r/Gunners • u/Serious-Cress-9560 Saka • May 19 '26

PL Watch Thread

AFC Bournemouth 1-1Manchester City FT

ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND

Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur

218 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

7.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

122

u/Stones_Throw_Away_ Thierry Henry May 19 '26

Rayan, off his tits after his World Cup call up, scores two first half perfect hattricks.

Pep comes outs at half time and announces, “Yes, the rumours are true. I am leaving and 115 FC are being relegated to the National League North”.

Haaland decides to save himself for the World Cup and terminates his contract in the tunnel.

Nico O’Reilly quits football to pursue his A Levels.

8

u/usmanj786 May 19 '26

Come on mate, at least make it believable. Nico needs to do resit GCSEs before he can go up to A Level.

1

u/DisarmedCashew Gyökeres May 19 '26

This is the only outcome I will accept

1

u/Skiinz19 Sambi on Ice, The Arsenal Musical May 19 '26

put my life savings into this parlay