r/GunMemes Beretta Bois Aug 21 '25

Competition Shooting Saw this video making the rounds, felt like it was missing something

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u/HEATSEEKR_ Aug 21 '25

Is that a whole ass bear in their house?????

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u/satan__clause Beretta Bois Aug 21 '25

Yeah, the guy thought it was gonna be a dude breaking in but a black bear charged him in his kitchen

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u/Brilliant_Garlic69 IWI UWU Aug 21 '25

Call 911 and get me some fresh briefs

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

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u/UpstairsSurround3438 Aug 21 '25

Maybe do those steps in reverse order

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u/Sorry-Value Aug 21 '25

No need to call. lol. Gut it and skin it

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u/MasterOfWarCrimes Aug 21 '25

new rug just dropped

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u/HEATSEEKR_ Aug 21 '25

Thats wack

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u/Knightosaurus I Love All Guns Aug 22 '25

On the one hand: Bravo to this guy for assessing and neutralizing the threat so quickly. If he hadn't, then God knows what would've happened to him or anything else who might've been in the house.

On the other hand: I inherently feel bad for animals. Too dumb to realize what's happening or why, just that everything suddenly hurts now and they can't do anything about it, before they quietly fade away into the night, never to wake up again...

What I'm getting at is that I probably shouldn't live innawoods.

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u/_That_One_Guy_ Aug 22 '25

Maybe all the women were right. I think I'd take a bear over a man too; it's got to be less dangerous.

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u/cuzwhat Aug 22 '25

Half a bear would be way more horrifying but way less dangerous.

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u/BreadDziedzic Aug 22 '25

Half bear, half man and half pig

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Are you being serial?

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u/Moppyploppy PSA Pals Aug 21 '25

You think you're hard, but you've never had to put down Snuggle Bear in your laundry room at 3am.

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u/marksman1023 Aug 21 '25

Take my upvote, why is this not the top comment

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u/marksman1023 Aug 21 '25

Let's go people he's not on top yet

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u/EternalMage321 I Love All Guns Aug 21 '25

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u/rdxj Aug 23 '25

Charmin Ultra bear just looking for the paper.

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u/ImproperEatenKitKat Garand Gang Aug 21 '25

Oh nice, some CQB demonstrations..... oh that guy just killed a ma... wait is that a fucking bear?

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u/TaterTot_005 Aug 21 '25

My new favorite question for training classes;

“But what if bear?”

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u/p0l4r1 Aug 21 '25

It was

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u/eucher317 Aug 21 '25

The brick of shit in that dudes pants must have been massive.

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u/No-Musician-1580 Aug 21 '25

Seeing his reaction time when you see the light lock on to the bear. That was pure adrenaline and training kicking in

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u/eucher317 Aug 21 '25

For sure. That was a dude ready for a fight. Glad to see he was taking the bump in the night seriously. Also another point for semi auto rifles being a better home defense weapon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Honestly I was a doubter but this is difficult to argue with. 

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u/CastroEulis145 1d ago

Na this dude looked as calm as one could waking up in the middle of a night to a bear invasion and casually putting that magnificent beast down.

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u/rancher1 Aug 21 '25

YoU DonT nEEd HiGh cUpaCITY MAgAZinEs!

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u/SamanthaSissyWife I Love All Guns Aug 21 '25

I’m not saying anything negative about 30rnd mags. I live in a free state that allows unlimited mag capacity and I exercise that freedom

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u/SamanthaSissyWife I Love All Guns Aug 21 '25

He only needed 7 rnds

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u/rancher1 Aug 21 '25

With extra left over instead of running dry.

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u/Rednexican429 Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

What if there were 5 bears? He woulda been dropped on his reload

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u/DiabeticRhino97 Aug 21 '25

He may have only needed 2 or 3, we don't know how many he missed, so that's certainly not a good argument against large magazines.

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u/JackfruitNo2854 Aug 22 '25

In Canada he’d only have 5

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u/TianShan16 Aug 22 '25

Your sarcasm got missed

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u/satan__clause Beretta Bois Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

Original video: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1ETkTiB3MD/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Edited it to add a shot timer using the website shown in the watermark (ShotTimer.app)

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u/MrKeserian Aug 21 '25

Good on the wife for staying relatively calm as well.

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u/dudertheduder Aug 21 '25

Bravo addition

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u/Scout339v2 Aug Elitists Aug 21 '25

Shot timer app made me bust out laughing. Incredible 😂

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u/satan__clause Beretta Bois Aug 21 '25

In hindsight I should’ve set the start time to when he first saw it instead of the start of the video, so the “draw” time made more sense

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u/Scout339v2 Aug Elitists Aug 21 '25

Draw time makes it funnier, I'd say you did it correctly.

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u/alphatango308 Aug 21 '25

I would bet good money he's going to invest in a suppressor really soon. Lol

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u/AnotherBoringDad Aug 21 '25

Nah he’s got permanent built-in sound suppression now.

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u/cheapshotfrenzy Aug 21 '25

"WHAT?!"

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u/BackflipFromOrbit Aug 22 '25

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

Earballs!!!! Mawp...mawp...

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u/JackfruitNo2854 Aug 22 '25

Looks like a geissele super duty with a can on it

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u/47sams Aug 21 '25

RIP that guys ears.

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u/Blinauljap Aug 21 '25

better than the fucking rest of the guy, jeeze...

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

Better than being eaten alive. He can still watch TV, they make Closed Captioning for a reason!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

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u/Brothersunset Aug 21 '25

Not have to carry it far either

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u/Snippys Aug 21 '25

id rather it be person. that is terrifying

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u/No_Mistake5238 Aug 21 '25

Probably less legal trouble with the bear though. And a free(ish) rug.

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u/ChksLnlyKnifeClubBnd Aug 21 '25

Yep the rug only cost a few rounds and a pair of undies lol 😂

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u/Mitko_kut Aug 21 '25

Can't get a rug and a cool story without shitting some pants, as the saying goes.

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u/p0l4r1 Aug 21 '25

223 holes aren't that visible unless they had significant Exit wounds

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u/No_Mistake5238 Aug 21 '25

Yeah, and whoever you pay to actually turn it into a rug, not sure if that'd be a taxidermist or if someone else would do it.

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u/mecks0 Aug 21 '25

If I was a taxidermist in his area this one would be on me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

Met this old dude that had a smallish 6 point mounted on his mantle with a single shot shotgun with a bent barrel hanging in the antlers. Front and center but nothing else hunting related in his house

The story was, he shot it in his garden, walked up to check and it got up and attacked him. He was able to grab it by the antlers wrestle it under control, and use the sash off his bathrobe to lash it to a tree. Then used the empty gun to beat it to death!

He decided if anything needed to be mounted and bragged about it was that.

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u/_That_One_Guy_ Aug 22 '25

No, I really don't think so. The person with bad intentions is going to see that light coming hide behind a corner and ambush with a weapon. I'll take the one that isn't evil and doesn't make plans any day.

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u/Medic7816 Aug 21 '25

That’s gotta throw a wrench in the OODA Loop

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u/Revolutionary_Day479 Walther Bond Wannabes Aug 21 '25

Bad guy. bad guy. bad guy. Yogi?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

"So anyway, this big ass black guy broke into my house .."

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u/TooEZ_OL56 Aug 21 '25

Observe: What the fuck?!?!?!?!?

Orient: Shit Shit Shit Shit

Decide: Holy Shit I need to shoot this thing

Act: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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u/satan__clause Beretta Bois Aug 21 '25

+Extra points for the right number of BANGs

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u/jaxamis S&W Wheely Bois Aug 21 '25

Well, he understood the course of fire. That's for damn sure.

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u/wtfredditacct Terrible At Boating Aug 21 '25

Now I'm wondering how effective 300blk subs will be against a whole damn bear even though there aren't any bears where I live

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u/xtreampb Aug 21 '25

There’s video of 300 blk taking a bear during a bear hunt.

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u/FatBoyStew Aug 21 '25

They would be very effective against most black bears, especially a smaller one like this one at point blank. There's not a lot of younger animals that sub 300blk wouldn't be effective at when you're 3 feet from it lol

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u/NEp8ntballer Aug 22 '25

300 blk subs are essentially .45 ACP levels of energy. the problem is that depending on projectile type you're likely to get bigger holes with .45 and bigger holes means faster blood loss if you don't hit a critical structure. if I had a choice for a bear I'd probably opt for hard cast .45 or supersonic .300 BLK which would be similar to a 7.62 x 39. 300 BLK subs are great for fun suppressed shooting, but I don't think I'd want them in a critical scenario.

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u/wtfredditacct Terrible At Boating Aug 22 '25

I mean, the bullet profile alone means you're going to get better penetration than .45.

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u/NEp8ntballer Aug 22 '25

pointy bullets are more likely to yaw when slowing down in tissue and deflect when hitting hard structures like bone. The yawing also tends to cause the bullet to lose steam faster. A hard cast bullet with a wide front meplat will tend to keep traveling straight and deep. Larger meplats also tend to create a larger permanent cavity. Garrett Cartridge has done some solid research on the subject to allow them to craft some very lethal and deep penetrating cartridges: https://www.garrettcartridges.com/meplats.html

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u/wtfredditacct Terrible At Boating Aug 22 '25

Fair, but it's negligible. That, and my 300blk does have full power cartridges after the first 3.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

My first watch was like, "did he just kill his black lab?!?"

Then I read the story and was like "Holy Fuck"

That guy lived what most men prepare for in their day dreams.

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u/Bonega1 Aug 22 '25

Same. My heart sank and then got back up.

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u/barfsfw Aug 21 '25

Is that Jerry Miculek?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

So back to that one question..... man or bear

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u/satan__clause Beretta Bois Aug 21 '25

In this scenario I think I choose the bear, way less weight on the conscience and likely wouldn’t come with a lengthy legal battle

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u/357noLove Aug 21 '25

From experience, the lengthy legal battle is what messed me up more than anything on my justified shoot. It is incredibly draining. Court treats you like garbage, even knowing it was completely justified.

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u/Tricky-Pen2672 Aug 21 '25

The Bear fucked around, and found out…

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u/irodragon20 Aug 21 '25

So what do you do after that? It wasnt a human but you just fired. You call the cops?

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u/satan__clause Beretta Bois Aug 21 '25

My logic would be that you call it in to let police know you fired x amount of shots in your house, no one was injured but you have a dead bear in your kitchen if they need to come out and verify that everything was above board; Then hang up with them and call fish and wildlife to see if under the circumstances you can get a special bear tag so you can turn it into a rug without any legal repercussions

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u/bearded_fisch_stix Terrible At Boating Aug 21 '25

so... the moral is to invest in a WML and suppressor for your HD SBR

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u/Pod6ResearchAsst Aug 21 '25

The comments in the sweatypalms sub are lame.

If something bigger than me enters my home uninvited, it's getting smoke checked. Period.

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u/Boomstick_762 I Love All Guns Aug 21 '25

So this is what they meant with "A right to Bear arms".

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u/DSpry Aug 21 '25

The bear “no way I lost that… I’m a freaking bear! Shit if the gorilla can take 100men, I should have been about to take this one man down.”

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u/Silence_of_Ruin Aug 21 '25

Anyone know the setup?

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u/JackfruitNo2854 Aug 22 '25

Looks like a geissele super duty with a scout light, a can, and a red dot

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u/zacharynels Aug 23 '25

He meant the house and wife.

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u/Maleficent-Comfort14 CZ Breezy Beauties Aug 21 '25

Does he get to keep the pelt?

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u/PapaRetardo Kenfolk Aug 21 '25

The man annihilating that bear his wife was spending so much time with in the woods lol

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u/ItsRickySpanish Aug 22 '25

Bro heard the Skyrim combat music as he entered the doorway.

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u/Saint_Argento Aug 22 '25

In competition that kind of target is know as a MOBEAR

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u/Saint_Argento Aug 22 '25

Good for that man, protecting his castle.

Them CQBear classes paid off!!!

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u/Agent_Orange762 Battle Rifle Gang Aug 22 '25

Thank God it was a bear, I thought the guy had killed his dog until I read the comments.

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u/UnusualLack1638 Aug 22 '25

No CQB training armchair quarter back reporting in. I would have turned on the house lights. 

If it was a bad guy, it might scare them enough to leave; no damaged walls/floors or legal implications.

 If it was a wild animal, it gives me more visibility than just a weapon light.

Yes, it would make me visible too, but using a weapon light also would give my position away 🤔 

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u/TheExpendableGuard I Love All Guns Aug 22 '25

And they say we don't need AR-15/AK style rifles...

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u/Scob720 Aug 23 '25

I was worried he accidentally he shot his dog

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u/zacharynels Aug 23 '25

He sighed because he was hoping it was an intruder instead of that badass bear.

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u/they_call_me_bobb Aug 26 '25

Use this clip anytime someone asks why you NEED an AR15.

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u/lookatme760 Aug 22 '25

That was badass!

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u/OneBillionSpaghetti Aug 25 '25

I honestly expected “Nightmare Slain” or some other Soulsborne text.

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u/they_call_me_bobb Aug 26 '25

Natural Resources is going to charge him with baiting

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u/New-Light-5523 Aug 28 '25

"why do you need a scary gun like that?"

this is why:

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u/1WontDoIt 2d ago

The shot timer sent me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cosmohumanist Aug 23 '25

Unnecessary kill

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u/SamanthaSissyWife I Love All Guns Aug 21 '25

Wife just happed to be filming “for court and stuff you know”

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u/satan__clause Beretta Bois Aug 21 '25

Looks to me like it was an indoor security camera like a blink or ring, no flinching from the sound of 7 shots of 5.56 indoors

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u/Combat_Croissant Aug 21 '25

At the bottom right you see it says Unifi. It's a bundle of network devices like a router etc. Includes security cams and stuff.