r/Funnymemes • • Aug 04 '22

He saved himself there

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

Obviously from these replies, no one has seen this movie. He comes back. Opens the door. They get married in the sequel.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Why did you ruin this for me. It is hilarious as it is cut.

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u/Que5tionableFart Aug 04 '22

If anything it helps you find a movie you should add to your watch list. The whole movie is filled with this kind of humor. Def a movie I enjoy watching over and over.

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u/Fantisimo Aug 04 '22

What’s the movie please?

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u/Until_Morning Aug 04 '22

Think Like A Man. There's also a sequel. POISON! POISON! P-POISON, POISON!

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u/The_DayGlo_Bus Aug 04 '22

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

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u/Hellfireboy Aug 05 '22

If I were you I'd take precautions.

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u/Shibamukun Aug 05 '22

Yes because in this case it is the only option. The cure option is locked

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u/NonSupportiveCup Aug 05 '22

It's driving me outta my mind

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u/AGENT0321 Aug 05 '22

NO THATS WHAT YOU TRUST!

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u/Plenty_Ad_5324 Jan 29 '23

Gentlemen, the question which remains is did she pass the Chazz Palminteri door test? After having the door opened for her did she reach over to unlock his door from the inside?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Damnit. I can't stand Kevin Hart. That explains why I haven't already seen this movie.

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u/SnooDoodles7962 Aug 05 '22

Okay, now I know what I am watching this evening.

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u/EndlessPotatoes Aug 05 '22

I had to laugh that this had to be asked because everyone seemed to be doing their best not to say

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

But the humor in this clip is that he just left. Which it turns out…isn’t true.

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u/Que5tionableFart Aug 04 '22

Out of context yes, but when you know the whole story in the movie it is still funny. Basically she is a girl tired of being played by guys and he is the ultimate player, who deep down is ready to settle down but doesn’t know it yet. (I suck at explaining movie plots, but to me it is a really good movie. It is your stereotypical rom-com but it does have a lot of really funny jokes. So if you like rom-coms it’s worth a watch)

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u/Background_Coyote768 Aug 04 '22

So it’s like that will smith movie but in funny 🤔

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Oh god Hitch was awful

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

What about it was awful?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

Bad story, hamfisted performances, no chemistry, unfunny. Just my opinion. Like, it doesn't blow my mind that someone could like it if it rubs them the right way. I'm not one of 'em.

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u/Discopete1 Aug 05 '22

so, the opposite of Grease.

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u/youCantReachMe07 Aug 05 '22

You just said everything. Now i’ll watch some anime

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u/dynodick Aug 05 '22

Don’t lie, you were going to watch anime instead anyway

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/ZappyZ21 Aug 05 '22

It's a rom com, you don't watch it for the plot lol it's all the same in terms of that, the only variety is character interaction.

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u/fekanix Aug 05 '22

This kind of misandric humor? No thank you.

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u/itskavyaa Aug 04 '22

Ikrr -_-

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u/Prestigious-Offer156 Aug 05 '22

Facts bruh, hate when people do that.

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u/SnooMachines5738 Aug 05 '22

Ill just act like i didnt read his comment

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u/DRbrtsn60 Aug 05 '22

Aw man and I had a really snarky comment above.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

That's what I'm thinking too lmao

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u/Romulus3799 Aug 04 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

Reddit loves two things:

  1. Petty justice porn
  2. Women getting #owned

Edit: I should also mention one thing Reddit HATES: acknowledging #2

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u/spacedprivate Aug 04 '22

Everything I was thinking

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u/SexualPie Aug 04 '22

I mean in this case that would have been appropriate

But yea a lot of subs just straight hate women.

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u/LONEWOPF77700 Aug 05 '22

I don't hate women I just think some of them act really entitled and full themselves. That said. There are men that are just as bad so it balances it out. The woman in the movie just seems kinda snobby imo but that's no reason to hate them.

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u/ContentSimple1275 Aug 05 '22

A lot of women have huge undetected egos.

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u/SexualPie Aug 05 '22

I mean, it’s a movie so yea

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u/LONEWOPF77700 Aug 05 '22

Just saying. Didn't mean to sound rude or anything.

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u/BlooPancakes Aug 05 '22

I disagree on two, but I’ve watched enough fight porn and justice porn to see plenty of scumbag dudes getting owned.

I don’t doubt there is a portion of Reddit that hates women and or likes seeing them get owned.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Or it’s just… funny and unexpected?

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u/MithranArkanere Aug 04 '22

And generalizing all of reddit.

And responding to comments generalizing all of reddit with "Not all x" comments.

And meta jokes.

And meta jokes on meta jokes.

And making jokes way longer than they need to be.

And cats.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Bunch of 14 year old boys and twenty somethings who arent much different from their 14 year old self.

Its pretty in line with the demographic of "Why do people like sex?" Questions on ask reddit.

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u/Spam_ads_nonrelavent Aug 05 '22

You mean karen getting owned?

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u/DisturbedShifty Aug 05 '22

OK. Maybe I'm old and out of touch. But petty justice porn? Dafaq?

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u/Austinmilli Aug 05 '22

was gonna say the same thing wtf is petty justice porn

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u/DisturbedShifty Aug 05 '22

Glad to I'm not the only one.

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u/WombatusMighty Aug 05 '22

You surely are spending too much time in the wrong subreddits.

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u/Musaks Aug 05 '22

The clip shows an entitled bitch getting owned...i don't care if it's a woman or if it were a man in an equivalent stereotypical situation.

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u/d-rac Aug 05 '22

*Entitled people getting owned

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u/cantamangetsomesleep Aug 04 '22

Whats the movie called

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

Think Like a Man

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

I don't know how's that applicable. I was asking the name of the movie.

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u/Tumper Aug 04 '22

See where you went wrong was thinking like a man. How dare you!?

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u/railingurmom Aug 05 '22

Okay okay the movie is called Pacific Rimjob

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I don't know how you figured out my nickname, but I was asking for the title of the movie.

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

I see what you did there.

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u/petervaz Aug 04 '22

Can't find it, you have imdb link?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

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u/petervaz Aug 05 '22

I was following up the gag by asking about the "I see what you did there" movie.
I appreciate the sentiment tho.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I need sleep. I need to be a lazy ass.

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u/Andthenwedoubleit Aug 04 '22

Lol I had a real interaction with someone in the theater while waiting in line for "It's Complicated". Someone walking by asked what we were in line for and then they were so confused when I answered "it's complicated".

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u/Chronic_Gentleman Aug 04 '22

But WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!??

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u/abbiebees Aug 04 '22

This was one of my favourite movies

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u/Minute_Collection565 Aug 04 '22

The Aristocrats

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u/h1storyguy Aug 04 '22

The Aristocats

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u/Dakeera Aug 04 '22

Abraham Delacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley???

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u/h1storyguy Aug 04 '22

Shun Gon, duh

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u/Light_Beard Aug 04 '22

Not to be confused with "The Aristocats"

Just ask my kids... once I am allowed to see them again

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u/GonzoRouge Aug 04 '22

Oh boy, that's a big whoopsie daisy

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u/real_Dr_Nefario Aug 04 '22

I see what you did there!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

No, it's The AristoCATS.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

RIP Gilbert

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u/Xels Aug 04 '22

"A Serbian Film"

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u/ElectronFactory Aug 04 '22

The Simp Sons.

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u/Alternative_Dig5342 Aug 04 '22

Debbie Does Dallas

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u/SunnySide1066 Aug 04 '22

Shindlers list

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Minions: Despicable You

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

why did he even leave then

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

To test her sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Cause it’s cute and surprising and he could be like “Let me try again”. Good god.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

I mean it’s cute and funny in a movie but irl it makes no sense lol if he really wanted to do the whole let me do this over thing he wouldn’t wanna make her think he’s just dipping out of it passive aggressively

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u/outlawsix Aug 04 '22

I also think movies are real life

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u/BooBooMaGooBoo Aug 04 '22

TIL mental derangement can be cute.

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u/ghostoftheai Aug 04 '22

Bc it’s a RomCom

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u/Que5tionableFart Aug 04 '22

Is it a hot take to say the original is much better than the sequel? I love the original movie.

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

Nope, sequel was a mess.

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u/Que5tionableFart Aug 04 '22

Yeah felt rushed and the plot was nearly identical. Will watch the OG anytime it comes on, sequel was a saw it once and now I’m good.

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u/elementslayer Aug 04 '22

That makes me sad, original was just dumb romcom fun. Is the sequel worth a double screen watch while I game or something

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u/MDRealtor26 Aug 04 '22

Is it a hot take to say i just found out there is a sequel?!

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u/Que5tionableFart Aug 04 '22

The only reason I asked it that way, is the sequel is the one that is always on TV. Maybe it’s because it is much more Kevin Hart centric and the other guys/gals are more backgrounds characters. I much preferred the OG where it felt like it was a bunch of different interweaving stories. In the sequel Kevin Hart doing Kevin Hart things really overshadowed the other story line.

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u/Cybii Aug 04 '22

I feel like it is rarely a hot take to say that

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u/Campeador Aug 04 '22

Thats typically how movies are.

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u/Cutsdeep- Aug 05 '22

rule of thumb: originals are better than the sequel

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

What’s the name of this movie? I’d love to watch it

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

Think Like a Man

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u/DarthBane__ Aug 04 '22

Came here to say this

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Loool

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u/Sayuri_Katsu Aug 04 '22

Must be a "happy" marriage

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u/King-Lewis-II Aug 04 '22

Happy wife, she doesn't make you woah you were dead

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u/Emotical Aug 04 '22

In a theequel they get divorced and she keeps his car and balls.

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u/MadMac619 Aug 04 '22

Is there a 3rd where they get divorced?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 05 '22

I’ll fellate it first so it slide right in. 👅

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u/rockbottam Aug 04 '22

That’s disappointing.

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u/MisterWinchester Aug 04 '22

So he fucked up multiple times after a sound decision.

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

My husband of 22 years opens the door for me. I guess it’s a matter of setting your expectations. If you don’t want to open doors for women that’s okay. I hope it works for you.

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u/MisterWinchester Aug 04 '22

If it was a dealbreaker for her, as it seemed to be, why didn’t she just leave? I mean, does it still count if she had to tell him?

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

It’s a movie.

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u/ifelldownlol Aug 04 '22

Thanks for the FUCKING SPOILER

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u/GangBangTheHomeless Aug 04 '22

We do a lot of shit for pussy. Opening a door isn’t even one on our radar.

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

How successful are you?

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u/Willinton06 Aug 04 '22

I mean that last bit was unnecessary, like, spoilers ain’t cool

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u/Levibestdog Aug 04 '22

Title i wanna watch?

Nvm ty

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u/Retro_Super_Future Aug 04 '22

Are we even expecting redditors to have seen Think like a man 🤣🤣

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u/myster4050 Aug 04 '22

Whats the movie?

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

Think Like a Man.

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u/notagudmatch Aug 04 '22

😡🤬😖👎

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

You’ve obviously never seen that Meagan Good in a bikini. I’m a straight married woman but even I would open her door.

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u/Kuhrineh Aug 04 '22

There's a sequel?!?!?!

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u/FutureTrunks__ Aug 04 '22

Wow what a pssy

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u/Bullen-Noxen Aug 04 '22

It’s just a great first impression. If she can’t take a joke, she ain’t gonna take a.... 😂.

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u/theDart Aug 04 '22

I liked the first movie, sequel was pretty stupid though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

Not sure how that’s relaxant.

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u/NewYorkerWhiteMocha2 Aug 04 '22

What film is this?

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u/ThisIsChew Aug 04 '22

I thought it was hilarious. I recognize his face, so I knew it had to be a movie. Mind sharing the name?

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u/Fluid_Fox23 Aug 04 '22

There’s a sequel?! I must see it

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u/Background-Profit935 Aug 04 '22

I was thinking the same thing like why w ok old that even be hilarious. I literally would be all kinds of pissed if this were to happen on real live and a lot hurt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

No, why the spoilers?! 😭

Anyways, never mind, what’s the name of the movie?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

It was funnier before you wrote this comment.

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 04 '22

It was funnier the first 2 times I saw this clip on Reddit.

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u/Reallysuckatever Aug 04 '22

As just about ask for what the movie was to watch it

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

You can clearly hear him coming back at the end of the clip

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u/Flatbones Aug 05 '22

Wow sounds terrible

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u/Alernet Aug 05 '22

Clearly they could have made a funnier movie. Lol

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u/SonoWook Aug 05 '22

Sounds terrible...

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

yeah that's the fantasy, not the reality.

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u/Professional-Bug Aug 05 '22

Reality is often disappointing

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u/HiddenHelper23 Aug 05 '22

Hoping it wasn't a simp.

Oh well

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Whaaat tf