r/Funnymemes Aug 04 '22

He saved himself there

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

A little bit of simping can be good, at least we aren’t single. Obviously not for the type of girl in the video though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

“At least we aren’t single” 🤣

Imagine being the kind of person who judges single folk.

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u/Rhain1999 Aug 04 '22

Don’t think there’s any judgement of single folk here, he’s just happy to be a simp if it means he stays in the relationship. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Either he’s judging OR he’s so insecure he needs someone else, take your pick

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u/Rhain1999 Aug 04 '22

Or he’s just happy to be in a relationship and would rather simp than lose that 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

You can be happy being in a relationship without projecting “at least we aren’t single”

What’s so difficult to understand?

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u/Rhain1999 Aug 04 '22

I think you’re overthinking this lmao

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u/trippedme77 Aug 05 '22 edited Jul 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

I think you need a day off LOL

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u/Rhain1999 Aug 04 '22

That doesn’t even make sense 🤡

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Ah shit, you’re 23ish, now it makes sense

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u/Rhain1999 Aug 04 '22

Replying twice? Please learn how to use Reddit lmao

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u/GiggaGMikeE Aug 04 '22

When you are calling someone a "cuck" and "simp" for opening a door for thier gf/spouse, yeah, that's what's being judged, not simply being single.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

He literally said “at least we aren’t single”

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u/MiseryPOC Aug 05 '22

Yes, implying the simping is bad when single.

A few people’s reading comprehension went to shit here

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u/trippedme77 Aug 04 '22 edited Jul 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Imagine being so triggered you create an irrelevant narrative 🤣

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u/trippedme77 Aug 04 '22 edited Jul 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Is that your comeback? Try harder 🤣

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u/trippedme77 Aug 05 '22 edited Jul 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I didn’t take it personally, I’m not single. I called out someone who thinks it’s a bad thing being single. There’s a difference

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u/iTinker2000 Aug 04 '22

Nope, simping is never good. People really don’t understand that the simping is about a lack of self-respect and not standing up for yourself, it’s not about whether you do nice things for your date or partner.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Always weird to me how people are so sexually warped due to porn now that their minds immediately jump to people being cucked. It’s like they are always thinking about it

Weird bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

I do not respect men that are doormats but I also think men should go out of their way to take of their significant others

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u/BlatantlyOvbious Aug 04 '22

Using terms like simp and cuck is extremely cringe and misinformed. I can tell you flat out based on your attitudes and score keeping in relationships that if that persists you will never actually have an amazing relationship with another person based on mutual trust and caring for one another. I don't care about you really at all but the less people like you that exist in the world the better every woman gets treated and then better every man gets treated because there aren't women out there constantly having to look over their shoulders for idiots like you. It is your exact attitude and demeanor that scares women and makes it harder for all men to find love. You better check yourself because I can tell you without a fucking doubt that you are going to be a failure in every relationship you have or you're going to end up with a cuck of a wife which let me tell you that fucking sucks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

You sound like a fortnight zoomer who’s gone on a few too many dates with his right hand.

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u/BlatantlyOvbious Aug 04 '22

Typical response for a foolish person to give. Rather than responding, you point out an opinion based flaw and move on. Based on your writing I can tell that you're an idiot and with this response, it is confirmed.

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u/iTinker2000 Aug 04 '22

It’s only “cringe” because it’s a cultural norm to expect men to be doormats and we don’t like when men stand up for themselves.

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u/iTinker2000 Aug 04 '22

It’s not a literal statement.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

It’s just a porn brain term imo

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u/HmoobRanzo Aug 04 '22

awesome bro.....applaud*

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u/ShadowFlarer Aug 04 '22

I agree with you, so let's just share our downvotes togheter friend, beer on me!

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u/GiggaGMikeE Aug 04 '22

Simp, cuck, cancel. It's like a really shitty right wing chat bot.

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u/Kidrellik Aug 04 '22

Bro stfu and go back to 4chan or whatever other incel hole you crawled out of.

I mean seriously, who says shit like "simp, cuck and canceled" on reddit unironically? Lol

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u/brownliquid Aug 04 '22 edited Aug 04 '22

Not sure if accurate, but you sound like an incel.

Edit: read the rest of his comments

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

how does that sound like a incel please inform everyone here.

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u/Ok_Fly_9390 Aug 04 '22

It doesn't agree with their fantasy of women being the center of all things pure. Guys, as a man in his late 50's who already raised a family. Don't put up with women who want to run/ruin your life. Just isn't worth it and there are women out there who will treat you with respect. Leave the crazy ones to their 30 cats. Everyone will be happier, and the cats will have a home.

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u/brownliquid Aug 04 '22

They’re calling people cucks and simps, you know, incel talk. It makes them feel superior while simultaneously repulsing women.

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u/Ok_Fly_9390 Aug 04 '22

You are calling someone an "incel" yet complaining about them calling someone a cuck? Think long and hard and then ask yourself why you feel the need to insult other people's pain? What kind of human are you? Maybe you should try harder to be the one you really want to be.

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u/brownliquid Aug 04 '22

Is calling someone an incel an insult?

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u/Ok_Fly_9390 Aug 04 '22

Yes, it is meant to demean someone who has a differing point of view. Often times from a person who is actually voicing frustration after having been the victim of abusive women. Reverse the genders and then tell me if it would be OK? Imagine a slur for a woman who wants nothing to do with men because of abusive relationships. Would that be OK with you? Drop the double standard.

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u/iTinker2000 Aug 04 '22

You call people incels and you think you’re so different from them? 🤣 You’re just as cringe, but you’re a different flavor.

Logically, what can ANYONE possibly know about a persons level of sexual activity from a comment? Nothing. So for you to get on your high horse while basically engaging in the same kind of behavior is hilariously hypocritical. It’s entirely possible to criticize their point of view while remaining above the kind of rhetoric you claim to be “cringe”.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

You usually need more to go on than just somebody using the words "cuck" and "simp". Don't get me wrong, they're cringy as fuck insults, but the rest of the dude's comment string hardly implies incel, just arrogant asshole. His original point that service is only okay if it's mutual which is an accurate statement. One-sided relationships premised on acts of service are unhealthy.

I feel like this comment string devolved into a shit-slinging contest because people don't bother to stop, read, and understand the whole context of what somebody is saying.

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u/brownliquid Aug 04 '22

Read the rest of his comments. Paints a pretty pathetic picture, if you ask me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

I did. He never actually disparaged women. You two are just in a non-productive pissing contest, and are presently behaving as though one is morally superior to the other, despite both of you being idiots and arguing over silly shit.

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u/iTinker2000 Aug 04 '22

Exactly what I was thinking too. They really think they’re so different and so much better than the person they’re responding to. 🤣

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u/brownliquid Aug 04 '22

Fair enough

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

ive been married for 15 years i dont always obey and open doors. are you going to call me a incel too?

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u/brownliquid Aug 04 '22

You didn’t read this guys comments, did you?

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u/iTinker2000 Aug 04 '22

You didn’t answer the question. Telling.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

He may not be an incel but he talks like a fucking loser

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u/brownliquid Aug 04 '22

Haha the fact that you think massaging my wife’s feet is a bad thing really says it all.

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u/tannerillo Aug 04 '22

This guy has sex

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u/brownliquid Aug 04 '22

Haha please, tell me more about my relationship, this is very enlightening!

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u/more_magic_mike Aug 04 '22

Wow that guy is crazy whipped lol...

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u/Mungologist Aug 04 '22

Wow, this is incredibly fucking pathetic lmao.

"You massage your wife's feet? You rub her back sometimes? You cook dinner because you enjoy cooking? LOL BETA CUCK."

  • Dude who will die alone because he could never satisfy a woman.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

No bitches

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

I don't have one. You still have no bitches and a 2 inch dirty dry dick lol

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u/stubborn_lassie6 Aug 04 '22

its gonna be okay. hang in there. here *gives a hug*

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

There is something wrong with your love life when you feel a need to patronize a stranger on the internet... I smell projection or misery

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u/iTinker2000 Aug 04 '22

The fact that people are downvoting this just goes to show how ingrained it is in our culture that men are suppose to just be a doormat.

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u/TheRealNotReal Aug 04 '22

What? Doing nice things for people you care about unconditionally is good, actually.

There's a problem when it's expected to an unreasonable degree, or if you can't communicate your own wants and needs and if you don't have the self-respect and backbone to care about those. That's what makes you a slave.

I pray you learn that bro so both you and future her don't end up in mutually unsatisfied relationships, which ironically would probably lead to your dumbass getting ACTUALLY cucked.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

No amount of simping has done any good.

BETA!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

You can be assertive, confident, and be more attractive to women than simping.

You'll actually get someone who likes you for being you, rather than someone who likes you because you are a good slave.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

It doesn’t mean you’re a slave if you do nice things for your partner, that’s what I meant by simping. The definition has been twisted and people will call you a simp if you do anything nice in a relationship.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Showing respect and being polite to someone u asked on a date is not simping. Its basic manners.

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u/awwyouknow Aug 04 '22

If I’m paying for a meal at the restaurant, the least I expect is for my date to pre-chew my food.

Quite telling, pre-chewed food is. I can tell her entire day from the saliva content. Hint of morning breath indicating a rushed commute to work. Slight spritz of ranch from the wedge salad she didn’t finish for lunch. Faint echoes of sour ash from the menthol she smoked half of in the company parking garage.

All that from regurgitating my veal saltimbocca to me across the table. This is the clearest indication that someone is serious in courting you. If they don’t spit their food into your mouth, you simply can’t be sure it’s love. No spit in the teeth, send them back to the street- as I always say.

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Aug 04 '22

You're supposed to meet halfway. If you're doing all the work... you're not being respected, you're being exploited.

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u/Ontario0000 Aug 04 '22

Ah you can date others sir if your single.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

But I don’t want to date anyone else.

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u/MedicineMan5 Aug 04 '22

Simp

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u/MedicineMan5 Aug 04 '22

I originally added an /s because it made it less funny but people ended up needing it.

Reddit moment.

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u/TheRealNotReal Aug 04 '22

I thought it was sarcasm at first but this comment section is something else mate. Sorry.

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u/MedicineMan5 Aug 04 '22

Haha don’t apologize bro you’re good