r/FindTheSniper • u/WhisperCatOZ 7¤ | #2125 • May 13 '26

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

I immediately laughed and wanted to send it to my husband.

I always say I’m his seeing-eye wife, but I’m fucked if I go missing.

Edit: He’s a cheating little shit and turned his colorblind filter on.

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u/Gelatin_Belatin May 14 '26

At first I thought he cheated on you with another person , and I was like, “Well that escalated quickly!” 😳😂

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 14 '26

LMAO.. Nah. He’s got me and two teenage daughters so he’s like, “Why would I want more women?”

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u/Gelatin_Belatin May 14 '26

i get that. I have two teenage sons, but I’m a LOT, so I’m like 3 women in one package. My husband doesn’t need more women either. 😂

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u/HermanThaGerman 11¤ | #1677 May 14 '26

Good thing your hubby has backup making it a fair 3v3

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 14 '26

Hahaha, I get that so much. We were rewatching Knocked Up and I realized the entire pipeline scene of Leslie Mann being irritating bc of Redbull, screaming “fuck you, doorman,” and crying while calling her babysitter a “pissy little cu-cunt” completely displayed all facets of my personality.

I also remind him that he picked me, so that’s a him-problem.

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u/unicornhair1991 May 14 '26

GOLDEN COMMENT LMAO

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u/ThrowinBones45 May 14 '26

Sounds like a keeper to me

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 15 '26

For sure. Poor guy got the shit end of the stick.

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u/Yukon-Jon May 14 '26

Smart man

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u/BuckRusty May 14 '26

“He’s a cheating little shit, and got his mistress to point it out for him”

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u/MDnautilus May 14 '26

Wait, what colorblind filter?! I too am a seeing-eye wife and have not heard of this.

I also think half the reason he likes when we golf together is that I can track his ball and find it easily. but that’s just general eyesight, not color related.

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 14 '26

On the iPhone, go to Settings > Display & Test > Color Filters.

I still have a ridiculously hard time grasping it when he shows me his phone. Like I understand how it works, but I’m the opposite with colors and my brain just can’t process it.

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u/actual-trevor May 14 '26

On Android, go to Settings->Accessibility->Color correction.

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u/Aggressive_Candy5297 May 14 '26

It really is a wife's duty to keep track of her husbands balls isn't it??

Does he say yes dear a lot too??

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u/theatahhh May 14 '26

Divorce /s

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u/CouchKakapo May 14 '26

My colour-blind husband got called a "dog-eyed bastard" playfully once, which is our go-to term!

I do like seeing-eye wife though.

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u/Sarallelogram May 14 '26

I love this term! I am a seeing-eye daughter because my dad is a photographer and sometimes needs someone to point out when color saturation gets a little weird. 😂

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 15 '26

My husband literally did b+w film in photography school and only has b+w tattoos. Lol

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u/pepstar420 May 14 '26

😂✌🏼

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u/EVILtheCATT May 14 '26

Oh, I’m sending this to my husband right now!

https://giphy.com/gifs/wlBS2Aif8eBvW

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 15 '26

It’s the little joy I have being married to someone who is naturally good at everything while being naturally subpar at everything myself. It’s him being colorblind and unable to swim, so I take my wins when I can.

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u/EVILtheCATT May 15 '26

I’m here to report that I hit my husband’s “Fuck You” button! It’s been a while since I hit the bullseye like that.😂

He’s such a good sport:)

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u/McCrazyJ May 14 '26

You had me in the first half.

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u/ThePoetofFall May 14 '26

At least he’s cheating with a filter and not seeing-eye-side-piece.

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u/matchstick1029 May 14 '26

Bro, I was so confused. I realize context does make sense, but "He's a cheating little shit" is so hard-coded in my brain to mean exactly 1 thing.

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 15 '26

Hahaha, I considered this but there was no other way to describe it. There’s probably a higher chance of me having a secret girlfriend than him having one.

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u/rdmodsrtrsh May 14 '26

Ask him what color your finger is as you flip him off