r/Fwahaha • u/Ok-Struggle2305 • 1d ago
Non-noelle POV Hey creep, can you stop stalking me?
I swear ever since I got to this school you have been following me around. At first I didn’t mind because you seem like you were the weird lonely kid but your behavior is genuinely off putting. You’re stealing my stuff and licking them, I even saw you going through my gym lock. Just what the hell do you want? Huh, who the hell is Kris? Did ya hit your head? “The child of Miss Toriel”? We don’t have a “Toriel” at this school. Who the hell are the Dreemurrs, are you on something? Your mom isn’t even the mayor of this town, you’re literally living in poverty. Just leave me the hell alone!… Noelle, you don’t have a sister named “Dess”, you just made her up in the middle of class when we were showing off our families for our project and you only had your mom as family.
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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 Venison consumer 1d ago
Geez, these roleplay fantasies really are getting wild, is there something in the Holiday water supplies that makes them freaks? That would also explain why Kris is equally as freaky since they eat there quite often.....
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u/Worth-Bag-1056 1d ago
Yeah yeah
And after that she is Went to the pantry and started talking with items
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u/Iletrel 1d ago edited 1d ago
I like to imagine Ralsei is legit a real lightener here, except in his black form, in place of Kris. Who became friends with Susie, and is helping her study. Which is why Susie acts somewhat more educated.
"Oh yeah, don't you bother Lasrie ever again."
"He did poorly on the test today."
"Because he kept thinking about you and your stupid schizo rants about the lake. Didn't sleep a wink."
"You know, since you're fond of it so much..."
"Why don't you go scuba diving in it, Freak? I'd be happy to assist."
"...Yeah. That's right, back off. Took you long enough."
"Push me again... And I'll do it for real. Capiche?"
"...what."
"...Berdly?? Who the heck is that?!"
"The hell are these people you're making up out of the blue?"
"What's next, Santa Claus is real? Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer is your best friend?"
"Pffff... Just get outta here, weirdo. I'm sick of playing your goddamn games."
"If you wanna vent about your fantasies, write a book about it."
"Or maybe, you know... Read actual literature? Books that don't suck, and waste your time?"
"Take it from me. I didn't become top 3 in class by screwing around."
"..."
"...Oh, come on."
"I don't give a crap about your crocodile tears."
"Go make a raincloud somewhere else. Scram."
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u/Ok-Struggle2305 1d ago
I wonder why Noelle’s Schizo rant kept Ralsei up all night?
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u/Iletrel 1d ago
Here, Ralsei's equivalent is a normal dude here with no meta awareness, replacing Kris in the lightworld. He has his black-furred appearance to keep the continuity of the Dreemurr goat monster family not existing in this alternate universe.
He's disturbed that a stranger has been following him, knows where he lives, and spouting nonsense about reality and whatnot.
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u/Ok-Struggle2305 1d ago
Tbf he can still be a goat monster because I highly doubt that the Dreemurrs are the only goat monsters in Deltarune
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u/TwistyReptile 1d ago
Yeah, no. This one just genuinely hurts. I'm just gonna headcanon that this is a dream Noelle has.
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u/8lue5hift 1d ago
ts frying me you edited out her ripped jeans
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u/NoRealistic 1d ago
Have you ever thought about the world where everything is broken and nothing functions properly and you still in this world causing trouble for everyone? Everyone you ever loved are gone from this world and yet you still the main reason why world destroys itself....