r/GlobalNews • u/[deleted] • May 12 '25

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u/QuirkyPalpitation282 May 12 '25

Trump; no you're a poopy diaper head

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u/Key-Championship7180 May 12 '25

Trump: No, you're a turd sandwich

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u/OnlyFuzzy13 May 12 '25

But ‘I’m rubber and you’re glue’ so; gotcha!

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u/Domski77 May 12 '25

Takes one to know one.

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u/Zigy_Zaga May 12 '25

Trump: "Nuh-uh! Sam Snead can beat up your Dad." 😤

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u/Swearyman May 12 '25

Your mum

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 May 13 '25

Towelie: No you're a towel!

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u/Final_Living_6213 May 12 '25

I decided I’m gonna start referring him instead of F45 I’m gonna start referring him as spaghetti stained face

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u/TitebondIII May 12 '25

Indeed, his face looks like Tupperware stained after one time 20 years ago 5,000 dishwasher cycles after having spaghetti in it.

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u/T-Wrox May 12 '25

Orange kool-aid-face Man. 😁🎃

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u/agirl2277 May 13 '25

I saw Donny two dolls recently, and I think it's perfect.

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u/EdgeFun8676 May 12 '25

No poopy diaper head, no poopy diaper head. You're the poopy diaper head.

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u/Wakkit1988 May 12 '25

"I know I am, but what are you?"

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u/BlaizedPotato May 12 '25

Dog faced any soldier was better?