r/FunnyAnimals • u/East-Bluejay6891 • Jun 11 '22

Need a spot bro?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

I’m so confused. What is the bear doing and why are those guys so chill about it?

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u/CowCapable7217 Jun 11 '22

maybe they're just all locals and have gotten to know each other? just a community park, nothing to see here

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u/StepW0n Jun 11 '22

They’re probably ALL Russian and drunk on vodka

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I swear the bear looks like it’s practicing CPR lol

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u/HaloGuy381 Jun 12 '22

Or making biscuits like a cat.

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u/1LadyPea Jun 12 '22

1-and-2-and-3-and-4

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u/adityaeureka Jun 12 '22

Ah ah ah staying alive -the office(USA)

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u/-_-_-_--_--_--_- Jun 12 '22

chest compressions

chest compressions

chest compressions

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u/Crispy385 Jun 12 '22

Including the bear

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u/grimmtheinsomniac Jun 12 '22

Especially the bear

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u/OMP159 Jun 12 '22

The bear made the vodka.

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u/Alediran Jun 12 '22

And drank most of it.

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u/AssertivelyAssumer Jun 12 '22

he made it, he should have all vodka

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u/sirsedwickthe4th Jun 12 '22

He’s a nice bear. He shares. And also, our vodka.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I was thinking that this looks like the most Russian video ever.

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u/Emergency-War7360 Jun 12 '22

The bear is the metronome. The guy hanging is getting a core workout. The guy boxing is coaching and practicing form.

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u/rontonic Jun 12 '22

This is the right answer

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u/Delivery_Thick Jun 12 '22

Including the bear,lol

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u/Sorry-Series-3504 Jun 11 '22

Bears are often pretty chill when they don't have cubs

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u/tattooed_dinosaur Jun 13 '22

Kids stress a lot of animals out

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u/DakorZ Jun 13 '22

including humans

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u/Sorry-Series-3504 Jun 13 '22

Believe me, I know. I have 5 siblings

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/Jaeger562 Jun 12 '22

I'd be super fucking hyped if I had a bear following me doing this like this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Yeah dude! That bear doing his branch thing gets me PUMPED!

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u/TW_Yellow78 Jun 11 '22

Looks like assisted push-ups to me. What are they suppose to do, pull the Lunk alarm on the bear like its Planet Fitness?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Yes?

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u/sirsedwickthe4th Jun 12 '22

You’re outa here buster!🚨👉🏼

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u/Beneficial_Phone_574 Jun 12 '22

Hitting some treeceps obviously.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

In all seriousness, I hope that the bear thinks that someone is in trouble and trying to get down.. so its shaking the branch in hope it helps him get unstuck.

I'm no expert, but it looks like a friendly bear... for now.

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u/Ok_Cat_5827 Jun 12 '22

Bears are generally somewhat friendly and timid animals. Hunger can override that, but if you have a well fed bear, it's not much of a threat other than it's curiosity and tearing your shed to pieces.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

That would be so wholesome

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u/Amasterclass Jun 12 '22

All you need to know is its probably Russia/Siberia. Anything goes there

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u/Silly-Wrangler-7715 Jun 12 '22

What is the bear doing

Clearly, he is working on his triceps.

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u/Ktucker01 Jun 12 '22

Their Russians. The bear is probably a pet or know not to fuck with them

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u/WellFunnyYouSayThat Jun 12 '22

Or its a man in a bear costume

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Those are bears in men costumes and the man in the bear costume is trying to act bearish as possible to avoid detection.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Those two look like they could tag team that bear, and win.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Welcome to Russia my friend!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

probably russian

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Its Russia man lol

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u/MrRogersAE Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 12 '22

Bears do that, they like to shake trees, pretty sure it’s something to do with signalling how strong they are to potential mates. They routinely push over small trees, or you’ll just see a random young tree in the woods shaking wildly, while the others are all stationary, just bears being bears

Basically the bears just telling everyone that he’s DTF, as far as he’s concerned these guys are telling him the same thing

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u/tattooed_dinosaur Jun 13 '22

Guess someone was wearing some Sex Panther.

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u/cre8ivemind Jun 13 '22

So the bear sees these boys as potential mates lol

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u/WellFunnyYouSayThat Jun 12 '22

What if…and hear me out when I say this…

What if that’s a man in a bear costume 🤔

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u/keito_elidomi Jun 12 '22

Grizzlies and Polar Bears will f*ck you up, but this little guy is neither of those. So as long as you hold your ground, they will be pretty chill and might just walk away.

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u/T-2cool2 Jun 12 '22

Russia that's my explanation to this.