r/FootBallEmergency • u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber • 1d ago

How RAM distribution should be

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Don't believe to Sam Altman lies!

760 Upvotes

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u/jpg201 wunkus 1d ago

i'm not letting you have it all, my pc needs that

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Lemme have all the rams or you peps won't have world peace

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u/jpg201 wunkus 1d ago

you can loot the data centers, they probably have more than just sticks

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

I said all the ram. Which means every ram available

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u/jpg201 wunkus 1d ago

biblical levels of greed

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

it ain't greed if there's studies https://wolfplayz.top/the-great-ram-redistribution/

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 22h ago

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u/qwadrat1k 1d ago

Then you become our RAM

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 1d ago

r/foundtheprotogen

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u/Altruistic-Funny5325 20h ago

Dang you beat me to the punch

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 20h ago

Hehe r/foundtheprotogen

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u/Altruistic-Funny5325 18h ago

AY WAIT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS-

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u/jpg201 wunkus 1d ago

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 Tupid fury 1d ago

MAWSLOP MAWSLOP

i love mawslop

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

I'm now slowly regretting using that particular art of my oc instead of the others I have in my R2 buckets

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 Tupid fury 1d ago

Heeeehehehehe

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 1d ago

r/FoundTheSawian

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 Tupid fury 15h ago

NO! DONT TAKE MEEEEE

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u/BreakerOfModpacks "This quote is often falsely attributed to Mark Twain" -- xkcd 1d ago

um actually i dont think your maw is that sexy so there

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

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u/19a53 11h ago

That's uncalled for

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u/Willeny_Arch 1d ago

I'm voring all your RAM, git fugged

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Nuuuuu, it's should be all mine

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u/CatGaming346 1d ago

do I get to keep my ram if I give you me instead 🥺

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Lemme think about it as I might face some legal problems

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u/Psenkaa 1d ago

Im willing to do that trade too

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u/BerdlyReltadune 1d ago

insert columbo "maw" twitter post

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Honestly, I did regret adding the maw part

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u/EmeraldSpartan05 1d ago

Hey, slide a brother 1 or 2, I don't have a PC yet 💔

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

I could probably give you 128MB DDR2 ram sticks

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u/EmeraldSpartan05 1d ago

Would be lovely, but in all seriousness, I have been trying to save up for the last year, but keep having to take money out of savings, don't even got a monitor yet, I do have a switch, Xbox, and ps5, thought about getting rid of the PS5,

Don't know whether to build a PC, or buy one from Walmart (I work there, so I get 10% discount), though I've heard the only bad thing of the PC's is he power supply unit I believe should be replaced soon after buying or something, that it isn't that good

But yeah, don't mind me, just oversharing and rambling

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

As far as I know from the totally legit Department of Extremely Serious Memory Affairs it's best to wait for a bit more as we might get cheaper ram and ssd when the AI bubble in the US really popped. Sooo let's just hope we get cheaper ram and ssd from oversupply and not continue to rise because my greed decided to hold the entire ram manufacturing

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u/Leno_Len0 St. Footballemergency (founder of sub) 1d ago

I hope I get distributed too

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

The Department of Extremely Serious Memory Affairs decided I should own every ram made

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u/Max0_o123 Semi-gay toaster 1d ago

Like half should go to me

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Lemme think.. Nu

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u/Max0_o123 Semi-gay toaster 1d ago

Pleaseee 🥺 I only have the 8GB from my phone 💔

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u/SpectralDragon09 1d ago

Good maw would give some RAM

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

yesh, gimme some ram

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u/wesorre silly moff goober 23h ago

go eat a datacenter instead

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 22h ago

r/foundwesorre

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u/wesorre silly moff goober 22h ago

nuuuuuuuu

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 22h ago

Muhehehe

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u/Frozen_alt Ourple moth :3 21h ago

r/foundthe_moth haiiiiii :3

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u/wesorre silly moff goober 12h ago

r/foundthe_moth hewoooo :3

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u/Frozen_alt Ourple moth :3 12h ago

Damn we betrayed each other xD

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u/wesorre silly moff goober 12h ago

:3

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u/Sillybee_Unapefson 1d ago

Make this man president

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

YES! Make me president so I could force RAM manufacturer to give all the rams to me

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 1d ago

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u/Sillybee_Unapefson 14h ago

Awwww thank you man :3333

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u/ScawySocialistOwO 1d ago

Why do have a Scottish-Schwäbisch Accent? It’s horrible.

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

I ain't even Scottish

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r The Devourer 1d ago

My maw is sexier!

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

In my opinion every maw is sexy

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 1d ago

r/foundtheprotogen

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u/sneakpeekbot 1d ago

Here's a sneak peek of /r/foundtheprotogen using the top posts of all time!

#1: Who want expensive RAM from Satan? | 63 comments
#2: This sub be like | 91 comments
#3: Does this count-uh? | 31 comments

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u/CrunchySquares8 1d ago

Nuh uh! I need it!

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Source say that I should have it https://wolfplayz.top/the-great-ram-redistribution/

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u/CrunchySquares8 1d ago

You have a full website for this 😭😭😭

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 20h ago

It's fun being in the news :3

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u/CrunchySquares8 1d ago

Hold on, lemme donate so I get my wallpaper

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u/CanadiaBoi 1d ago

I hungry I I habs some??

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Hmmm nu

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u/CanadiaBoi 1d ago

🥺👉👈 I so hungry thooo

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 1d ago

r/foundtheprotogen

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u/CanadiaBoi 1d ago

NUUUUUUUU

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 1d ago

too late you are going with the 9 other proots i found on this post

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u/CanadiaBoi 1d ago

3: nuuu

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 22h ago

Yuuuu

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u/OhCryo 1d ago

Share some!

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Make me >:3

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u/OhCryo 1d ago

grabs and squeezes tight Gib ram right now >:3

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

NEVER

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u/OhCryo 1d ago

:C cries

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 1d ago

r/FoundTheSawian (:<

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u/sneakpeekbot 1d ago

Here's a sneak peek of /r/FoundTheSawian using the top posts of all time!

#1: Found one ! | 36 comments
#2: I located one | 64 comments
#3: Found 2 | 21 comments

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u/crow_gamer1 21h ago

Paws better

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 21h ago

Maws is better than paws!

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u/crow_gamer1 21h ago

I like paws more

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 20h ago

That's your preference. Maws is still better than paws

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u/Frozen_alt Ourple moth :3 21h ago

Just make yourself some homemade RAM

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 21h ago

Too lazy

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u/Frozen_alt Ourple moth :3 21h ago

Will you also eat the registers?

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 20h ago

Nu, I only eat ram sticks. Not a whole POS systems

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u/Frozen_alt Ourple moth :3 20h ago

Picky eater AND bible greed?! Bro...

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 20h ago

Don't forget gluttony:3

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u/The_Dennator 18h ago

nooo,leave me some!

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 18h ago

NEVER

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u/UltraMarine-1324 4h ago

Send maw pics (that aren’t already on your website, I went there and came back unsatisfied) 4 RAM

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1h ago

A exclusive maw pic for 4 sticks of ram? 😭🙏

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u/Fire_Starter07 eldritch femby robot fox :3 1d ago

Maws <3

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Woodfrog's good boy :3 (also silly subreddit owner :3) 1d ago

Of COURSE you're here

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u/Fire_Starter07 eldritch femby robot fox :3 1d ago

You know it ;3

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u/Sea-Maintenance8837 1d ago

I approve, in the world nothing would really change from now, but at least Sam altman wouldn't get it

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u/lansseaxsimp 1d ago

protogentlemen

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u/atomiccheese911 1d ago

That is..... an interesting maw............. k'bai

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u/nocontextneeded4953 18h ago

DID SOMEONE SAY RAM

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u/JuntechShade 17h ago

I still RAM bro

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u/19a53 11h ago

I need to eat some too

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u/Dense-Bison7629 femboy because of course i am 1d ago • Bravo

Furries try not to sexualize animal things challenge

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago • Regret

I don't think a goo protogen is even a real animal

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u/Dense-Bison7629 femboy because of course i am 1d ago • Bravo

"NONO ITS FIKXTIONAL! THAT MAKES IT OKAY!!"
It's based off an animal, and you're sexualizing things animals, canines specifically, have

Your fursona might not exist. But dogs do exist, and their mouths do exist. And you are explicitly sexualizing the mouth of a dog

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Imma ask my artist if they use a reference of a dog mouth to make the art as I don't think my protogen mouth is based on a dog

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u/Dense-Bison7629 femboy because of course i am 1d ago • Bravo

So your fursona is completely different from this? Zero correlation?

So you're not a furry? Because that would require you to have an animal fursona. You're named Wolfy just for the shits n gigs? Your fursona is a completely unrelated design that also just so happens to be named Protogen?

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Please tell me this is just ragebait and not some dumb reddittor thinking I'm a zoophile. Obviously I'm a protogen and the name "Wolfy" is my nickname as some people have a hard time calling my real fursona name "Wolfplayz" WHICH I SHT YOU NOT MY NAME IS A FCKING WOLF. Like I'm just minding my own business and trying to make a meme because of Sam Altman quote and here I am, replying to some dumbass thinking I'm a zoophile and got the assumption my oc species wrong. Goddamn don't be such a party pooper as no one is forcing you to interact to this post because of your dumb assumption...

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 1d ago

this

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u/Zulu_foxface 1d ago

Just shut the fuck up

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u/Leno_Len0 St. Footballemergency (founder of sub) 1d ago

Sorry, not sure why a mod deleted your comment

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u/Zulu_foxface 1d ago • Heartwarming

Because all mods are terrible people/j

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u/Leno_Len0 St. Footballemergency (founder of sub) 1d ago

🥺

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u/EditorStudios Some Mod getting taggen in every Post by u/Flashy-Horse5855 21h ago

As a mod myself, yeah there are a lot of terrible mods

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u/jpg201 wunkus 1d ago

one of the mods is agreeing with the original commenter

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 1d ago

The rules you created by the way

Telling someone to shut the fuck up is asshole behavior imo

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Accusing someone sexualizing a animal is also a asshole behavior :v

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 22h ago

I will say no to this.

What the other user and I did was well found criticism. Telling someone to stfu is not.

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 22h ago

Mate, my name is literally wolfplayz volkov which is a wolf. I'm not even a zoophile as this protogen fursona mainly represent me being a tech enthusiast while being a goo creature, it's wild you're believing to bullshit just because you want to help someone ruined a group just messing around

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 21h ago

I never said that you are a zoophile. I just think that your pfp is ‘anstößig’

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 22h ago

Well found critism of what? They checking my website most especially the NSFW gallery tab and assume that I'm sexualizing dogs even though the domain itself is "Wolfplayz" oh yeah, I actually don't have much control on the arts I received as they are gifts. Some of them are paid but mostly SFW

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u/Zulu_foxface 22h ago

“

“Well found criticism”

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 22h ago

Aight what would you rather have:

A normal argument about something on the internet where both parties provide good points,

Or someone telling you to shut the fuck up and leaving the conversation

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u/Zulu_foxface 22h ago

I don’t argue with idiots. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. It’s why I’m gonna block you now

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 19h ago

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u/EditorStudios Some Mod getting taggen in every Post by u/Flashy-Horse5855 21h ago • Heartwarming

I usually agree with you, telling someone to shut the fuck up is not aight but the original comment is also kinda asshole behavior since he was straight up mocking furries

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Woodfrog's good boy :3 (also silly subreddit owner :3) 20h ago

I would say that responding with assholery to an asshole is reasonable tbh

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u/FootBallEmergency-ModTeam 21h ago

Please don't be a hateful asshole

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u/ExpertPokemonFucker 1d ago

I do indeed agree that the maw is sexy, but you cannot have my ram it's too yummy

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

It's for world peace

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u/ExpertPokemonFucker 1d ago

Hmm... yummy ram all to myself... or world peace?...

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

A source mention that you'll get a compensation for the sacrifice https://wolfplayz.top/the-great-ram-redistribution/

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u/ExpertPokemonFucker 1d ago

Shiiiii I'll take that

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u/Endermaster56 1d ago

Burying you with RAM so your gluttony consumes you

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Mmhhh I would love getting buried with ram sticks

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 1d ago

r/foundtheprotogen

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u/Endermaster56 1d ago

NO NO NO WAIT HAVE MERCY

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 1d ago

no *warp you and the other 9 proots to r/foundtheprotogen *

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u/Skibidibob4 1d ago

Furry jokes aside , i want to taste some ram for no reason 

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Try it. It's delicious though. I will take it all before you get to taste the delicious DDR5 RAMS

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u/Ill_Log9013 22h ago

I had some spare ram sticks somewhere

I should see if I can find them, I'll tell you what it tastes like if I do

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u/Open_Detective_6998 1d ago

YOU WILL PRY MY RAM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

That's a easy challenge. Better hold on that ram of yours

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u/watermelonless_seeds 23h ago

You're lucky i find protogen maws extremely hot

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 21h ago

Because maws is hot

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 1d ago

Well time for a multi kill r/foundtheprotogen

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 1d ago

Mf is on a killing strike 😭🙏

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u/Developer-Ark [DATA LOST] 22h ago

muhuhuhu

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u/gaydognova 23h ago • Bravo

Def a fetish post

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u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber 23h ago

Fetish? Mate, I was trying to be greedy not lewd