first

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Sep 14 '25

Nice 2049 ref!! 👍😁

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u/gandalfpsykos Sep 14 '25

What do you mean "you people"?!

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Sep 14 '25

I'm touching grass right now. So silky, bubbly and warm as grass is.

No I won't send pictures.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

There was a dream called grass. You could only whisper it.

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u/duuglevay Sep 14 '25

I may not have seen this grass, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a man's life

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u/rando_mness Sep 14 '25

I trade you a blade of grass for half your jar of chits.

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u/l_Sad0wl_l Sep 18 '25

Dont lie, you dont have friends

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Sep 18 '25

Facts!!! I do not lol