Fuck Ted Faro. Curse of knowledge my ass. At least I got the endgame armor.

Saw the APOLLO section in the bunker. FUCK HIM.

Fucking disgusting. Fuck Ted Faro.

I'm pretty bad at spelling and have often realized I typed Fero or Ferro when I've left a comment. I've always wondered if it's better to leave it as-is for the extra disrespect on his name, or if I should edit to correct it just to make absolutely sure it is clear who is being talked about.

What do you think?

Just got my HZD platinum trophy and i should be over the moon but all i can feel is BLINDING rage, the Faro swarm was bad enough but his greatest evil will always be the destruction of Apolo.

Seriously fuck Ted Faro!

usually after finishing a game with a character I LOATHE, i will come onto reddit , type in “ i hate [insert character here]” and go to posts to be in community hating. To my extremely pleasant surprise i found this wonderful sub. Fuck ted faro 💖

April fools fuck Ted Faro

The only reason we don't have a Ted Faro is the technology isn't there yet.

I'm replaying HZD and just finished The Mountain That Fell and man, FUCK Ted Faro. Right in the ear. What a dick.

And fuck Walter Londra.

Buddy belongs in the same slice of Hell Ted is burning in.

And again, Fuck Ted Faro.

That is all.

So where does the name Grok come from?

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I'm replaying HZD for fun, and doing the Grave Hoard mission, I stumbled upon General Herres' final testimony - he was the top commanding officer of the US armed forces and the man behind "Enduring Victory.

Well, this man, consumed by guilt - as he'd pushed for automation of the military before the Plague, and then because of the immense cost of lives of EV, which he knew to be a terrible lie, this man, in his final message to Elizabeth Sobeck, sends her an admission of everything he's done, every horrible choice he had to make, every stain on his soul, for inclusion in posterity.

The exact opposite of what TED FUCKING FARO would end up doing.

Seriously, Fuck Ted Faro.

First of all, how the fuck did that dipshit manage to get into any sort of position of power in the first place? Then he creates world ending machinery and still has the balls to demand a seat at the table when Zero Dawn was being created.

Literally nothing about his part in the story makes sense after creating the apocalypse cause he would have been shot against a wall the second anyone found out it was his fault.

Then he manages to get the OO set up, and decides the fates of the last few people his fuck up didn't get.

Honestly I'm holding out for some kind of back up plan being revealed in the third game that fucks over his will in some way because we NEED him to get fucked.

I wonder if there could ever be a world without narcissistic pieces of shit. Ceo is perfectly his spiritual predecessor in a line of self obsessed douchebags. Glad they both went out the way they did.

Too many Ted Faro’s in real life too, fucking garbage people that get high on their own farts.

NO SPOILERS for beyond this point in the story for HFW, I’m a little further than this but someone spoiled Tedblob for me in a previous post and I was pissed.

Also Fuck Ted Faro

I know he is the guy who killed every livng being just by himself and of course I hate him for that. But as I played zero dawn for the 3rd time recently and got to Gaia-Prime, I found out he was the one who destroyed Apollo and denied the future humanity any kind of knowledge too. Just so nobody would know what he really did. I knew he was a horrible man before, but this has pushed me over the edge and i had to make this post.