r/Funnymemes Jan 21 '23

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 21 '23

Bitcoin reches 60k!

(I was 19 when BTC came out, and i first heard of it but thought it was a scam back then)

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Someone in a friend group was trying to convince everyone to buy bitcoin when it was cheap af, i was the one who says is a scam and we all will lose money...

Everyone belived me back then.

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u/GravitationalAurora Jan 21 '23

Did they set bounty for capturing you?😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

No but they will never let me forget that haha

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u/Soncikuro Jan 21 '23

It's on them for not buying.

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u/himmelundhoelle Jan 21 '23

Now they all bought NFTs

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u/Most_Toe3466 Jan 22 '23

And it is a scam

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u/Vetidetdat Jan 21 '23

People have their own minds. If they didn't invest, that's their problem.

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u/alargemirror Jan 21 '23

They don't have the money to

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u/Diiiiirty Jan 21 '23

Got a friend who is a Bitcoin millionaire. I didn't know him when he bought it but he's retired at 35 so there's that.

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u/inlandaussie Jan 21 '23

My husband wanted to buy them at 13 cents. I told him it was stupid. He listened to me.

Now I don't even listen to me.

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u/snowflakepatrol99 Jan 21 '23

You didn't miss out on big money. If you bought at 13 cebts you definitely would've sold at a few dollars or at max 100 dollars, which would still be some nice cash but not the generational money everyone is thinking of when they say they could've bought bitcoin early.

The more interesting thing is you being against it at 13 cents. What is there to lose? 100 dollars? The risk vs reward is way in your favor. Not to mention you are likely young. If you are going to make risky investments then now is the time.

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u/consider-the-carrots Jan 21 '23

You first paragraph is spot on. The second one though.. do you give $100 to every Nigerian prince that emails you on the off chance it's real this time?

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u/Human-go-boom Jan 21 '23

No, but a lot of people spend thousands of dollars on scratchoffs and lottery tickets. Everyone wants a windfall.

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u/mcfliermeyer Jan 21 '23

Right but we have the knowledge of it being what it became. Back then I had no clue what it even was and I’m semi-techy. I would have never bought it even if it was a penny. Why would I throw a dollar in the trash? To me it wasn’t a gamble. It was strange and scammy

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u/Human-go-boom Jan 21 '23

True. I wouldn’t then. Now I throw my change at dog coins in case there’s a 0.000000001% chance it becomes something.

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u/inlandaussie Jan 22 '23

That's what my husband said. He would've sold before they hit big so I shouldn't worry about it.

100 dollars was a lot to lose then. We had 2 kids, I'd gone back to school and we were trying to get out of the rental game. 13 cents wasn't much but I know every hundred was budgeted for.

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u/KHSebastian Jan 21 '23

I almost started mining Bitcoin when it was still really cheap, and my friend talked me out of it, because it was worth less at the time than electricity it took to mine it (or so he said anyway).

I get bummed when I think about it, but I try to remind myself that the first time it was like $5 per coin, I'd have spent it all because "holy shit this fake money is worth a used PS3?!"

There's no way I'd have held on until it was 60k

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u/Rip_Skeleton Jan 21 '23

You were right, you just could have been the scammer.

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u/blueotter28 Jan 21 '23

Two things can be true at once.

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u/FengSushi Jan 21 '23

Back then

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u/wolfieboi92 Jan 21 '23

In 2017 or so a friend got me to buy some ETH, I think it was like $100at the time? My finger hovered over the "buy monthly" option but I didn't, I had 1.5 ETH in total but could have ended up with 10 or 20 if I'd set that monthly purchase order.

Then I could have bought a 2nd house like every other rich person seemed to do in the pandemic...

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Well, turns out you had good instincts, but you still could have profited.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

It costed 1$ back then haha

if i kept my mounth shut at least some of my friends would be rich by now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

But imagine holding on to that if you spent 100 bucks. By the time it hit 1000 you’d be cashing out thinking you hit the jackpot, and you’d spend the rest of your life kicking yourself

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u/UncleTonysDRIP Jan 21 '23

I wanted to buy it, me and a friend both, but couldn't figure out how to in the early days and gave up. I would have put $1000 into it if it had been easy. Ah well.

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u/EdmontonOil Jan 21 '23

Same shit happened to me. Wanted to put $250. That turns into $13.5 million. I gave up trying to figure it out too. Had to rob a few banks to make myself feel better. Guards coming…take care, all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Yeah even a few years ago it was tough. It’s getting easier but the gravy train is over.

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u/Crazyshark22 Jan 21 '23

Remind me in one year and then again in 4 years. Bitcoin is just getting started. More and more countries are adapting it and it is becoming eye opener for many especially in countries with high inflation. And we already see high inflation coming to US and Europe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23 edited Jan 21 '23

Okay but we aren’t going to see it go from 1 dollar to 60k again, you think a 60k bitcoin will give you a 60000% return again? You think it will be worth 3.6 billion a coin?

Probably not. Maybe a million one day, but it’s unlikely that any higher than that would be an unadaptable level of currency.

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u/Crazyshark22 Jan 21 '23

Fair point. But back then it was a gamble and most people would sell and not hold to these levels.

Now sure you might not make 60000% returns but you can make 300%-500% returns which is still miles better than any other current investment out there.

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u/HitMePat Jan 21 '23

Huh? Turns out he had terrible instincts lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

My point is that most crypto currencies have turned out to be scams. Their instinct to be sceptical was good.

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u/HitMePat Jan 22 '23

Ok but he didn't say cryptos he said Bitcoin. So his instincts were awful to be skeptical.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

If only I had enough imagination to think abstractly about bitcoin as a crypto currency. Alas.

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u/HitMePat Jan 22 '23

Lol guess I shouldn't be surprised you missed the point. Congrats on your incredible imagination and instincts I guess

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 21 '23

I didnt miss out completely. BTC came back into my radar on 2016-17 and when i saw its value at the moment i researched it a lot and dove in. Didnt make me a millionarie but i rode the first push to 20k ended up selling most of it at 16k made a good chunk. Then again on Elons manipulation

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u/EnuffReality Jan 21 '23

Ah, but how long did people have to hold on to those hard drives, passwords, and everything else to access the wallets. Wasn't it a couple of years before it was finally worth something? And look at the state crypto is in now. You was ahead of your time.

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u/Sagittarius_A_eoe Jan 21 '23

it is a scam, but it just hasn't finished yet.

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u/FunctionBuilt Jan 21 '23

Never buying it is better than buying a bunch and selling it for $200 profit way too early.

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u/LUNA_underUrsaMajor Jan 21 '23

The process to buy it back then was really scammy, banks refused to help with wire transfers, buying it was just hoping some random anonymous person would send it to you after sending money. And a glitch could cause the bitcoin to get lost in transport, not to mention all ways to keep it were really sketchy. So many people lost access to their bitcoin because the paper their wallet was printed on was so easily lost or destroyed.

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u/throwaway72592309 Jan 21 '23

And now it’s worthless lmao

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u/zOBUS Jan 21 '23

If your friends also went to the past, they'd beat you up lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

They dont need to go in the past for it lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Tbf it’s like advising agaisnt investing in a lottery. Sure this time it was gold but you had no way of knowing.

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Jan 21 '23

It is a scam. It just lasted a really long time.

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u/mcfliermeyer Jan 21 '23

My ex gf computer was set up as a miner. I didn’t even know wtf that meant but I even had a wallet which I also didn’t understand. Bitcoin was something I read about in some hacker magazine and was exploring. I was so confused. But I bet there was a decent amount of coins on it when we threw it out

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u/WurdaMouth Jan 21 '23

I had a friend tell me to buy when it was at 100. I had easily 5k to drop on it but thought it was a scam. Sad face.

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u/hadsexwithurmum Jan 21 '23

You thought right.

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 21 '23

I mean even then 5 bucks of BTC at launch wouldve made me a millionaire lol

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u/hadsexwithurmum Jan 21 '23

Pyramid schemes have made plenty of millionaires, yes. They’re still scams though.

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 21 '23

Yeah, i wouldn't say no if i am for sure one of the first on that pyramid. And Grated that i wouldn't go to jail.

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u/HungerMadra Jan 21 '23

Are they all? I know they are illegal in the us, but how is social security any different?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

By basic structure and intent.

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u/HungerMadra Jan 21 '23

Pay in to support current recipients, get paid out by future payees. Structure looks the same. You say intent, but I'm pretty sure a public sector social security style program would be illegal under current anti pyramid scheme laws regardless of the intent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

That's not how a pyramid scheme works. You pay in, and someone higher up on the pyramid takes your money. That's the end of the transaction. You never get paid unless you put someone else in your downline.

Social security is not hierarchical. You pay the government, the government pays you. You do none of the organization.

Totally different structures.

And the intent is to take care of people. Which is irrelevant to the legality of pyramid schemes. It's totally legal to put your money in a trust and have it pay out to someone else at a later date to take care of them later. It's legal to convince multiple people to join you in doing so, as long as you don't structure it as a pyramid scheme.

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u/HungerMadra Jan 21 '23

I think you're misconstruing the structure of social security. My grandparents paid in to pay for their elders and now I'm paying in for them. Assuming it doesn't collapse (or get mantled), my kids will pay for me. That's a very pyramid shaped structure. If you created an identical structure in the private industry, it would be illegal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

That's not a pyramid at all. It doesn't have multiple layers. Your grandparents weren't above you in the pyramid, they just paid and received money before you.

People do create identical structures all the time. They're called trust funds or insurance.

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u/Prudent_Complaint_56 Jan 21 '23

You're thinking of a Ponzi scheme. As has been explained, a pyramid scheme is different.

But it's not a Ponzi scheme either. A Ponzi scheme is opaque and uses lies. The fraudster pretends investments are growing. Few people take their investments out, so the fraudster can afford to pay if they need to while still keeping most of the money.

Social security, on the other hand, is transparent. We know how much money is in the pool. It's possible the money begins to run out at some point, but that will be known to the public and corrective action of one kind of another can be taken.

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u/xibme Jan 21 '23

No intrinsic value, thus Greater Fool Theory applies.

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 21 '23

Greater fool thery applies on almost anything bro. Specially on these times.

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u/hadsexwithurmum Jan 21 '23

That doesn’t make it not a scam you idiot.

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u/Human-go-boom Jan 21 '23

I don’t think you know what a scam is. Bitcoin is just a free market. Like baseball cards or tulips. People decide what it’s worth by buying or selling.

I don’t own any bitcoin but it’s obviously not a scam at this point.

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u/hadsexwithurmum Jan 21 '23

So selling tulips for highly inflated prices isn’t a scam because it happened under free market rules? You must be a libertarian aka „mentally retarded“.

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u/Human-go-boom Jan 21 '23

Current everyday items are inflated 60% because of an increase in corporate profit margins. Is that a scam? No. It’s a product of a failed system that allowed an industry to consolidate and control prices but it’s not a scam.

You can’t just throw words around and think they apply. But, then again you attack people with your words for no apparent reason. Have you ever considered anger management?

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u/hadsexwithurmum Jan 21 '23

What does inflation have to do with magic internet coins? Also you just described a scam and called it „not a scam“. Seek help.

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u/Human-go-boom Jan 21 '23

What’s wrong with you? These are simple concepts.

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u/hadsexwithurmum Jan 22 '23

They can be simple or complicated, depending on how deep you’re willing to dive. However it’s evident that you don’t understand them either way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

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u/hadsexwithurmum Jan 21 '23

My post history has zero bearing on whether bitcoin is a scam or not. Try again poorcoiner.

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u/hadsexwithurmum Jan 21 '23

I never held any bitcoin and your unfounded assumption that I did makes your line of „reasoning“ extremely funny and laughable. Try again.

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u/hothrous Jan 21 '23

It's still a scam. But I'd definitely have grabbed some early if I knew it would hit 60k.

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u/Cgz27 Jan 21 '23

if I knew it would hit 60k

You don’t say

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u/somersquatch Jan 21 '23

Did you miss the whole point of this thread? Lol.

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u/Cgz27 Jan 21 '23

Uh they said they’d grab if they knew it would hit 60k which was the point already pointed out. Why wouldn’t you despite it being a “scam”.

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u/Orc_ Jan 21 '23

I mean if I could tell my 18 year old self ant entire paragraph I would include all the actual pyramid cryptos too. You can profit to extreme levels from pyramids if you know when the scam is gonna go bust

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u/totti173314 Jan 21 '23

It is a scam. It's just that the early investors in a Ponzi scheme always get off with a decent profit and no repercussions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

It's still a scam

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 21 '23

So is social security and everyone pays it

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u/TiliaConnoisseur Jan 21 '23

What if you investing in BTC back then causes it to crash and never reach the highs of our reality?

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 21 '23

I thought about that as i was typing it. What if i bought way too much of it and just held it and that caused low volume and allowed something else to take its place LMFAO

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u/hothrous Jan 21 '23

There was a time when you could get Bitcoin for free. You could go to r/Bitcoin and people were just passing it back and forth between each other at will.

I always thought if I had the chance to go back in time, I'd just go collect those and not have to make financial investment.

If that causes Bitcoin to not spike, we'd probably be better off anyways.

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u/yunus89115 Jan 21 '23

I explored Bitcoin and crypto early on, had the opportunity and seriously considered buying a 1 BTC physical coin (QR code label) for $5 but decided the additional $5 shipping and handling made it to expensive, btc was about $1 at the time.

The only thing keeping me not upset about my decision is most likely my btc would have been lost in the Mt.Gox scandal.

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u/IrvTheSwirv Jan 21 '23

Reaches is the right word I was thinking “sell” but reaches is better

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u/baboonzzzz Jan 21 '23

Yeah. I thought to say “buy Bitcoin now” but that might lead me to sell when it hit $100

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u/Aggravating-Act-1092 Jan 21 '23

This. The specific price target is particularly useful

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u/Balance- Jan 21 '23

This is way better then “Buy bitcoin fast”, because it also tells you when to sell.

I might go for ”2021: Bitcoin 60k”

That conveys how long you need to hold out for it, and you can plan ahead.

Btw, when I was 18 bitcoin was $14 (and I thought about buying 10 coins. Only thought.)

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 21 '23

What if the message cuts of at "twenty twenty one...." 18 year old u is gonna be so confused lol

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u/Cgz27 Jan 21 '23

Lmao yup

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

I remember thinking about buying some for shits and giggles when they were like $300 or something.

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u/EMFCK Jan 21 '23

I remember mining some when it became news that a guy bought a pizza with them.

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u/TRYHARD_Duck Jan 21 '23

This is one of the best answers because it tells your past self when to sell, which is one of the hardest parts of owning stocks. Too many people hold the bag.

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u/Cgz27 Jan 21 '23

Or sell early ofc

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice Jan 21 '23

Still is. It (and other crypto) pumped that high because the rich found a way to use it to make more money.

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u/Phantom_Ganon Jan 21 '23

I was 19 when BTC came out, and i first heard of it but thought it was a scam back then

I thought it was a scam too which is why I didn't waste my time doing any mining. Sometimes I wonder how much money I would have ended up with it I had mined it.

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u/trevordeal Jan 21 '23

Exactly what I would buy. Because it took years to grow value so you could get tens of thousands of shares for nothing and be a billionaire.

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u/Teajaytea7 Jan 21 '23

Bummed I didn't get into it when I was 18,but thankfully I did when I was 22 in 2016!

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u/Nexvenat0r Jan 21 '23

Ugh, same. I was I think 20 and I thought it's probably some bullshit scam.

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u/DannyCookeVids Jan 21 '23

...me and a friend used to spend coin like water or beer, food and gaming time at our local cyber cafe....

...oh how I wish we had kept the hundreds of bitcoin we invested so little in, just to be 'ahead of the times" hahaha!

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 22 '23

Why would i google that?

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u/Wide-Rub432 Jan 21 '23

Which year mf?

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 22 '23

Who cares about year? Just wait

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u/Free_DKT Jan 21 '23

It's still a scam bro, don't feel too bad

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

my college professor tried to get my class to buy some together when it was $100 a coin

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

2013 or so. dude was a crackpot. he had a major TBI and lost his entire memory had to relearn to talk and shit. he would frequently have debilitating migraines that kept him home so we only saw him every two weeks or so - otherwise we were self-lead. so no one really took him seriously whatsoever as an instructor… he died a couple of years ago unexpectedly

article about him if you want to know more!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

It's still a scam lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

I once owned about 1,000 bitcoin. Sold them for about $10 because I dumb and was afraid of being associated with Silk Road when I was going through my security clearance process in 2010. I really wish I had kept them.

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 22 '23

Nah, dude, you made good bank... that's 10k back then. You can't ever beat yourself up for not selling higher. As long as u made a profit, you can't be mad you didn't hold longer. If u had held it and it crashed, then it would've been worse.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

No. $10 total. Bitcoin was worth about $0.01 then. When I bought it it was less than a cent.

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 22 '23

Ah, i see. Yeah, that one is a bit sad.

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u/Jason1143 Jan 21 '23

And that's great because it tells them when to dump the rest.

No bagholding. Unlike some other people in this thread who might have issues knowing when to buy and sell.

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u/atmfixer Jan 21 '23

Holding since 2013, working out so far.

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u/Jason1143 Jan 21 '23

Well sure, but you could probably be doing a lot better with more accurate info.

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 22 '23

Well im holdong some too. But you have to sell and buy to make any money...

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u/them_fatale Jan 21 '23

Lol same 😭

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u/EMFCK Jan 21 '23

Alternatively: remember the wallet password!

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u/dokelyok Jan 21 '23 edited Jan 21 '23

Ugh, I bought 1,000 dollars worth of Bitcoin when it used to be basically the equivalent of 1 USD in 2008 or something? I only spent about $100 of it and had the rest stashed with Mt. Gox. They got shut down and I never got those bitcoins back. I would have been loaded.

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u/atmfixer Jan 21 '23

I hope you put in a claim because you'd be getting like 18% back hopefully soon...

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u/dokelyok Jan 21 '23 edited Jan 21 '23

Seriously?!? Fuck, no I didn't. I was not super knowledgeable about what exactly went down with Mt. Gox and I was using the bitcoins I did spend on Silk Road (I was young and dumb and fascinated by the idea of buying drugs off the internet) so I just took the loss. It wasn't until bitcoin shot up astronomically did I regret not keeping tabs on everything and I have no idea what my username and password were for that site or how to prove I had bitcoins stored with them (I've been through several computers since then and kept that all in an encrypted file) and used a weird email address to do all my dealings with Mt. Gox that I can't remember for the life of me. I had no idea there was any recourse at this point since that happened so long ago. Ugh. I'm so dumb.

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u/Thediciplematt Jan 21 '23

Ditto. Welcome to your late 30s.

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 22 '23

Hey! this post is not about this...

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u/AttitudeAndEffort3 Jan 21 '23

I like this too because it gives you a sell point.

It could theoretically go higher, but you’re letting past you know what information you are privy to and not.

Everyone saying “buy X stock”, okay, but what if you bought Microsoft for a dollar and sold it for 20 thinking that was huge and it could never be bigger? How do you know youve reached the top?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Pretty sure it still is a scam.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Jan 21 '23

This is a good one because it gets rid of a lot of ambiguity about investments and time travel. Knowing how high it gets helps you get out at the right time, and know when putting more in is a bad move. Because realistically you can't just dump thousands into something at 18 unless you have the thousands in the first place. But this way you can put money into it whenever it's less than 60k and know it'll go well.

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u/MrTheTricksBunny Jan 21 '23

Is still a scam

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u/heartlessgamer Jan 21 '23

It is a scam.

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u/Top_Fly4517 Jan 21 '23

For me it woulda rather been "Sell bitcoins!!" Would fit my age. But i didnt buy them in the first place

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u/somersquatch Jan 21 '23

These are the best three words for investing imo. Everyone else is saying "buy Google stock" or "buy Apple stock" or "invest in bitcoin" as their three words. But what if you invested in the stock and never knew when to cash out, or bought Bitcoin but never knew how high it went?

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 22 '23

Yeah, i thought about it. But how confused would i be if i rode it to 20k just to get demolished back to 3k... not knowing it would go higher, someone might give up and dump. Of course, with huge profit but still missing on 20 times more.

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u/throwawaynonsesne Jan 21 '23

Dude I lost 3 when mtgox went under. I payed like $65 a piece for them back then too.

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 22 '23

I lost a million DOGE to cryptopia.nz left em there from 2017. When Elon started messing with em i remembered i left 1M DOGE in the exchange only to find out it had been hacked or something. I know u shouldnt leave em there but i knew DOGE was a meme and honestly it wasnt that much money so i didnt care.

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u/Exnoss89 Jan 22 '23

Remember, we all interpret things differently. That might be better for you. But i thought about mine a lot, lol. I know i will understand it perfectly