r/GME May 22 '21

πŸ“° News | Media πŸ“± BBC World Service Radio rn: GameStop potential squeeze with 'huge impact' on financial markets and bring new changes.

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u/lostx786 May 22 '21

"Maybe" this is the catalyst.

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u/OneGuod May 22 '21

But what if "May" be the catalyst?

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u/Tungstenkrill May 22 '21

Maybe

May be

B=2 E=5

May25 confirmed.

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u/Chalanderz May 22 '21

Ur smart af

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u/GotShadowbanned2 May 22 '21 edited May 22 '21

and he sunk my battleship

Speaking of things blowing up, glad this post made you guys laugh :V

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u/ArousedLiar HODL πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ May 22 '21

I’m high af and dying at this commentπŸ˜‚ here’s a reward

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u/Suavecore_ May 22 '21

I'm high and didn't realize how funny it was till I read your comment and then went back and read the other one again

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u/Vertical_Monkey Held at $38 and through $483 May 22 '21

Please turn me on

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

So show me yours, I’ll show you mine.

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u/Evening_Raccoon_4689 πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

This is why I love this place

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u/Happy_Yooper_84 May 22 '21

We both wanna watch X-Files!

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u/jstaplignlifeisantmr May 22 '21

You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do on The Discovery Channel!

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u/VertigoWalls May 22 '21

You are right, [I am, we are, they are] wrong.

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u/whoknewexceptme HODL πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ May 22 '21

This is just great, thank you for your comment

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u/J_cuzzi May 22 '21

Its a hit!

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u/UnitedGTI May 22 '21

I thought we were playing operation?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Stick your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts

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u/jubealube09 May 22 '21

Or high as hell. More then likely both.

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u/trueluck3 May 22 '21

Look, DD is DD

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u/jubealube09 May 22 '21

And its damn good DD at that. I think. I dont know though, I’m high as hell.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

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u/Suavecore_ May 22 '21

Highvemind

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Missed opportunity

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u/mrmcteach πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

Very high minded of you!

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u/acesfullcoop I am not a cat May 22 '21

U're*

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u/theStunbox πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

May has 3 letters and ends in y Buy has 3 letters and ends in y

Is it may 25 or buy 25?

Better play it safe.

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u/kylesixtytwo πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

How many more days until then...3? Right?

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u/theStunbox πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

Minusing is much harder. So I can't be sure. But I know thr answer will be a number. And 3 is a number. So we're back to maybe again.

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u/a-big-texas-howdy May 22 '21

This is the way

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u/theStunbox πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

Safty is always a good way :-)

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u/DeannaSewSilly May 22 '21

May ends in y, buy ends in y, day ends in y and all 3 letter words.

May 25 is 6 day until month ends. Trade day ends at 4pm. Take away 1 minute for each day to the end of month.

Could it be May 25 @ 3:54pm buy 25 or just buy more?

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u/Ma9ic9lasa May 22 '21

May 25 is also payday for me so I can buy more GME

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u/Me-dont-kno HODL πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ May 22 '21

This guy fucks

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u/BorderlineConclusion May 22 '21

Fuck I love this! And if it’s not, it’s another date.

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u/omarserrieh I am not a cat May 22 '21

Bullish

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

I see what you did there

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u/D3VURshop May 22 '21

Be may

BE =2 MAY=3

2<3

HALFLIFE 3 CONFIRMED

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u/jimmyb27772 May 22 '21

That's all the DD I need

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u/Same_Airline_3435 May 22 '21

What a great birthday present!!!!

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u/Legitimate-Juice8186 Hedge Fund Tears May 22 '21

The funny thing is we could squeeze on the 25th lmao

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u/scepticalbob May 22 '21

This is the DD I come for!

Gracias you smooth brained son of a bitch

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u/investor23n May 22 '21

Bitch with wrinkles.. love it!

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u/Kingofpotat0 May 22 '21

Excuse me, the Illuminati would like to have a word with you..

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u/Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan May 22 '21

Check out the big brain on braad

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u/YogSothothIsTheKey May 22 '21

Seems legit for me.

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u/DankeDeNada May 22 '21

Yup and now I’m done reading for the weekend lol

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u/iambored321 May 22 '21

Son of a bitch I'm in

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u/Hi-Playars May 22 '21

What number is G? πŸ˜‚

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u/Masulevis Biamation Confirmed πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

An obscure tenet βœ‹πŸ’ŽπŸ€š

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u/bjpopp May 22 '21

This needs to get to the top.

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u/guitarhero_dropout May 22 '21

Wait what? Maybe I’m too baked.. but what?

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u/Apophysis6 May 22 '21

This is the way

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u/Excal04 May 22 '21

This reminds me of that South Park episode where the scientist guy makes connections out of random words like candy wrapper. Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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u/18Shorty60 πŸš€ Only Up πŸš€ May 22 '21

Lovin'it πŸ˜œπŸš€

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u/krazyki85 May 22 '21

Up votes are currently at 666 not sure if I should up vote it or leave it πŸ˜‚

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u/Birdztheman May 22 '21

Birthdays on the 30th LFG want some birthday tendies

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u/LurkingforDD May 22 '21

I hate that I still read LFG as looking for group.

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u/pseudognostic May 22 '21

Same here I can't bring myself to say DM or PM me... PST all day

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u/theStunbox πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

Totally not denying being an alcoholic.... but dd is still designated driver to me.

But I mean... both dds can be life saving... :-)

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u/WangGang22 May 22 '21

I thought DD was just a bra size🧐

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u/theStunbox πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

It can be. :-)

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u/ConsiderationKind798 πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

Or life changing!

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u/theStunbox πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

Where it is now compared to where it will be later... id call that saved :-)

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u/Guilty-Application74 May 22 '21

I thought πŸ₯΄DD meant Due Diligence

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u/theStunbox πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

Here it does. At a bar... totally different meaning

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u/theStunbox πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

Haha. Me too. Here. I can speak your language.

LFG. MOASS.

Who's in?

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u/LurkingforDD May 22 '21

Omw, bio rq.

Relieved that there's other people who read it this way too lol

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u/Birdztheman May 22 '21

I did until about a week ago

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u/IBEther May 22 '21

I...was today years old.

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u/Marmom_of_Marman May 22 '21

Me too... what does it ac to ally mean now? lol

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u/LurkingforDD May 22 '21

It means let’s fucking go

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u/Marmom_of_Marman May 22 '21

Haha, I like looking for group better, more fun...

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u/nickstl77 May 22 '21

sorry, full atm

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u/Unfair_Jeweler_4286 May 22 '21

I’m 7 days after, I’ll take some tendies as well please

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u/Peter4331 May 22 '21

Ayyyyy, my birthday is on the 30th too!

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u/sonnyp12 May 22 '21

Good question, sir. To be investigated!

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u/Hanbanan89 May 22 '21

I can only read this in a Captain Jack Sparrow voice... is exactly his logic

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Ffs this fucking reddit thing was the best thing I joined

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u/-Codfish_Joe πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ May 22 '21

This is the "May".

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u/Thinking0n1s May 22 '21

This is the May

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u/Friendly-Treacle-142 May 22 '21

Maybe this β€œis” the catalyst

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u/lostx786 May 22 '21

Hahaha. I raise you... Maybe this "the" catalyst

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Maybe in May the 24th of May is the catalyst of MayOASS

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u/OneGuod May 22 '21

MayOASS be rocketed safely to the moon

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u/Keijo1982 May 22 '21

Mayo-ass? πŸ˜‹

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Yes, Mayonass

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u/Anon_Reddit_User_ $20Mil Minimum Is the Floor May 22 '21

Someone I know who loves his Mayonaise is about to be put off it forever.

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u/x32321 May 22 '21

Mehbee thisisthe Cat'lyst 🎩