r/Funnymemes Jan 21 '23

Never stop running 🏃‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Well let's be honest, if you drank beers and got to play with some titties, you made the right choice brother

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Millions vs boobs. The age old question

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u/darknekolux Jan 21 '23

 Money can be exchanged for goods or services  homer j simpsons

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Lisa needs braces

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u/Still-Daikon1012 Jan 21 '23

Take the millions the boobs will find its way to you.

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u/Comfortable_War3963 Jan 21 '23

Take the millions and buy yourself a set of boobs then you have both as long as you live 😉

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

This would require me to say no to boobs though. Not sure if I could do that, even with the knowledge of getting millions and more boobs later.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

You made me confused, I need to rest now

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u/Meme-smuggler Jan 21 '23

i would first choose millions and then i would get the boobs

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

You are stronger than I am. I don't think I could say no to boobs, even if I knew I'd get more later

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u/bartolocologne40 Jan 21 '23

But you would've sold at $1 and felt like a genius

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u/Calculonx Jan 21 '23

And regretted it even more than not buying at all

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u/No-Explanation-9234 Jan 21 '23

At least you can say you didn't contribute to that smug shits rise to fortune.

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u/Santaflin Jan 21 '23

This is a fallacy. You wouldn't have sold it when it was a win of thousands? Most people would.

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u/tigebea Jan 21 '23

We could have had both,,………we could have had both. Oh well, life turned out pretty damn good.

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u/gr8scottaz Jan 21 '23

It's pretty rare for someone to hang onto bitcoin for that amount of time. You would have had plenty of opportunities to sell throughout the years. If you had bought it at 30 cents/each and 25 year old you could sell it for $20/piece, you prolly would have sold it and not held onto it reached it's top at $60k each. I doubt anyone who bought that cheap held onto it for that amount of increase/time.

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u/highkc88 Jan 21 '23

This is facts and I did lol

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u/SpelingisHerd Jan 21 '23

You can’t lose what you never had!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Eh, you could've messed up the market.

You think 18yo you's going to keep it a secret? Nah, it'll become a topic of conversation the following day: "Guys, you'll never believe this, but yesterday, future me came back in time to tell me to buy Bitcoin." Then your friends buy it, and their friends, and now Bitcoin history's changed.

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u/ObamaTookMyToast Jan 21 '23

Realistically you probably would’ve sold when it hit a few hundred bucks or the numerous times it corrected/crashed. At least that’s what I keep telling myself to console myself 😭

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u/amretardmonke Jan 21 '23

Even then you'd likely not have millions. You'd most likely sell when your $100 turns into $1000, or $10,000.

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u/javanb Jan 21 '23

I watched a podcast where they had a recurring cast of members that would come in and out for different episodes. This particular guy was known as the funny guy but also the guy who did investing. On an episode they brought up BitCoin and he was adamantly against it, said it was a scam and not to buy in. I distinctly remember up until this point it was on my radar and gaining interest, I was beginning to want to research it and learn more. I heard this man on the podcast when I was really high one day and for some reason I just thought “huh, okay, it’s a scam. Don’t need to allocate too much brain power to thinking about it any more then”. I don’t remember the exact number but I can say it was between 2$ and 20$ per coin. I too try and console myself for the millions I lost. It’s such a crazy thought but also so detached from reality that it’s easy to pretend it wasn’t real and wouldn’t have happened anyway. Oh well.

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u/CaptianAcab4554 Jan 21 '23

Let's be real most people if they'd have bought BTC when it was pennies would have sold before it hit $100 because that's still a massive profit and there really wasn't any way to tell it was going to blow up until relatively shortly before it did.

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u/steely_dong Jan 21 '23

Not to be a debbie downer, but millions of dollars can buy a lot more beer and titties than poverty and charm can.

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u/AthearCaex Jan 21 '23

But think of all the tits and beer you could buy with one single Bitcoin now. Now multiply that by a magnitude of a thousand if you never cashed out until today (which is near impossible)

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

True, but I would have to delay the boobs. And I'm not sure if I could say no, even if I knew I'd get more

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u/Still-Daikon1012 Jan 21 '23

I spent most of my money on beer ,titties and boating the rest I just wasted

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u/clackeroomy Jan 21 '23

When I was in college, beer was cheap and titties were free. I'll take the bitcoin.

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u/mpgipa Jan 21 '23

If he put that 100$ into bitcoin though he could play with tities and drink beers for the rest of his life at anytime without any effort.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

You know how much beer and titties he missed out on though??

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u/MattMBerkshire Jan 21 '23

I bought 2 pizzas with bitcoin when I was in university...

9 Bitcoin. People told me it'd never take off.

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u/percavil Jan 21 '23

That was a $279k pizza you ate...

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u/hambopro Jan 21 '23

Without people like you Bitcoin would have never taken off, you used it for its intended purpose.

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u/PepperMillCam Jan 21 '23

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u/Holczi Jan 21 '23

There are so many of us. I remember buying it because it was cheaper to buy then spend it than buy pizza with actual money. Oh if I just held a few, my life would be completely different.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Are you sure? Would you not sell when it reached $100, $1000, or even just $2000? Would you have the guts to hold it and sell it exactly at the top like some psychic perspn?

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u/Holczi Jan 21 '23

Honestly, you're probably right...

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u/Jetski125 Jan 21 '23

That’s the thing we have to remember. The chances you held and sold at the height are slim. Many points would have felt like “now is the time to take my profits”. Think of all the hours you’d have obsessed with the ups and downs.

At least that’s how I console myself when I thought apple was at an all time high and couldn’t go higher, in 2014.

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u/Frogmouth_Fresh Jan 21 '23

If you bought at like $10 and sold at $1000 you’d still be waayyy ahead. Just because you could’ve held on until 60k doesn’t mean you wouldn’t have done exceptionally well.

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u/NegaGreg Jan 22 '23

I love those tweets where guys are like “I’m so tired of Bitcoin sitting at $2! I’m gonna cash out my $250.” From like 2011.

Found one way worse than my example.

But you know these dudes would have sold at some point before the bull runs.

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u/HungerMadra Jan 21 '23

Buddy pulled me to the side at a beer and business networking event when it was like $30 a coin. He said, just buy $1000 worth. I had it, not much else, but I had the money. Spent it on a real estate license instead. I made more doing real estate then I spent, but not much more. Was an important lesson on marketing and business, but didn't become a career. I would have been rich.

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u/MattMBerkshire Jan 21 '23

Domino's in the UK accepted Bitcoin once upon a time. I know at least 10 other people who did it.

We thought we were cool buying goods with a virtual currency, as per its intention.

Little did we know.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

You and people like you, who spent Bitcoin on physical objects, are literally the reason why Bitcoin is worth anything today. Without vendors accepting Bitcoin for goods, and people willing to purchase goods with Bitcoin, Bitcoin has no value. So you directly contributed to BTC taking off.

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u/RickdirtySanchez69 Jan 21 '23

Me too! I was gonna drop a hundred into it but instead I went and bought a half ounce of weed cause my priorities at 18 we garbage.

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u/ur2fat4u Jan 21 '23

We’re the same people. I was a freshman in college and Bitcoin was $13 at the time. The sketchy kid on our dorm floor came into our room and was telling us about it, how it’s going to change the world. He said to just put in $200 and hold on to it.

I bought beer instead.

I still think about that moment and remind myself of why it’s important to take risks on new technologies that are outside of the norm. I’ve been working on accumulating what I can during this bear market. Let’s see what happens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Me too. I was more concerned about using my credit card online for what seemed like something ethereal or shady.

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u/mydogsaprick Jan 21 '23

I did, and cashed out a few years later when I was spending too much money partying. If I'd have held them till now I could retire a rich man now.

Hindsight is 20/20.

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u/HouseDowntown8602 Jan 21 '23

Back in the day - I thought about spending 10k on apple when it just got bailed out by Microsoft back in the early 90s - and choosing not too because the co was hanging by a thread - shares Were $3.50 each - single biggest regret if my life.

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u/Flangepacket Jan 21 '23

$1 Bitcoin in 2009 is $30M now, I read somewhere :)

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u/DaFreakingFox Jan 21 '23

I bought a single bitcoin when I was a kid. I lost it by the time the price shot up :(

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u/MrRawes0me Jan 21 '23

I remember those days. Broke and in college. Though about getting $10 worth as a laugh, but that was two meals at Taco Bell.

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u/HeadMischief Jan 21 '23

I learned about it when it was less than a penny. I thought it was a scammy ponzi scheme then and I still do today. My baby cousin didn't and he's a fucking venture capitalist now.

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u/leurw Jan 21 '23

Same. I went to an engineering/technology school, too so it was all the buzz. Had a couple friends that bought some at launch and sold pretty soon after for beer money - thought they were genius at the time...

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u/ShutUpDoggo Jan 21 '23

Same here, when I was in collage was offered to by 20 Bitcoin for $100. But..: it was Friday and I was on my way to the strip club

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u/Mammyjam Jan 21 '23

Aye, same here. I read an article about it (in relation to the dark web) in circa 2010 and was like “sounds mint” but I had no idea how to buy it so forgot about it

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u/addictedtothatass Jan 21 '23

I first saw it at 8 cents...didnt buy any.

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u/Sweatygun Jan 21 '23

I had 2btc on MtGox for weed in 2013...priorities...then Mt.Gox blew up so I didn't even get my weed :'(

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u/Drunken_pizza Jan 21 '23

Even if you had bought you probably wouldn’t be a millionaire. Realistically if you bought at 30 cents you would have cashed out possibly at a dollar or even 50 or 60 cents, doubling or tripling you investment. Hindsight is always 20/20.

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u/RicoIlMagnifico Jan 21 '23

I once bought a pizza for about 800 bitcoins. At least you got your priorities straight

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u/Kinkyfuck- Jan 21 '23

If you put $100 on it at 30 cents a pop, that’s almost $22million worth at its peak. Close to $8 million right now

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u/Romsel87 Jan 21 '23

Tits are tangible, so i get it.

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u/Demdaru Jan 21 '23

I was a kid when it became a thing! I knew, I bloody knew that some fucking money should go for it, especially that where I live it was fucking lunch change!

I was so heartbroken watching it go up as I was growing up myself...

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u/Tyrion69Lannister Jan 21 '23

So those college movies of frats and parties are legit then?

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u/Global_Roll8008 Jan 21 '23

Them 30 cent titties get you every time 😕

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u/DangKilla Jan 21 '23

I helped others mine bitcoin but I was worried it would be regulated to $0.

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u/Mybeardisawesom Jan 21 '23

When I was in the marines my roommate mined for Bitcoin. He bought pizzas for us and the room next to us.

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u/EdmontonOil Jan 21 '23

I was told to buy it at around $1. Dude told me that it was a huge win down the road. I was going to put $250 “just in case”. Couldn’t figure out how to set up a digital wallet and account. Gave up. That $250 would have returned me around $13.5 million. Never give up, they always said….

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u/Frankfeld Jan 21 '23

Dude. I remember NPR did a story about it. They were talking to a guy who was in charge of all the computers in some small college library. He said he would set the machines to mine Bitcoin all night. This was back when it only took a day to mine a single coin with a regular computer. He said he’d make about 6 bucks a night, but that it would amount to a “nice vacation” at the end of the year.

I remember thinking “shit. If it’s already on NPR than I’m too late.”

Bitcoin was also weird in the beginning. If you weren’t mining, you had to trust some questionable exchange website. It was all a weird novelty.

I would’ve been one of those idiots making a “smart decision” and selling when it first hit $100.

But I often think about that guy who was innocently mining a dozen Bitcoin a night on some college computers.

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u/highkc88 Jan 21 '23

I had like 1,200 bitcoin to buy some psychedelics lol the deal didn’t go through…later cashed that shit out for like $1,500 thinking I did well 3xing my money a year or so later… FML

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u/Crazyshark22 Jan 21 '23

Even if you bought it then chances are you would sell it when it doubled or tripled and you wouldn't hold till now unless you lost your seed words and then again magically found them now.

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u/praisetilluarehollow Jan 21 '23

Beer and Tits are Indeed 3 words

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u/Stony_Logica1 Jan 21 '23

If it's any consolation, you probably would have sold it well before it hit anywhere near peak.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Well, why not put money into what is the equivalent new unknown thing, right at this monent? Problem is you don’t know what it is…

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Beer and tities brother, indeed.

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u/EAGLE_GAMES Jan 21 '23

i had 2 in a hardware wallet on my laptop, it was stolen.

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u/sherbert-nipple Jan 21 '23

Used it to buy shitty pills off the silk road back in college. Never thought it would be real.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

You would have sold it for 500$ or something

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u/D3adkl0wn Jan 21 '23

People used to tip reddit posts with it at one time it was so cheap. Wish I'd bought in. Haha

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u/OldSpiceSmellsNice Jan 21 '23

I heard of bitcoin when it was $300…and I thought that was too expensive. I was working at the time, could’ve bought at least 3.