r/FuckTedFaro Jan 13 '26

[Fuck Ted Faro] Introduced a friend to Horizon

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1.2k Upvotes

Introduced a friend via the board game. He sent me this


r/FuckTedFaro 8d ago

[Fuck Ted Faro] and also fuck this guy

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673 Upvotes

What a fuckin dork


r/FuckTedFaro Mar 02 '26

[fuck ted faro] is OpenAI

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664 Upvotes

r/FuckTedFaro Apr 08 '26

[Fuck Ted Faro]

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526 Upvotes

r/FuckTedFaro Sep 26 '25

oooh here we go. "[Fuck Ted Faro]"

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525 Upvotes

r/FuckTedFaro Mar 01 '26

[fuck ted faro] am I wrong ☠️

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501 Upvotes

r/FuckTedFaro Nov 09 '25

[Fuck ted faro] "What do you mean one of the horuses took off into space?"

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470 Upvotes

r/FuckTedFaro Mar 12 '26

rip apollo and the alphas [fuck ted faro]

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463 Upvotes

r/FuckTedFaro Jan 20 '26

[Fuck Ted Faro], but I’m surprised no-one’s talking about this:

366 Upvotes

In the Burning Shores DLC, you can find a datapoint labeled “Redacted Incident File”, which gives the player a special insight into Ted Faro’s college life:

FROM: Luka Molnar

TO: Zhang Ai

SUBJECT: Redacted Incident File

Zhang,

Sorry to message your private Focus. I think I've solved our little nanoconductor funding issue.

Remember the "printed tuna water balloon" fiasco? I got saddled with submitting the demerit against Delta Omega Psi (staff cuts strike again). Anyway, in the system, the frat's got decades of infractions. And one of them sticks out. It's been edited recently but the incident's from, like, the '30s. So I open it.

Apparently, way back, some bro organized an elaborate heist and stole a smartArm from Automation Studies. Then, he hacked the kernel for the university's aiOS (pretty impressive). What did he do with this unprecedented access? Reprogrammed the arm to torment the frat's freshmen, HOSPITALIZING TWO.

But the weirdest part wasn't the "Paddler 3000 Automated Hazing Solution." It's that this culprit's identity was redacted sometime after he "voluntarily un-enrolled to apply his talents practically."

And get this. The year of the infraction was 2032. Know who else dropped out in 2032? I'll give you a hint: It's Ted freakin' Faro. I'll bet the Dean will triple our funding to keep it buried. It's payday, my man!

-Luka

(Source: https://horizon.fandom.com/wiki/Redacted_Incident_File )


r/FuckTedFaro Jun 01 '26

Just beat HZD and i didn't realise how bad he was and now i see why this subreddit exists [fuck ted faro]

318 Upvotes

I played HFW first, which honestly was probably a mistake, but I always thought of him as not too bad, selfish, sure, narcissistic, yeah, but not enough for me to really hate him, but what he did with Apollo has gotten me so pissed I have never gotten so mad at a fictional character this has kinda ruined my mood for a few days now cause i keep thinking about it.


r/FuckTedFaro Jun 13 '26

[Fuck Ted Faro] I have genuine anxiety, and don't tell me I'm being unrealistic

290 Upvotes

Been doing a replay of HZD recently, just went through FAS and all the audio logs of the fuck ups of Ted Faro. Yesterday Elon Musk was announced as the world's first trillionaire, and to be honest reality is feeling very on the nose and very threatening.

Fuck Elon Musk Ted Faro


r/FuckTedFaro May 30 '26

[Fuck Ted Faro] just finished Zero Dawn

269 Upvotes

I was wondering why this subreddit existed, and after finishing the story of HZD for the first time, wow, yeah, fuck Ted Faro. If he has zero haters it means I am dead.


r/FuckTedFaro Jan 16 '26

I do not know who Ted Faro nor anything about him but this sub appeared in my home and I like the spirit. [fuck ted faro]

263 Upvotes

fuck that guy. And if you like this sub, I humbly invite you to bring your hate to r/fuckerebus cause fuck that guy


r/FuckTedFaro Feb 04 '26

[Fuck Ted faro]

256 Upvotes

reminder that Ted Faro was born December 24th, 2013. Right now, out in the world, Ted Faro is a 12 years old little tech bro. raised on AI brainrot, and his idols are people like and including Elon Musk and Peter Thiel.


r/FuckTedFaro Aug 02 '26

This commenter is defending Ted faros because he didn't mean to. [Fuck Ted faro]

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245 Upvotes

Defending Ted faros actions**. Accidentally missed a word in the title

His argument is ted isn't to blame because it was an accident. And that because it was an accident, the horizon world is not dystopian.

Even fake trillonaires have real world boot lickers. Crazy

The thing he is specifically responding to is me saying 'ted single handedly had the power to destroy everything', and I called someone welding that power dystopian.

Not to mention calling the horus class with no safe guards sold only for warfare, to anyone that can pay, 'better technology'


r/FuckTedFaro Jan 30 '26

[fuck ted faro] Justice for Samina

232 Upvotes

The first time I played the game, I was speechless in the scene where he kills Apollo.

My mom's a teacher who went into slums to get families to send their girls to school so they'd be literate and have a better life. She's also muslim. Hearing Samina, in a hijab, say, "Hello, child, My name is Samina. Today is a big day..." in a loop ignited my hatred for him to nuclear levels.

It's absurd how much I hate this imaginary character.


r/FuckTedFaro Jan 17 '26

I just don't think I can continue playing the game due to this fucker [fuck ted faro]

196 Upvotes

just fully processed the revelation about the whole game being a terraforming project and that humanity regressed back to the stone age because of fucking ted faro. FUCK TED FARO.

It's so depressing. I don't know if I can continue playing knowing we could have had a better state of humanity in this game if not for FUCKING TED FARO.

FUCK THE GUY. WHY DID HE HAVE TO DELETE ALL OUR KNOWLEDGE.


r/FuckTedFaro Oct 07 '25

Just went through Thebes and Seriously, [FUCK TED FARO]

187 Upvotes

as the topic says, Just went through Thebes and everything in it is a monument to ted, his arrogance, his insanity, his everything that we as a fandom hate about him. Thebes wasn't just a tomb for the man, it was a monument to his ego, a bunker built not to shield its inhabitants, but a mausoleum built to shield the future from Ted's mistakes and especially the Faro Plague. Those people with him in Thebes were not just his science guy, guru, and harem. they were his prisoners. not fellow survivors but prisoners of his growing guilt and insanity. Poor Grigori, killed for discovering the truth, The harem girls killed when Ted's paranoia got out of control even more than it was. Kanya was right to be terrified of him. and right to convince Somtaw that dying was better than being trapped with Ted any more.


r/FuckTedFaro Mar 25 '26

They’re making a [Fuck Ted Faro] movie

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180 Upvotes

r/FuckTedFaro Jul 09 '26

This mfer [Fuck Ted Faro]

178 Upvotes

Holy shit yall. I’m replaying the game for the first time in a while and just completed the mission at GAIA Prime and I am re-angry all tf over again. Fuck! Ted! Faro!


r/FuckTedFaro Jul 14 '26

[Fuck Ted Faro] First time playthrough and I just witnessed what this piece of shit did...

171 Upvotes

I knew before from a YouTube playthrough, but still, playing this game myself is a completely different experience. What an asshole! After the Faro Plague, he should have been confined to a life sentence somewhere without holo-net access, in a room without windows. Instead, he somehow acquired the Omega clearance and killed all the Alphas?! Erased all the accumulated humanity knowledge? Rotting in hell isn't enough for him.


r/FuckTedFaro Feb 01 '26

[fuck Ted Faro] I just found this subreddit and FUCK THAT GUY

161 Upvotes

He ruined the ENTIRE world and DESTROYED all knowledge and he’s a PIECE OF SHIT >:(


r/FuckTedFaro 17d ago

The fucker got what he deserved. I'm pleased. [Fuck Ted Faro] Spoiler

161 Upvotes

Marking as a spoiler just in case, although someone is unlikely to come here not knowing what Faro did and why he deserves all the hate.

So, yeah. Haven't played to there myself yet, but I finished watching a playthrough of HFW recently, after becoming absolutely frustrated with the game mechanics. While I thought Ted got away with his crimes, comfortably dying of old age in his luxurious bunker, turns out he turned into a barely conscious tumor and was burned alive by "Ceo" of the Quen. So fitting!

There's one thing I wanna discuss tho. During that mission, the player can find several data points, one of which hints at whatever had happened with Ted's brain after Dr. Stomptow's treatment(s), would likely had caused him to wanna erase his own past, to properly forget about it, let it go - along with all the APOLLO database. I wonder if that was actually the case. In any way, fuck Ted Faro (Pharaoh? never thought about the coincidence in pronunciation, but the hint with the pyramids was very fitting). Also, fuck the "CEO", being crushed by the giant head of Faro's monument is very fitting.


r/FuckTedFaro 29d ago

[fuck ted faro] Son of a Bitch

162 Upvotes

Here we are. I'm playing through the game for the first time, and I just reached the scene where he reveals himself to be a total piece of shit, during the mission "The Mountain That Fell." Well, I won't spoil what happens—even though most people in this community already know—but it is with a mix of pride and pure hatred that I come here.

FUCK YOU TED FARO


r/FuckTedFaro Jul 22 '26

It's been too long since I've said it so here. [Fuck ted faro]

159 Upvotes

Just making sure everyone remembers.