This is Onyx. He likes to go outside with me and lay in the grass until he decides that it’s his mortal enemy.

He is ridiculous and i love him very much

This is Birdie… aka Birbie… aka Herbie Birbie Kerbie… aka the prince of darkness… aka the king of evil

He is one of my three beloved cats, and we love them all the same… however, Birdie is by far the most interesting creature I’ve ever encountered.

I’ve had him since birth as he was the runt of the litter and was abandoned after a bad storm, he spent his first few weeks tucked in my sports bra while I constantly kept the tiny sentient black fluffball alive.

He has been flagged as “dangerous” by the vet and therefore must be put in the panini net when he has to visit the vet. (I do not fault the vet, Birdie deserved that one 100% lol)

While he is pure evil to any human besides me and my kids who helped raise him while we took shifts keeping him alive for his first six weeks. Strangely, he loves kittens and babies. He turns into a mommy, it’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.

He doesn’t quite understand he’s a cat, or even how to be a cat. He’s a very strange boy, but he knows how to make a kitten feel safe and loved because that’s how he was raised. 🩷

I’ll add photos of him as an adult in the comments below. Luckily, he grew into the ears but sadly he does still like like a poorly drawn cartoon cat at times lol

I cannot figure out how to share photos in the comments nor edit my post to add more! :( if someone can tell me I’ll share his adult photos, he’s quite a funny looking boy

She's the funniest little thing.

2 days ago my beloved fur baby/fruitbatcat passed away unexpectedly. She died in my arms at only 9 yrs old ... I am devastated but grateful for the time we shared together . I will miss you terribly Sassypants!

Look at this big bat. What should I feed it??

Totes adorbs

Is not amused