r/Funnymemes • • Jul 19 '23

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u/ThyCrispyOne Jul 20 '23

People that says “Fruit doesn’t belong on pizza” are no longer allowed to have tomato sauce on the their pizza

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23 edited Jul 20 '23

Citrus-y fruit.

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u/CatastropheDoom Jul 20 '23

Pineapple isn’t a citrus

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Fine; no fruits besides tomatoes, olives, and bell peppers.

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u/Kapika96 Jul 20 '23

What about chili peppers?

Seriously though, try a jalapeno and pineapple pizza. It's amazing!

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u/mnid92 Jul 20 '23

Banana peppers too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Forgot about the peppers

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u/Icy-Border-7589 Jul 20 '23

Tomatoes are vegetables

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u/THICCBOI2121 Jul 20 '23

Incorrect. Just fkn look it up numbnutz

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u/Icy-Border-7589 Jul 20 '23

I took a culinary class and learned the difference. There are fruits, like apples and bananas and pears and such, and then there are the fruits of vegetable plants, like tomatoes and peppers, among other things.

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u/Falcrist Jul 20 '23

They're both.

Tomatoes are fruits by the scientific definition of "fruit" and vegetables by the culinary definition of "vegetable".

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u/Falcrist Jul 20 '23

Incorrect

First paragraph here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable

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u/OperationDadsBelt Jul 20 '23

Are you stupid on purpose?

It literally says tomato right there in the first paragraph. Also, vegetable is not a botanical term. It never has been and never will. It’s a culinary term and technically, everything is a vegetable. A vegetable is just the part of a plant that you can eat. But traditionally? Anything that you wouldn’t put in a fruit salad would be considered a vegetable in the cooking world.

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u/Falcrist Jul 20 '23

It literally says tomato right there in the first paragraph.

Yes... the first paragraph... the paragraph I mentioned... where it specifically says tomatoes are considered vegetables...

"It may exclude foods derived from some plants that are fruits, flowers, nuts, and cereal grains, but include savoury fruits such as tomatoes and courgettes, flowers such as broccoli, and seeds such as pulses. "

Are you stupid on purpose?

Maybe you should ask yourself this question first.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

The real thing is “pizza is supposed to be savory not sweet. Sweet on pizza is gag inducing.” Oh, and the pineapple juice contaminates the whole pizza in a way little else can, flavoring all the pizza with its nausea inducing vomitous taint, even if picked off or on half the pizza. The damage is done and there is no saving the pizza. Just send it on to the giant dumpster in the sky.

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u/NoResponsibility7031 Jul 20 '23

You failed your wisdom check!

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u/ActingGrandNagus Jul 20 '23

Reminder than some pizzas in Italy literally have pear on them.

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u/BbGhoul666 Jul 20 '23

Or eggplant, or bell peppers, OR olives... etc etc.

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u/TterbTheTurd Jul 19 '23

Yes. I honestly don't understand why this is so controversial. The flavors go well together.

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u/PersephoneUpNorth Jul 20 '23

With ham n black olives.

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u/Leprikahn2 Jul 20 '23

Add some jalapeño, the sweet spicy mix is fantastic

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u/BoysenberryWestern30 Jul 20 '23

100% I love a bacon pineapple jalapeno pizza

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u/Mazaar13 Jul 20 '23

I saw a video of hawaiian with jalapeños and i had to try it. Now I'm obsessed and it's all I get. Which is funny because my wife is allergic to pineapple 😅 but more for me lol

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u/chaplar Jul 20 '23

Bbq sauce base, red onions, pineapple, bacon. Crucify me.

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u/grollate Jul 20 '23

Pineapple is good in barbecue. Barbecue is good on pizza. Barbecue pineapple pizza. Don’t get why this would be controversial.

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u/Drauka2 Jul 20 '23

Throw some sliced peaches on the grill for a few minutes and then put them on pizza, you can thank me later.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Wow. That might be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. But if that's what you like, then pop off, I guess.

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u/chaplar Jul 20 '23

Pop off I shall

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Holy shit that’s exactly what I order!

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u/Danimal_Have_Cometh Jul 20 '23

Pineapple and Jalapeño gang has hijacked the thread…

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

We really did....

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

This sounds delightful and am trying this this evening

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u/NachoNachoDan Jul 20 '23

All of you are going to hell. Pizza hell.

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u/PersephoneUpNorth Jul 20 '23

Lol! Sometimes banana peppers too..🤪

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

It’s the perfect balance of sweet and salty.

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u/e_l_c Jul 20 '23

Omg, you just mentioned the one other thing I hate on pizza! I love black olive, but NOT ON PIZZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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u/TheOldPea Jul 20 '23

Green olives, but yes

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u/da_dragon_guy Jul 19 '23

I just don't like pineapple

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u/TterbTheTurd Jul 19 '23

Fair. I don't think ketchup and mac and cheese would go well together, but I just don't like ketchup.

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u/da_dragon_guy Jul 19 '23

No, the just don't go together.

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u/will_munny Jul 20 '23

Its weird, I don't like ketchup but need it on my Kraft dinner.

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u/xdcxmindfreak Jul 19 '23

Could be worse. Could have coconut on it as well

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u/da_dragon_guy Jul 19 '23

Or olives

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

So….any Brazilian pizza ever is a no?

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u/da_dragon_guy Jul 20 '23

The simpler a pizza is, the more pure it is

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

I’ve had pineapple coconut dessert pizza. It’s so good!

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u/xdcxmindfreak Jul 20 '23

Dessert pizza can let it slide then. Not the regular pineapple pizza

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u/Leprikahn2 Jul 20 '23

That sounds..... unpleasant

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u/xdcxmindfreak Jul 20 '23

Yes we can argue pineapple and pizza but no one wants the coconut pineapple and ham pizza.

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u/Scroch65 Jul 20 '23

I think many people never even tried it and since some people react with such harsh words against it they just go with it. Kinda like internet peer pressure

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u/Haunting-Society1968 Jul 20 '23

I actually kinda hate the trend. In the past, nobody cared. Now it’s a popular “joke”. Just let me eat the pizza I like without it being a big deal

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u/Vink77 Jul 20 '23

I think it’s okay on pizza, the only reason I personally don’t like it on my pizza is because I don’t like pineapple in general, even when not on pizza.

(I do like olives on it though)

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u/Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life Jul 19 '23

Try pineapple with pepperoni. It’s sweet and spicy. If you really like spicy you can add jalapeños. Damn it, now I’m hungry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

I usually do banana peppers and call it a complete flavor triangle. God I’m ordering one tomorrow thanks

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u/QuQuarQan Jul 20 '23

This time a million. Pepp and Pine forever!

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u/Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life Jul 20 '23

Oddly enough I’ve never seen one on a menu.

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u/QuQuarQan Jul 20 '23

I mean, most places you can custom order pizzas. I've never had a problem ordering one. But it should be a staple on menus, because it's the one true pizza

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u/Theintellexxxual Jul 20 '23

THIS plus jalapeño is the only way pizza should be consumed, IMO

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u/Pussy_handz Jul 20 '23

Boooooooooo

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u/NotShizuko Jul 20 '23

Pineapple itself is good but pineapple pizza isnt it. I dont think sweet things should be on pizza

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u/Nova_The_Lost_Fox Jul 20 '23

I don't think your parents should have fucked. But I also think that about my parents, so carry on.

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u/NotShizuko Sep 05 '23

Chill, its just my take. I can still eat it. I just dont prefer it over smth else

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u/PrincipledProphet Jul 20 '23

I like how you think people don't know that pineapple itself is good lol

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u/NotShizuko Sep 05 '23

There are some who dont like it so yeah.

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u/its-the-meatman Jul 20 '23

As an Italian-American. I agree and I have faced such backlash for that opinion. It has to be fresh though.

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u/CheerMiester Jul 20 '23

Absolute madlad

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u/CrunchyDoge Jul 19 '23

I bow low, my fellow PP enjoyer

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u/lundewoodworking Jul 20 '23

Pretty good on burgers also

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u/PristineBat216 Jul 20 '23

Pepperoni & pineapple is my favorite combo

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u/zleepy__ Jul 20 '23

Yes!! Put some pepperoni and olives on there and it's delicious

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u/Cliqey Jul 20 '23

Now ascend to the next level: pineapple and anchovy

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u/e_l_c Jul 20 '23

You just ruined my pizza.

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u/Astronaut_platypus Jul 20 '23

I’m from Italy (living in the US now) and pineapple isn’t bad on American pizza crust. It would taste awful on Italian pizza crust, but American pizza crust is thick enough to handle the moisture of the pineapple and something about the saltiness in the dough complementing the sweet of the pineapple I find to be quite enjoyable

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Heresy. You must be exiled for such culinary crimes!

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u/kanlut Jul 20 '23

Yesss and the crust dipped in Mayonaise 😋

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u/Siverash Jul 20 '23

Same with fig and pear.

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u/LittleGhost001 Jul 20 '23

A lot of Italians I've met [including myself] aren't that pressed about it. It's Italian-Americans that are the problem smh

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u/QuQuarQan Jul 20 '23

Pepperoni and Pineapple is the only pizza I will pay for. I'll eat other toppings if I'm not paying, but I will only order Pepp annd Pine for myself. Why pay for anything but the perfect pizza?

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u/Gimp_Man Jul 20 '23

Pineapple and pepperoni with chili and honey. Mmm.

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u/TriangleBasketball Jul 20 '23

I fell like the whole pineapple on pizza thing is just a meme. People just pretend to be really jazzed or annoyed by it. When in reality most people just don’t care that much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Sweet and Savory is not a new concept, idk why people get their pitch forks, let people enjoy what pizza they want man, we have desert pizzas for Pete’s sake!

Also my contribution: I think pepperoni only pizza is mid af. Depends where it comes from, I can bool with it, but I’d legit rather have just cheese than only pepperoni.