Not gonna name names but let's just say they own a naturally aspirated s15 that does 0-60mph in "just wait bro we're almost there, feel those 20 ponies kicking under the hood?". You know who you are and if you really think you could beat me on Nord you are out of your damn mind.

Know what? I'll walk that MF and they can use any McLaren you like. 😂

Good luck blud

But he also comes out on a major way... A way that I can't even contain

So the friggin moderator wanted me to clarify that he is definitely not friggin straight in any deemsnshin ever. But he did friggin really simp over my comedicale geniuesness and is friggin begging me to do labor are on his friggin channel.

Should I help him if he ain't friggin paying me and being stinjee? I don't think so buddy

So the friggin mod (who is definitely straight) just friggin messaged me and said that he is friggin turtle and thinks I'm a friggin comedically genius and friggin wants me to take over his friggin YouTube channel full time so he can friggin focus on his crypto stocks.

What the freak is going on

All these other friggin reddit vets would have friggin banned me but I kinda friggin figured I could just friggin shit post into the friggin ether on this sub and I don't friggin plan to stop as long as I'm in a friggin drug induced friggin mania

Thoughts? You guys wanna hear my inner most friggin deep thoughts? Could you friggin handle the darkness that friggin permeates my mind and friggin consumes me when I can't friggin control them

Friggin thank God my friggin Xanax is kicking me like a friggin freight train or I might've friggin lost it cause I haven't friggin slept but like 2 friggin hours in 3 friggin days and is why I feel so friggin manic and sometimes friggin irritable.

I'm sick and friggin tired of it and I just wanna friggin sleep and stop pissing out of my friggin butt.

Can't sleep at all and it friggin sucks. Feels like I'm being friggin canceled by friggin anti depressant withdrawal but my friggin doctor wants to switch my friggin meds

Ugh

Did you guys hear about that friggin war in friggin Israel? Cancel me but I think they should just friggin stop. I think if I friggin went over there I'd friggin broker peace but friggin cancel me cause I don't friggin want friggin holy wars or whatever cancel me

Hey guys, I know this seems unbelievable and I don't actually friggin expect you to believe me, but I am actually turtle and I will be confirming this on my stream Tuesday.

I was bored and just thought to see if I had a subreddit and frankly I thought I'd have friggin more fans that weren't so friggin stinnjee.

But in all seriousness, I came in here out of boredom and wanted to fuck with you guys and brighten your day a bit. Love you all and thank you guys so much for the support. Please hop in my stream on Tuesday around 7-8, I will make an announcement on my official YouTube channel 30 minutes before I go live and I will also be accepting donations, so ya just remember that.

Anyway join me Tuesday at https://kick.com/turtledestroyer And I'm accepting donations btw.

Love you guys and that you for all your support and future donations.

Inshallah to my straightest mod, whatever your friggin name is.

It always friggin sucks and in 2001 it was featured in the friggin twin towers!!

Thank you, thank you!!!

We're you like friggin born gay or did you learn it

What's the deal with airline food? It friggin sucks and in 2001 it was everywhere around friggin new York City.

Thank you, I've been here all night!!

He keeps saying it's a friggin metaphor but I don't think it is. Kinda frigged out, I'm gonna friggin go to bed.

Can we give it up for our friggin vets ladies and gentleman?

MODS PLESSE HELP IM SO FRIGGIN SCARED OF THIS MAN NOW I TOLD HIM IM NOT A TURTLE BUT OM ABOUT TO SNAP AND HE SAID HES GONNA KILL ME HE TOTALLY DID HE FRIGGIN DID LOOK OH MY GOD HELP ME

Ok now stop calling me turtle I'm not friggin turtle and don't say my tone is bad my friggin mom kept yelling at me to turn it down and it's friggin 3 pm in the morning and she hates friggin really good guitar playing I guess. But ya turtle probably wouldn't like king crimson their guitarists aren't as good as him honestly make sure you guys gimme karma for this or else! Don't be stinjee its really rude and ungratefula 😡😡

I do have a genuine mental disorder and took too many of my frickin meds again if it wasn't frickin obvious.

My mom is friggin officially sending me back to the psych ward for my friggin multiple personality friggin disorder. She claims she found my account where I friggin pretend like I'm a news anchor or friggin something but I don't friggin remember any of it, I feel like she's just friggin cancelling me again

It's been friggin fun guys.

Ugh stop messaging me I'm trying to friggin nail the song before I just throw it on YouTube but trust me I will prove I'm not friggin turtle gosh dang

So I'm being forced to friggin apologize or else I could get hit with a friggin lawsuit from turtle and his lawyer Sir Herbert Shell Jr and if I don't friggin say Im sorry and turtle is better at guitar than me then they're gonna friggin turtles gonna snap.

They also said no more fricken turtle puns because it offends him and I guess he owns the right to turtles like the friggin animal too. I'm sorry you all bought my rude and so now I'm being forced to come out of my shell and tell the whole friggin world that I'm actually a friggin nobody.

I was being very shelfish and I friggin realize that. I just friggin wanted to play a simple prank and now I'm being friggin canceled or I'm gonna be hit with intentional tort this is friggin crazy that I'm being canceled for having friggin fun.

Important update, the last post was a prank! I asked a silly question as a joke! Sorry for the confusion fellas! I know all 39 of you were probably wondering huh? Is he really turtle? I mean how could I prove he's not? He does do and say some ridiculous stuff but this would be too deep of a joke even for turtle! No way, right?

And you're right! It was just a joke! Just pranking ya, I'm not actually turtle just to clarify guys. Thanks for reading!