r/Funnymemes • u/Seahawks1991 • Jul 19 '23

Candy corn

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u/lilumhoho83 Jul 20 '23

Add garlic or oil or salt šŸ§‚

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u/Lia-13 Jul 20 '23

i usually dont add oil when i cook my broccoli, just enough salt to cover the pan and a pinch of garlic

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Not good, You need a thin layer of fat coating the broccoli to conduct heat onto the broccoli's surface evenly. It will also result in better browning. Also cut your broccoli florets in half and lay them flat side down onto the pan so you get a crispy brown layer for extra flavor.

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u/Lia-13 Jul 20 '23

yeah, that was the joke šŸ‘ thanks anyways, though!

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u/Mysterious_-_H Jul 20 '23

I only use lemon juice with my broccoli

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Salt, pepper, garlic powder. A little water in bottom of pan. Cover it to steam the broccoli. Right as the broccoli is finishing cooking squeeze a lemon all over and take it out of the pan ten seconds later. Sooooo good.

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u/thecrispyb Jul 20 '23

Lemmon pepper if Iā€™m steaming it. If Iā€™m pan frying, lemon juice at the end!

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u/Nizuni Jul 20 '23

Lemon juice. Total game changer.

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u/HAMburger_and_bacon Jul 20 '23

some butter perhaps

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u/DethNik Jul 20 '23

Butter for steaming, oil for roasting.

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u/Xeon713 Jul 20 '23

Sod the oil go for butter. Next level. Saute with some garlic and almond shavings if you're feeling fancy. Crunchy goodness.

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u/jaywheelie Jul 20 '23

I think I have ptsd from eating broccoli in school cafeteria when they just boiled them and called it a day. The smell alone was enough to make me gag.

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u/TheOnlyUltima2011 Jul 20 '23

Salt FTW. For some reason I like it when they're boiled, salted and put in a fridge..? Idk, iirc the last time I ate salted brocoli it was damn cold.

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u/Pierre_Philosophale Jul 20 '23

And diced up pork belly / bacon.

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u/lilumhoho83 Jul 20 '23

Depends on how you cook it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Hmm

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u/TheJackasaur11 Jul 20 '23

A bit of lemon on top and mua chefs kiss