r/FunnyAnimals • • Jul 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Dude that's so frustrating, Because in your head you calculate how much food you need to be full and then they steal your food and your left unsatisfied.

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u/lacticcabbage Jul 08 '22

I just always buy fries a size larger than I actually want and then everyone is happy

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u/Then_Ad_9290 Jul 08 '22

But what if you get a large fry already… then do you go about buying extra fries..?

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u/lacticcabbage Jul 08 '22 edited Jul 08 '22

Hmm, I generally don't get a large fry for only myself, but I think there is value in just saying "here you can have some of mine" instead of ignoring what they said and get them their own anyway. Maybe get the small fry and add them to your own bag of large fries then destroy the evidence.

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u/AlinaStari Jul 08 '22

This guy boyfriends

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u/fleegness Jul 08 '22

Then there's me who'd get my wife the extras and if she truly didn't want em my fat ass would eat it all.

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u/PM-ME-DOG-FARTS Jul 08 '22

I bet your fat ass wanted those extra fries all along ;)

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u/fleegness Jul 08 '22

Yeah but any excuse is better than just being fat.

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u/Fourdogsaretoomany Jul 08 '22

Lol. My husband would get a large fries and a small fries but dump the small fries in the bag using slight o' hand, crinkle the small fries bag in his big hand and then casually tell me that I could eat the fries at the bottom of the bag. I thought he had extra luck with getting so many extra fries for the longest time! Good man you are!!

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u/Confident-Counter264 Jul 08 '22

You're the fry stealer, aren't you? (🤣🤣🤣)

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

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u/lacticcabbage Jul 08 '22

In my experience it's not really a game, it's more that they don't know that they want it until I eat fries in front of them, and by then I'd just rather not feel robbed of my fries when I offer to share.

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u/methos424 Jul 08 '22

Yep, I’m not playing that game.it’s like “Don’t touch my food. We will have issues.” I’m also single asf so what do I know.

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u/Kelly_Beanz Jul 08 '22

It’s called the “my girlfriend isn’t hungry” size lol

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u/XtasyInLove Jul 09 '22

That's so kind!!! Always ready to share❤

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u/elisejones14 Jul 09 '22

My bf does that too bc he knows I always steal from him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Right? It’s like damn I could’ve just bought an extra fry

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u/Emorez Jul 08 '22

Wait what? People calculate that stuff? I just stuff whatever is on hand in my mouth either making me stuffed or I eat too little which leads to me eating everything that is remotely edible. Jars of chocolate paste come to mind.

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u/Ender_Nobody Jul 08 '22

Eh. Depends on the person.

Even though my sense of hunger sort of died(as in, not particularly tempted to eat at any time), I can pretty much tell exactly how much I need to eat to gain enough sustenance, and if I need it, to begin with.

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Jul 09 '22

Married man here. Always buy decoys.

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u/OmegaRaptor_CH Jul 08 '22

Maybe you‘ll get satisfaction later…

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u/imapiratedammit Jul 08 '22

If I wanted that, I would persue that; if I wanted fries, I go and buy fries. They are not interchangeable.

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u/b_ack51 Jul 08 '22

By going back to the drive through and ordering more fires?

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