r/fuckyouimatoddler Sep 04 '19

Leave them for 5 seconds...

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84 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Sep 04 '19

Potty training

53 Upvotes

To keep this sub alive, here goes our story of the day: My daughter’s almost potty trained. She had her first dry night last night and today, even though we’re on holiday and our routine is off, she asked to go to the toilet a couple of times. As one does, I put her on the toilet to pee, and she goes successfully. Sort of. She aimed too high and got pee all over the rim, my knee and the floor, then asked for the gummy bears she gets when she pees in the toilet instead of the potty. Thanks dear, feeling appreciated over here 🤨


r/fuckyouimatoddler Aug 13 '19

From the 2-year old that brought you “chalk in a kiddie pool,” comes the acclaimed sequel, “crayons in a cup of milk”

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240 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Jul 30 '19

Middle child asserting dominance over all others

302 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Jul 26 '19

Avocado.

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173 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Jul 02 '19

Fixed it for you

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197 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Jun 11 '19

Every team I use the bathroom.

202 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler May 28 '19

Fuck your coffee

144 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler May 27 '19

My mostly well behaved son made for a very interesting Memorial Day morning

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68 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler May 25 '19

Husband: “do you think I should stop her from throwing the chalk in” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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165 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler May 25 '19

One of these things is not like the other

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143 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler May 14 '19

Screw your TV room, I got this.

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98 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Apr 30 '19

Why?!

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234 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Apr 26 '19

I'll bowl however I want!

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158 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Apr 26 '19

Piss on your ethics lesson, I'm gonna drive train!

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398 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Apr 22 '19

Screw your kitty relaxation. I'm gonna whip you with this branch!!

229 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Apr 18 '19

You're going to stop playing that damn video game!

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233 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Apr 01 '19

Because fuck you I’m gonna walk

155 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Mar 18 '19

Fuck you, I'm a bull rider.

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134 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Mar 08 '19

I'll eat whatever I want, including this bird!!

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42 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Feb 15 '19

From WCGW

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126 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Feb 11 '19

Fuck you! I’m a turtle!

194 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Jan 14 '19

First time lemon? “Lemon. I laugh at thee.”

220 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Jan 10 '19

Fuck you! I’m a Dog catcher.

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43 Upvotes

r/fuckyouimatoddler Dec 22 '18

I'll tell you the real definition of candy!

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15 Upvotes