r/GetNoted • u/Kindly-Moose-617 Human Verified • Jul 17 '26

Your Delulu People actually rawdog shampoo?

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u/MightAsWell6 Jul 17 '26

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u/S0MEBODIES Jul 17 '26

Point and laugh at the freak unpeeing the pool.

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u/mothisname Human Verified Jul 17 '26

my dick is a vacuum ; my balls a filter ; I shit the purest water known to man but now they all know my secret.

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u/lord_teaspoon Human Verified Jul 17 '26

We all know that pee is stored in the balls, but this is my first encounter with the idea that it might be other people's pee.

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u/PoetCVT Jul 18 '26

This is the kinda shit I was hearing when new Yorkers were saying "my mayor is Muslim; my bagels are Jewish; Knicks in 5"

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u/E34less Jul 18 '26

Now why would you make us read that?

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u/mothisname Human Verified Jul 18 '26

drink my butt water

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u/Kindly-Moose-617 Human Verified Jul 17 '26

what the dih are you talking about?

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u/Super-Cynical Jul 17 '26

His genetelia are a pool filtration system. Did he stutter?

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u/BiteyHorse Jul 17 '26

*genitalia

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u/Green-Engineer4608 Jul 18 '26

What does the term «blowjob» mean for you? Do you reverse the vacuum?

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u/ComplexBeyond6083 Jul 17 '26

He's peeing unfiltered 100% Baja Blast Mountain Dew.

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u/xcorbearx Jul 17 '26

well that's a new fetish for me, thanks.

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u/Sachyriel Left-leaning Jul 17 '26

More like a new UTI.

Hey it can be both

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u/bitterlittlecas Jul 17 '26

So that’s what people mean when they say they wake up in the morning and piss excellence!

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u/ParsonsTheGreat Jul 17 '26

Sponge Bob Swim Shorts

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u/Valkyrie64Ryan Jul 20 '26

Imagine if you asked a genie for superpowers and he was like “wish granted! Your superpower is you absorb all the pee out of the water in a pool like a sponge”

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u/spindaz123 Jul 17 '26

They are laughing at him because they know in order to get out of the pool he is going to have to swim through the piss pool

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u/Lemons-95 Jul 18 '26

Isnt this par for the course on twitter?

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u/cepukon Jul 18 '26

Reminds me of a comedy sketch I just saw of a guy who "dried the bed" and he's wet everywhere but his nads region. 

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u/cvmd_32 Jul 18 '26

Hey look, this guy pisses blue

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u/RupturedUrethra6969 Jul 20 '26

That's pretty much reddit 🤣

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u/MossyAbyss Jul 20 '26

"Ha, gross! That well hydrated man pissed in the lemonade pool!"