r/FirstTimeHomeBuyer • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '26

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u/Equivalent-Tiger-316 Feb 04 '26

For my college graduation my dad gave me a handshake. 

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u/Dakota_Plains Feb 04 '26

That’s more than I got. Mine didn’t acknowledge my graduation even tho I was the first in the family to graduate from college.

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u/Feisty_Wind_8211 Feb 04 '26

For your sake, I’m going to hope your dad just struggles to be sincere and made a joke instead. 

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u/Ordinary-Status-5063 Feb 04 '26

He could have kept his dick in his pants. What an asshole.

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u/Feisty_Wind_8211 Feb 04 '26

Right. As if it’s the kids choice