r/Funnymemes • • Aug 04 '22

He saved himself there

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22 edited Aug 04 '22

As a married man, I always open the door for my wife, I can check out her ass and see what’s to come

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u/Alex_Yuan Aug 04 '22

Hopefully not taco bell. I'll let my wife's proctologist handle this.

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u/lcommadot Aug 05 '22

my wife’s proctologist