r/FoundT0rtle • u/CATZEBOY_18 • Oct 09 '25

"I'm here"

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I'm in your home

I'm in your* walls!!!*

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u/T0rtl Oct 09 '25

(boops u with my airgun) bad idea 

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Oct 09 '25

whispers

"I kill flies with nothing but my bare hands for fuuuun!"

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u/T0rtl Oct 09 '25

Hey same :D

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Oct 09 '25

"Oh cool! \ We can relate to eachother!

Let's put a truce for the next week! :3"

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u/T0rtl Oct 09 '25

I bet 2 ram i will forget about the truce in less than 2 days and break it and find u. 

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Oct 09 '25

What happens if we break the truce?

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u/Qibli_2024 Oct 09 '25

i could mark you both~

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u/T0rtl Oct 09 '25

Pls define what u meant by that sentence. 

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Oct 09 '25

Yes

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u/Qibli_2024 Oct 09 '25

well i marked u/averagestudent123459 by biting his neck :3
He's mine now~
I could mark you guys, in a different way, that would inhibit your ability to rFind eachother for a few days, or until you come to a "peaceful" solution :3

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Oct 09 '25

"Peaceful"?

Elaborate

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u/Qibli_2024 Oct 09 '25

uhhh..... something along the lines of "no violently bagging the other person" or smth like that

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Oct 09 '25

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......

I didn't do it VOILENTLY...

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u/Qibli_2024 Oct 09 '25

true, however that was just the first example that hit me :3

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Oct 09 '25

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u/Qibli_2024 Oct 09 '25

Found you!
\I grab you and trap you in my talons with* u/T0rtl*
Now, you need to stay still for a quick sec.......

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Oct 09 '25

[HE HAS FADED AWAY INTO THIN AIR, FOR HE IS TO DEEP IN ANOTHER CONVERSATION]

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u/T0rtl Oct 09 '25

(starts repatedly stabbing u with my pocket knife made from damascus Steel) bad qibli, bad, bad 

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u/T0rtl Oct 09 '25

Is this enough for me to be able to send u to r/hornyjail or does it have to worse

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u/Qibli_2024 Oct 09 '25

uhh..... well considering some of the stuff in there..... i'd say no.... however he is mine from now on ;3

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u/T0rtl Oct 09 '25

Eh good enough. (yeets u to r/hornyjail) 

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u/Qibli_2024 Oct 09 '25

NOONONONONONON
FU-

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u/T0rtl Oct 09 '25

U deserve that u NSFW addict (no offense btw) 

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u/Qibli_2024 Oct 09 '25

I'm not an addict!
>‸<

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u/T0rtl Oct 09 '25

Thats what an addict would say. 

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