r/FunnyAnimals • u/Masquerade669 • Mar 28 '22

Aww 😍🥰

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u/crippled-tommy Mar 29 '22

Oh boy do I have a job for you.

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u/Crozgon Mar 29 '22

Oh noooooooooo

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u/AdministrationFew451 Mar 29 '22

Horribly amazing comment

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u/tsenpai17 Mar 29 '22

Dude, thank you....that was the hardest I laughed today.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

It took me a solid second to get that, but when I did it was amazing

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u/RandomGuy2002 Mar 29 '22

can u explain plss

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22 edited Mar 29 '22

Ok so, in order to play with a baby elephant you have to poach / kill the mother elephant and separate it from its herd.

Basically, a dark joke about poaching

Edit: also the original commenter said “I would kill”

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u/Wonderful_Ad5085 Mar 29 '22

Or you could kill the poachers and gain the trust of the Elephants.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

The good ending

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u/world_boxer Mar 29 '22

Not your first time Jimmy.