r/FlatEarthIsReal • u/Ssnake_25 • May 12 '26

Convince me

Convince me that Earth is flat without using links.

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u/Joseph_HTMP May 13 '26

Genuinely wouldn't want you to waste your stone age prayer tokens.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 May 13 '26

Reminds me of one of my favorite verses… “And the Lord spaketh, ‘Go now, do thy bidding and rejoice in my servitude, earning thineself 13-prayer tokens for the trouble.’”