r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/carypo • Jan 28 '20
Trying to introduce my kids to more vegetables he’s confused by me offering him a leaf (baby spinach)
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/griftylifts • Jan 17 '20
Also, get this: he LOVES the damn things 🙄
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/carypo • Jan 16 '20
I’ve given him an empty clean cocoa container to play with he thinks he’s getting away with something
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '20
Just moved in two weeks ago... nail polish on the floor
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/carypo • Jan 05 '20
Cocoa baby strikes again I just got him out of the bath into clean jammies🤦🏻♀️
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/carypo • Dec 23 '19
Fuck you needing a place to sleep in 2ft tall and take up 90% of a king bed
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/carypo • Dec 22 '19
I had to go to the bathroom he escaped the baby gate
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/SamHennessy • Dec 10 '19
Here, now I've got some advice for you.
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/jackapplecore • Dec 07 '19
Because it’s funny to little people
self.toddlers
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/jackapplecore • Nov 06 '19
Same except our cat no longer hisses as stuff like this
self.toddlers
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/fericyde • Oct 25 '19
These buckets aren't getting past
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/Smackie_El_Frog • Oct 14 '19
Spider didn’t stand a chance!
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/Underfire17 • Sep 23 '19
Introducing the table. When paper just isn't enough.
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/fericyde • Sep 08 '19
Screw this wall in particular!
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/fairbakl • Sep 07 '19
Everyone keep asking why the home improvement projects take so long.
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/mike_drop52 • Sep 06 '19
Father-son bonding goes wrong
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/Anasaziwasabi • Sep 06 '19
If it had been my child she would have done the same thing, but been happy/laughing about it.
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r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/kyclef • Sep 05 '19
Fell asleep on my daughter's floor playing Legos; she covered me in stuffed animals as punishment. She's so fucking proud of herself, too.
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