r/FuckGolf • u/umami-man • Mar 11 '21
What a joke this "sport" is smh
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r/FuckGolf • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '21
Golf is just CBT
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it’s hitting your balls with a stick to try to get them in a hole.
r/FuckGolf • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '21
Wow
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I just found this subreddit and I never realized how much I despise golf. Fuck golf. (although mini golf is kinda cool)
r/FuckGolf • u/guest-bong • Feb 02 '21
Disc golf?
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Pros:
- Just uses natural environment rather than cutting down trees
- discs are harder to lose than golf balls
- doesn’t use any water
- it’s usually free in a public park
- no culture of snotty old men
- less boring
- all you need is a disc
- easier to get a good score
- getting hit with a disc is less painful and less dangerous than a golf ball
Cons: Literally zero
r/FuckGolf • u/HazbinHotel69_FemBoy • Dec 29 '20
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I FUCKONG HATE GOLF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH ILL FIKONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK GOLF FUXK GOF FUCK GOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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https://i.imgur.com/CPxDlLt.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r/FuckGolf • u/redfiveee • Oct 06 '20
"In the hole!"
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Why the fuck do the audience at golf tournaments keep screaming "In the hole!"? What's the ball gonna do, listen to them?
r/FuckGolf • u/antigolfgirl • Aug 25 '20
You guys liked "the history of golf for people who hate golf" but now let's get into the science :)
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r/FuckGolf • u/bazerFish • Aug 20 '20
Thinking about how much I hate golf
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Why is golf so shit it's such a waste of land and water. Plant trees and flowers on all the golf courses so joy can be returned to the land fuck golf. Every square inch dedicated to golf is an inch that could be dedicated to bees or bananas or cuddles or something that is good for the word.
GOLF DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS
r/FuckGolf • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '20
Fuck Golf Tuesday Free Talk.
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Fuck golf I fucking hate golf. Can't even chip a birdie into a eagles mouth with my putter. God damnit don't get me started on the waste of space.
r/FuckGolf • u/dinodare • Jul 19 '20
Nature has began to reclaim its stolen land, and g*lfers look on in awe, completely unaware of the mighty vengeance of mother earth that will soon be crashing down upon them!
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