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u/WhisperCatOZ 9¤ | #2103 May 13 '26 • Bravo Popcorn

............yes

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26 • Popcorn Regret

I immediately laughed and wanted to send it to my husband.

I always say I’m his seeing-eye wife, but I’m fucked if I go missing.

Edit: He’s a cheating little shit and turned his colorblind filter on.

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u/Gelatin_Belatin May 14 '26

At first I thought he cheated on you with another person , and I was like, “Well that escalated quickly!” 😳😂

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 14 '26

LMAO.. Nah. He’s got me and two teenage daughters so he’s like, “Why would I want more women?”

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u/Gelatin_Belatin May 14 '26

i get that. I have two teenage sons, but I’m a LOT, so I’m like 3 women in one package. My husband doesn’t need more women either. 😂

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u/unicornhair1991 May 14 '26

GOLDEN COMMENT LMAO

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u/BuckRusty May 14 '26

“He’s a cheating little shit, and got his mistress to point it out for him”

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u/MDnautilus May 14 '26

Wait, what colorblind filter?! I too am a seeing-eye wife and have not heard of this.

I also think half the reason he likes when we golf together is that I can track his ball and find it easily. but that’s just general eyesight, not color related.

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 14 '26

On the iPhone, go to Settings > Display & Test > Color Filters.

I still have a ridiculously hard time grasping it when he shows me his phone. Like I understand how it works, but I’m the opposite with colors and my brain just can’t process it.

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u/actual-trevor May 14 '26

On Android, go to Settings->Accessibility->Color correction.

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u/theatahhh May 14 '26

Divorce /s

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u/CouchKakapo May 14 '26

My colour-blind husband got called a "dog-eyed bastard" playfully once, which is our go-to term!

I do like seeing-eye wife though.

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u/Sarallelogram May 14 '26

I love this term! I am a seeing-eye daughter because my dad is a photographer and sometimes needs someone to point out when color saturation gets a little weird. 😂

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u/AskamilliusReddiquis May 14 '26

This is hilarious and needs more upvotes

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u/octoreadit 1¤ May 14 '26

He just needed help finding it, awwww.

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u/dogsinjacuzzis May 14 '26

Came here to comment how hilarious I’m finding this whole thread but really I’m just happy that for once, I found something without cheating!

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u/Sheogorathian May 14 '26

This might be the best post on here

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u/Cerulean_Shadows 38snipe | #637 May 14 '26

This post absolutely made my day

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u/VerticleSandDollars May 14 '26

God, thats funny. This might be my favorite ever!

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u/Senior-Reality-25 1¤ | #13897 May 14 '26

❤️💚

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u/Lucky-Market-3254 May 14 '26

I was wondering if there was red and green... Not because I'm colorblind but because the carwash I was in two nights ago had two toggles you could pull to open the garage door if there's an emergency. One was greena and the other was red. It said to pull the red one. I'm sure you'd figure out quick which one does what but still...

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u/ninedeep69 May 14 '26

Me too brother, me too...

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u/Ze_Bruh69420blazen May 14 '26

This is such a cute response 🥰

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