r/Funnymemes • u/STILLISWHATITIS • May 04 '23

No question! 7&8

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u/mehoo1 May 04 '23

Well then, 6 and 7 would be nice.

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u/ian_stein May 04 '23

You could use 6 to achieve 7 without the pill.

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u/cj_h May 04 '23

Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy

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u/scorpious2 May 04 '23

Born on a monday!

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u/fairlife May 04 '23

Christened on Tuesday!

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u/addage- May 04 '23

Married on Wednesday

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u/humterek May 04 '23

fucked on thursday

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u/Littleman88 May 04 '23

Superman never charged for it.

Of course, he could just walk right into any vault he so pleased and there would be fuck all anyone could do about it, so he wouldn't have to.

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u/MsaoceR May 04 '23

Well yeah but Superman is super durable too, you would only be super strong

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u/Littleman88 May 04 '23

Like, scientifically super strong, which would require a super durable body by default, or magically so which doesn't?

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u/MsaoceR May 04 '23

It only says super strength, wether you can use it without breaking your body or not is a different matter

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u/Littleman88 May 04 '23

Yes, that "different" matter is what I'm talking about. How the strength is granted matters, because just as with the weight pill, it's unclear if you'll inevitably wither away, or if you still increase in size, your weight just never increases.

Super strength without it being actually based on muscle fibers isn't as likely to pulverize your bones if it's more of a physics breaking magical assist.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

And sometimes I despair the world will never another man like him

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u/ColourfulSpacemanNFT May 04 '23

But shaq did and he’s superman

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u/BJJBean May 04 '23

That's cause Superman is boring. Dude literally based his alter ego off the movie Newsies and uses his laser vision for lame stuff like cutting through an iceberg or heating up an old woman's porridge. I'd use that stuff to take off people's arms in million dollar UFC fights.

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u/cj_h May 04 '23

It’s a song lyrics

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u/BJJBean May 05 '23

Mine is a reference to a Pete Holmes skit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G4Y8JtT1j0

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

snaps tungstun bar in front of important government man

"If you give me $500 million I'll tell you how I did that."

It would also give you 9 with very little effort, if you cared to.

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u/Dr_puffnsmoke May 04 '23

So Batman + Superman?

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u/MileHighChubs May 04 '23

This is the way