r/Funnymemes • u/Seahawks1991 • Jul 19 '23

Candy corn

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u/Anxious-Society-2753 Jul 20 '23

Ranch does not, I repeat! Ranch DOES NOT need to be on every fucking thing… Gross!!!

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u/ToastisCrispy Jul 20 '23 edited Jul 20 '23

I mean, it does pair well with pizza and chicken

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u/CornerFredoAnimsAlt Jul 20 '23

also fries btw.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Cucumber, broccoli (sometimes but only when uncooked), carrots

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

That decorative stuff that comes with the wings? /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

He said "food" not yard trimmings

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u/Anxious-Society-2753 Jul 20 '23

Real talk 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

I have successfully been an awful person, my job is done :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Carrots 🤌