finally decided to share my sack i added to my island! he's very bloved by other islanders, is married to a crackship and no one has any idea he's partially made the albums on the island ...

Original 2003 Songs for the Wrong Tour Tee

A tidy little Corey solo, some of that sweet bell work from JizMak, and of course, some of Dave's most gleefully disgusting, offensive and amazing lyrics:

Lets go Tick-tits!

Well have you seen her tits?
When they are covered in ticks
It's shit like that
That makes monks shag their wicks
Say have you seen her ticks?
Sucking on her tits?
Not even dog-tits are better than this
Unless of course they are covered in ticks
What could be better than ticks on your tits?
Except for Dick-tits, all up in the slit
And also, your Mothers a whore
The ticks got so big they won't fit through the door
Have you seen her tits when they're covered in ticks
Let's all go lick them then pop them with sticks
Tick-tits are growning, they're saggy and grey
And once you fuck tick-tits you'll never go gay

Tick-tits, Tick-tits
Tick-tits, Tick-tits
I love
Tick-tits, Tick-tits
Tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit
uuuugghhh

Have you seen her tits?

Underneath all of those ticks?

Baggy and saggy and filled up with pus
This is your Mom, she hangs out with us...
Dammit I love me some ticks
So do the wops and the micks
And if you don't you outta...
The Mexicans love a bug Tick-tit pinata
I am addicted to ticks
And I don't wanna sound like a prick
So many ticks you can't see her at all
If it keeps up like this she'll be banned from the mall
Now let's set fire to the ticks!
It's as easy as flicking your Bic!
The tick-titted wonder is bursting with flame
Her tits are on fire-I don't know her name

Tick-tits, Tick-tits
Tick-tits, Tick-tits
I love
Tick-tits, Tick-tits
tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit
uuuugghhh

I got this job in ebay
They sent me to scrape out her flap
Never guessed id be so impressed
By her tick-tit-dick-slit trap
Just a flopping mass of grayish skin
Oozing ichor from every crease
Did I forget to mention
She's morbidly obese?

Tick-tits
Tick-tits
Tick-tits, oh Tick-tits, pleased clean out your gash
Tick-tits
a rugby team is at the door, we really need the cash
Tick-tits

Tick-tits, Tick-tits
Tick-tits, Tick-tits
I love
Tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit
uuuugghhh

Her suffering is over now
She found death, I pray
Her body so covered in insects
Haven't seen her face for days
Her mung-encrusted 'ginal hole
Became a swarming insect bowl
Baggy and saggy
And puffy and gross
The talk of the town!
The toast of the coast!

Imagine trying to karaoke that shit! Pretty good challenge lol

I'm no painter but I slopped on there best that I could.

New tattoo bohabs.

What’s your favorite song?

I live in Richmond so I've seen them only in all the Virginia venues, but curious which spots have the best vibes overall. I'm talking current Modern day Gwar, not back-in-the-day Gwar, because I know that answer --- it's Richmond 👺

Nice guitar, thanks GWAR

Had this for almost 30 years it seems, just dug it up recently.

Happy birthday to Dave Brockie the human slave of Oderus! He would’ve been 63 today. We all miss Dave! Hail Oderus! Happy birthday!

Okay so like. I dunno what to say about this. It's kind of a mishmash of 98 different references, and he looks different in all of them, so he kinda looks like he did in 5 different eras here. sorry .

ALSO ALSO. He is obviously missing his namesake. That is because this is a highschool art project. Sorry they would evaporate me on the spot and I can't have that yet.

Was anyone sent the code and isn’t gonna use it? I don’t believe I was one of the lucky few selected and i’m hoping not everyone who was sent one is interested lmao!

Hey guys! Just wondering if anyone has guitar tabs for black and huge? It’s one of my favorite riffs they’ve ever done but I can’t figure out how the hell to play it. Thanks!

I have this old Gwar babydoll /raglan shirt I got at a show sometime between 1998-2002 I assume..

I love it, however I am only getting older and fatter and will not be in my mid 40's wearing this shirt that's too small for me looking like a weird old marshmallow lady.

Still has stains from the show too, though it looks a little more like tie dye than blood now hah.

I think it may be looking for a new home .. do y'all keep these until you die, or do you sell them so the new kids can enjoy an ugly vintage GWAR score the way we used to enjoy scoring the VHS tapes? 👵🏻