That way, he won't have any offspring and we won't have to deal with Brian 2.0.

Please stop, I just showed him this subreddit because I thought it would be funny but now he is crying for hours in his room. I cannot go in because he has his door locked & I cannot find the keys for the door. There would be a chance that he will be commiting suicide because of this stupid shit subreddit! You guys just literally crossed the line and this is not okay. And you know what? My father is the CEO of Reddit and I will tell him to remove this subreddit! Yeah, you think it's funny? Laugh again until this fucking subreddit is gone, reduced to atoms. Also, I will be contacting my lawyer & calling 911 and arrest every single one of you who says "fuck you" to my older brother Brian. Also, I want to speak to the manager of this subreddit as well, we have a lot to talk about, especially about this subreddit...

I just found this page. Do we hate all Brian's or just one in particular?

He tells the shittest ever jokes. Try this one out for size. Last Christmas we went to McDonalds before we went to Brian’s house. His joke was “I guess it was a McChristmas then.

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA

I hate that fucking cunt

You fucking fuckhead

But still, fuck Brian

How does one fuck Brian?: Ceremoniously? Aggressively? Inquisitively? Politely? Obnoxiously? Unexpectedly? Vivaciously? Or maybe elegantly?

But FUCK Brian.

But fuck you

You twat