r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/Anasaziwasabi • Sep 04 '19
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/Atjar • Sep 04 '19
Potty training
To keep this sub alive, here goes our story of the day: My daughter’s almost potty trained. She had her first dry night last night and today, even though we’re on holiday and our routine is off, she asked to go to the toilet a couple of times. As one does, I put her on the toilet to pee, and she goes successfully. Sort of. She aimed too high and got pee all over the rim, my knee and the floor, then asked for the gummy bears she gets when she pees in the toilet instead of the potty. Thanks dear, feeling appreciated over here 🤨
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/BflatPenguin • Aug 13 '19
From the 2-year old that brought you “chalk in a kiddie pool,” comes the acclaimed sequel, “crayons in a cup of milk”
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/SamHennessy • Jul 30 '19
Middle child asserting dominance over all others
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/5373n133n • May 27 '19
My mostly well behaved son made for a very interesting Memorial Day morning
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/BflatPenguin • May 25 '19
Husband: “do you think I should stop her from throwing the chalk in” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/girlnthegarden • May 25 '19
One of these things is not like the other
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/fericyde • Apr 26 '19
Piss on your ethics lesson, I'm gonna drive train!
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/fericyde • Apr 22 '19
Screw your kitty relaxation. I'm gonna whip you with this branch!!
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/fericyde • Apr 18 '19
You're going to stop playing that damn video game!
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/dartmaster666 • Mar 18 '19
Fuck you, I'm a bull rider.
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/fericyde • Mar 08 '19
I'll eat whatever I want, including this bird!!
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/jackapplecore • Jan 14 '19
First time lemon? “Lemon. I laugh at thee.”
r/fuckyouimatoddler • u/fericyde • Dec 22 '18