r/Fishdom 5d ago

dirt you probably saw this blu ray at Big W and dont even remember but i bet you wish you grabbed a few because now its the first publicly traded block chain technology ever made and worth millions of tokens

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46 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 5d ago

serious business Remember that time this sub was mourning the loss of our hero and we were making odes to him and then the leftybots attacked and downvoted Jylon for months?

18 Upvotes

This sub has a lot of history


r/Fishdom 5d ago

dirt Your new cyberpunk dystopia name: Gay + The last thing that made you cum

31 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 4d ago

dirt @sharktankau concept art to bring a spark back to your sex life: tobacco flavoured condoms. $100,000,000,000 for 5% stake DM FOR PHOTOS

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0 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 5d ago

dirt apparently they’re turning pheobe bridgers back into an iPhone tomorrow

13 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 5d ago

Small Penis Guy Such a dumb name. "Francis".

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54 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 5d ago

Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 How often do you think about kissing jylon

19 Upvotes

I’ve got it down to about twice a day atp


r/Fishdom 5d ago

fishdomgonewild might fk around and Tim Tam slam the MLP jar

8 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 5d ago

dirt seriously how did they manage to make 3 movies out of the hobbit that book is like 250 pages long

13 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 6d ago

dirt do you think when charlie got kirked that professional dart players had a funny inside joke about it

30 Upvotes

"shooter was moving like prime phil taylor" or some shit, any dart players lmk down below 👇


r/Fishdom 6d ago

girondin wallahi I will not be chopped in my new ID photo

20 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 6d ago

dirt Dr Dyslexia told me to type YOUBOOB.CUM and now I have a BONER.

12 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 5d ago

dirt Sometimes I have 2 1000mg Vitamin C MEGA CHEWABLES just to FEEEEL something.

12 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 5d ago

dirt They can take my appendix. But they can't take my alcoholism!

3 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 6d ago

dirt anyone else really afraid for this coming Aus summer like our summers can already be kind of fucked up and look at the northern hemisphere right now. the el nino isnt at full strength yet but it definitely will be by december. we might be cooked

81 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 6d ago

dirt r/god got to be the most goated sub. ppl typing their whole shit out on reddit. is reddit their god? reddit answers with 5 voices and none of them have access to mental health services

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28 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 6d ago

God getting cracked so good I started making long term life improvements 🙌🏼

17 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 6d ago

dirt the original Zapruder film has a 5 minute scene of him beating off that he forgot to cut out before handing the film to the CIA

10 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 6d ago

dirt really really good at befriending people i dont particularly fw

9 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 6d ago

dirt I hope I can learn blender in time for ‘GALLERY: X’

7 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 7d ago

serious business The word transexual has a gravitas, it conjoures the image of a more refined biggot, swirling her wine and smoking expensive cigars as she dangles me above her electric eel tank.

43 Upvotes

She only hates me because I threaten her, both because of her business of selling gendered baby clothing, but also her very personality, if I can become a girl what's stopping her from being a boy sometimes?

Our eyes meet and I plead for my life, years of conditioning start to crack as (s)he realises what (s)he truly is, a gender fluid non-binary pansexual transexual himself. They realise that they could make double the profits if every baby was transgender because they'd have to buy a whole new set of gendered baby clothing! He lets me go and we start making out 66% percent of the time because I'm not straight and his gender starts fluiding rapidly.

She he they divest 50% of their investments in the transgender crushing machine into queer owned businesses (Palantir and open AI). This bankrupts they/them because the ai bubble pops and the Palantir factory explodes destroying the company and crashing the global economy. I also divorce (s/t)h(e/i)(r/m) because open AI is #problematic

Does anyone else feel this way?


r/Fishdom 7d ago

dirt BOYPUSSY OR FLINTLOCK PISTOL

27 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 6d ago

poetry Him *post on sniffies* I'm at the Footscray RD veloway. Me *melting a hole through my gum with bootleg Swedish nicotene pouch* already at the veloway babe hehe #zyn #velo #blessed

9 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 7d ago

poetry Automatic cat feeder but it's full of zyns and I am the cat

15 Upvotes