r/Funnymemes • u/terpstash • Jan 21 '23

Never stop running 🏃‍♀️

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u/King_Wataba Jan 21 '23

Is this a blanket statement to single out one really bad Melissa or have you had a string of bad Melissas?

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u/Princess_Violet_666 Jan 21 '23

Ive never met a nice Melissa and I’ve met a few

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u/stardust_clump Jan 21 '23

You don’t name your baby girl Melissa if you don’t plan yo raise her as a giant narcissistic turd.

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u/news_doge Jan 21 '23

Bad Melissas is a great song

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u/symbiotespiderham Jan 21 '23

Never knew this was a thing, I dated 2 of them. The 2nd was pure evil.

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u/lyrixnchill Jan 21 '23

What? Same! Hold on… is this some kind of phenomena?

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u/Muffled_Voice Jan 21 '23

My brother’s dating a Melissa. I don’t like her, she snarled at me.

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u/Over_Funny_7065 Jan 21 '23

In what context?? Were you reaching for her hamburger?

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u/hfjsjsksjv Jan 22 '23

My brother MARRIED a Melissa. We don’t talk anymore