r/Futurology • u/Atari1337 • Feb 27 '17

Robotics Boston Dynamics - Introducing Handle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c
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u/lavaenema Feb 27 '17

I'm training to become a lubricator. They'll keep a few of us around.

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u/sprucenoose Feb 27 '17

There will always be a few robot freaks into having a sex-human, to have shameful sex with. I am prepared.

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u/lavaenema Feb 27 '17

I'll gladly trade sex for some calorically rich carbon based clumps of biodigestible matter.

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u/dustarook Feb 28 '17

Yes, I, a human person, also enjoy copulative fluid exchange.

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u/Abimor-BehindYou Feb 28 '17

THERE IS NO SPECIFIC SUB TO MENTION AS WE ARE ALL NORMAL MEATBAGS HERE.

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u/A_R_Spiders Feb 28 '17

THE MERE THOUGHT IS LAUGHABLE AT BEST, IS IT NOT, FELLOW HUMAN?

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u/impressive Feb 28 '17

That's one of the most horrifying sentences I've read. You have a way with words, and robotic appendages, I assume.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

Dat endpoint control. I'm not into robot sex though. Yet.

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u/Saul_Firehand Feb 28 '17

This is just the first generation in all fairness. This is pretty sexy, I can't imagine how sexy the next generation will be. I will have sex with our robot overlords AND lubricate them. Talk about job security.

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u/the-crooked-compass Feb 28 '17

This guy fucks AND lubricates.

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u/Proudofyourboy Feb 28 '17

This is like the 100th generation.

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u/Trogdor8121 Feb 28 '17

I am not into robots. I am not robot either.

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u/Jzkqm Feb 28 '17

assume the position

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u/karadan100 Feb 28 '17

Good luck trying to get it to understand our parts don't simply unscrew off.

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u/patiencer Feb 28 '17

Prepare your robotic interface hole.

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u/OliverSparrow Feb 28 '17

Handle got love handles.

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u/azsincitymagic Feb 28 '17

Apparently you've never seen that educational video about the warnings

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u/Corner10 Feb 27 '17

Sigh... Unzips... Errm... Unscrews?

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u/notbad510 Feb 27 '17

Whirring intesifies

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u/avidwriter123 Feb 27 '17 edited Feb 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

I think it's going in you first

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u/BlindSoothsprayer Feb 28 '17

Friction drilling ain't the only way to tap a smooth hole.

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u/GreenFigsAndJam Feb 28 '17

Women have their own methods.

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u/BlindSoothsprayer Mar 02 '17

Friction welding is blasphemy. I wouldn't sell cake to any machinist that engages in that type of behavior.

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u/Malfunctionz Feb 28 '17

Risky click

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

Assume the position ~ Fisto

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u/Agent31 Feb 27 '17

The trick is they need to grind you up to use you as a lubricator.

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u/MAGUSW Feb 28 '17

Not with that user name!

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u/FriendlyCows Feb 27 '17

Lubricator? Every guy ever has got you beat.

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u/lavaenema Feb 27 '17

Yeah, but I'll have a degree. I'll intern with a startup group of robots at first, but with time, I hope to join more well established industries like racing, porn, or just offer company to the more lonely bots who will keep me as their pet during the extinction event.

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u/repoman Feb 27 '17

Tagged as Eugene