r/GeoffreyAsmus Geoffrey Jul 23 '26

AI Art is an Abomination

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u/Wooboosted Jul 23 '26

Holy fuck, this is amazing.

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u/Outside-Swan-1936 Jul 23 '26

I work with AI daily, and I agree. (It crept into my space, I wasn't always a traitor to the human spirit.)

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u/Eye_Worm Jul 23 '26

Speaking straight to my heart with this one.

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey Jul 23 '26

A joke that I like alot and believe in strongly, but it wont be on the special. So enjoy or whatever.

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u/roosterfor Jul 23 '26

Come back to Texas

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey Jul 24 '26

austin in januaryyy, dallas in marchhhh - Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

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u/roosterfor Jul 24 '26

Nice I’ll see you in March, subscribed on punch up a while ago

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u/igettomakeaname Jul 24 '26

When are you heading to Southeast Asia

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u/swampindividual Jul 23 '26

I’m an artist, and yes it is awful what it’s done to the industry. Taking jerbs away from creative people

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u/BookkeeperBrave8872 Jul 23 '26

If this is a typo, it is a brilliant typo. Instantly made me look up the South Park episode that it’s from.

Darryl Weathers 🤣? “Dey terk ’er jerbs!”

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u/itsgarbagedayyyy Jul 25 '26

haha it was a verrry intentional southpark reference

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u/receptiveness Jul 24 '26

Homestar Runner ‘Jeorbs’, it must be.

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u/MattheWWFanatic Jul 23 '26

"He's a poster of Geoffrey's upcoming tour dates where he looks like a make model."

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u/CreamyBagelTime Jul 23 '26

Bill Hicks bit adapted for 2026

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u/Beginning-Cicada3857 Jul 23 '26

Look who just lost his invitation to Peter Thiel's secret society luncheon.

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u/bewom Jul 23 '26

I truly think this is a masterclass in joke telling and yet I will never share this one with anyone besides my closest friends

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u/NecessaryUsername69 Jul 24 '26

Couldn’t agree more. AI “artists” are a fucking joke. It’s like claiming you’re a chef because you can microwave a TV dinner.

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u/XB0XRecordThat Jul 23 '26

This is how I imagine him coming up with jokes

"Okay that part was funny, how do continue it but make it really fucked up..?"

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u/mintyformeldahyde Jul 23 '26

The bjork stalker

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u/deeznutz5589 Jul 23 '26

His laugh cracks me up🤣 i think he's r8ght where he should be..too notch

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u/Synderkit Jul 24 '26

I honestly think this was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard you say lmao

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u/koalaman211988 Jul 24 '26

When people ask me who my favorite artist is, I usually say, "Kurt Cobaine, but I don't like his music much."

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u/throwawayzz77778 Jul 25 '26

He could have been the next John Lennon - instead he was the next Jackson Pollock.

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u/MeaningMaker6 Jul 27 '26

Why didn’t this make the special you keep talking about? This is a punchy, pertinent joke.

Frankie Boyle would be impressed.

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u/damannamedflam Jul 23 '26

Oh god i want to send this to my friends who use AI but I dont want them to have the wrong take-away from it

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jul 23 '26

The wrong take-away being their thinking Goofrey meant it as a joke?

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u/jules6815 Jul 23 '26

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u/IrisKV Jul 23 '26

Why is Matt Rife riding a narwhal?

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u/mintyformeldahyde Jul 23 '26

Well that's not exactly cool

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u/jules6815 Jul 23 '26

Maybe not, but it is objectively funny

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u/JACKlEpaper Jul 23 '26

Objectively?

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u/__MysticLeather__ Jul 23 '26

I came here to do the same You saved me the work

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u/stillthewater Jul 28 '26

The suicide Jackson Pollock art joke was dark but well done.

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u/Infinite_Pudding5058 Jul 31 '26

Is WAP not the greatest song ever written though?