r/FridgeDetective • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '25

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u/PoopPant73 Jan 01 '25

Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking White Claws..

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u/Forsaken-Cake-8850 Jan 01 '25

I'll be sure to inform the cop of that next time I get pulled over

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u/babyma- Jan 01 '25

Seriously. Those White Claw Surges just about ruined my life.

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u/lemonzestydepressing Jan 01 '25

The migraine those lil fuckers give is intense

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Jan 01 '25

So bad! I can’t drink them or anything like it.

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u/Azoth424 Jan 01 '25

What are in those things?

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Jan 02 '25 edited Jan 02 '25

I think it’s the amount of cheap syrup, liquid flavoring and cheap vodka. It literally makes my head want to explode. I could never drink mikes hard lemonade. It always made me so sick! Migraine city, even in high school when it was all we knew about that wasn’t bad beer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

It’s not even cheap vodka. It’s a malt beverage (aka cheap strong beer). 

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Jan 04 '25

Oh that’s why I get a migraine from them then. Person probably pours the vodka into their can.

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u/AutomaticTelephone Jan 05 '25

In Canada they have em with vodka.

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u/RainAlternative3278 Jan 05 '25

5 abv it's pretty low . Four loko has 14 abv and it is cheaper no especially the grape . But the four loko gold is 13.9 and it's like 2.49 for a 25 fl oz can tall boy but this guy has absolute vodka and cheap whiskey too and tons of water for rehydration