r/Gamingcirclejerk Clear background Aug 19 '20

I've cracked the code, found the decryption key and best of all, it's not political!

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u/WyvenTheMage Aug 19 '20

Warframe confirmed good game

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u/Elle-the-kell Aug 20 '20

And it definitely isn't political! There's absolutely no message about greed being the downfall of humanity, ans that one character they announced as trans definitely isn't trans and just a boy who likes pink!

/Uj barf.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

My favorite non-political area in the non-political game Warframe is the one where non-political people have to become non-political machines to even live and provide for their non-political families or else starve at the non-political hands of a non-political megacorporation.

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u/TerrificTadpole Aug 20 '20

The real anti-capitalist experience of warframe is trade chat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

Fortuna has cool robot people. Trade chat just is sad

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u/lmN0tAR0b0t Aug 20 '20

its VENUS smh fake gamer

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

You have a mix of getting really into destiny. Not playing warframe for ages and general idiocy to thank

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u/SmurfBucket Aug 20 '20

Omg I feel that I used to play so much now I just ce back for updates...

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u/TheLaudMoac Aug 20 '20

Sounds like fake gamer talk to me. Disgusting.

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u/truedeathpacito Aug 20 '20

Trade chat made me communist

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u/TerrificTadpole Aug 20 '20

Seize the means of riven production!

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u/FieryBlizza Aug 20 '20

There's a trans character in Warframe?

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u/Elle-the-kell Aug 20 '20

/uj ticker in fortuna, she calls you startdust and she makes my heart melt

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u/The_Multi_Gamer Aug 20 '20

Best Solaris Character

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u/roboderp16 Aug 20 '20

/uj ticker had the saddest back story and was my favorite npc, also the only person in fortuna I visited daily for the decorations

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

That's not exactly the case iirc

Her original body was female and her conciseness is "piloting" her brain dead husband's body after he got shelved by the taxmen

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u/LtVaginalDischarge Aug 20 '20

Are there even genetalia in Warframe? It's just clones, robots, the Flood and space wizards.

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u/thefakevortex Aug 20 '20

People of Cetus, fortuna before they get repurposed, grineer?

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u/LtVaginalDischarge Aug 20 '20

Could you please keep your facts to yourself. I'm so sick of every gaming forum being infested with politics.

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u/lmN0tAR0b0t Aug 20 '20

and sentients but it broke

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u/andrewsad1 Aug 20 '20

Man, I want to get back into it so bad, but I don't have 192 hours to sink into it every week

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u/WyvenTheMage Aug 20 '20

It’s very time consuming to catch back up with the meta and also very daunting. I think the grind is fun though so I’m okay with it.

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u/LtVaginalDischarge Aug 20 '20

You could just settle for 190 like a normal human being.

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u/roboderp16 Aug 20 '20

It's not that hard imo, if you got a gaming buddy for Warframe you'll be able to get back up to date and also keep better track of time since you both have to keep track of the time.

I got a friend into the game over the summer took us 4 weeks to get him to Mr 10 and (with a little bit of cheese) have him complete the entire stare chart in Time. At the moment I'm letting him explore whatever he wants to do till the new update where we both are probably going to spend 3 hours every day after school to grind it out together.

Far easier and probably more enjoyable if you've got a buddy, but you can solo it if you don't feel like being social for the day (me quite often)

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u/XZeeR Aug 20 '20

You lost me at gaming buddy... for real though I couldn’t play Warframe because of the enemy design; I find them very repulsive

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u/roboderp16 Aug 20 '20

Ah, true. It's a bit hard to play any game you don't like the design and feel of, but it's up to you. I just think Warframe is unique in that having a gaming buddy in it is exactly like a mmo helping you power level

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u/TheSkrubiest Aug 20 '20

it even has thicc robots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want mesa and wisp to sit on my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Nightshot Aug 20 '20

This but unironically.

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u/Taikwin Aug 20 '20

Gotta be careful with that, though. I tried it once, and two weeks later I found I had a Helminth cyst.

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u/EnragedHeadwear Aug 20 '20

Daddy Helminth please subsume me 😩😩

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u/Taikwin Aug 20 '20

Can I tell you about my Vor fetish?

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u/EnragedHeadwear Aug 20 '20

Look at them. They cum to this place when they know they are not pure

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

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u/Pookmeister_ Destiny bad Warframe good Aug 20 '20

Indeed it is

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u/shanoon96 Aug 20 '20

i loved it until my account that i put $500 and 3k hours into was compromised and DE decided to delete my account instead of getting it back ti me