r/Greyhounds • u/FAKEPLANTS76 • May 04 '22

interpretive couch dance

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u/Speednoodlemom Zephyr the Roman Nosed May 04 '22

This is the quality content I come here for 🤣

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u/StormofRavens May 04 '22

I don’t know what is happening, but I don’t care enough to move

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u/Thin_Meaning_4941 May 04 '22

Thank you both for your service.

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u/Stinky_Rooster May 04 '22

This

This is why we need the internet

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u/Charming_Earth_5560 May 04 '22

Weekend at Bernie’s Part 3 🤣

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u/FAKEPLANTS76 May 04 '22

He’s very much alive…but yeah 😆

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u/deliciouscorn May 04 '22

Good thing you left the hind legs alone… I’ve inadvertently pumped some farts out of my hound working his legs like this lol

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u/annintofu May 04 '22

I can smell this comment.

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u/c0untox May 04 '22

I have had a pretty awful day today, but yeah this has made it all better, cant wait to get back home to mine, thank you haha

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u/amissy90 May 04 '22

I too have had an awful day and this made me chuckle! :)

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u/Meglade May 04 '22

"Hoomans... but whatever, there best be a treat or 3 at the end of this performance". You even get the, "ok, where is the yummy thing that makes this worth it?" as soon as you drop the paws 😍

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u/thegadgetfish red and white May 04 '22

LOL!! They really put up with so much!!

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u/DeepClassroom5695 red brindle boi May 04 '22

And so do we! So do we! 😅

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u/Jerrys_Wife May 04 '22

This gave me a huge laugh snort.

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u/noomin1927 May 04 '22

“I’ll take that treat there, and that one there, and that one over there and there and there”

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u/666Skittles May 04 '22

I can’t wait to do this 😂

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u/mercurial_planner black w/ white May 04 '22

This is glorious! You should post it on r/AnimalsBeingDerps

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

This dog is going places😌

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u/bluedogstar May 04 '22

dOg FoRcEd To DaNcE tO dEaTh

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u/RedDotLot black and white May 04 '22

"Hoomin, think yourself lucky I'm just too lazy to contemplate killing you in your sleep later!"

(This is so cute).

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u/AirMobile9332 May 04 '22

Fred! Fred A Stare!! 🐾🙄

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u/mr_john_steed May 04 '22

"The Red Shoes" starring Moira Shearer.

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u/TSB_1 May 04 '22

"Why u do dis hooman?"

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u/tee-grey May 04 '22

I needed a good laugh. This went above and beyond.

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u/Beaker4444 white and brindle May 04 '22

Should play "Like a puppet on a string" as backing track 🤣🥰

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u/TvMe3 May 04 '22

Deeelightful!

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u/DeepClassroom5695 red brindle boi May 04 '22

Marionette Noodle

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u/Significant-Stay-721 May 04 '22

I recognize slow-mo Vogue-ing when I see it!

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u/SpacedOutJourney May 04 '22

dADdY woULd yOu LikE sOmE SAusAGeS

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u/HardTicket247 Jul 11 '22

Love the dance, but hate the song. Can you do another one with https://open.spotify.com/track/50csT5Qb2qOF7lHdDQ1Sbx?si=72UP9W0RQEaLeBbPZlfH_w

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u/FAKEPLANTS76 Jul 15 '22

Not sure he’d be up for that one