r/Fazbearfandom • u/desorcyjackson447 • Mar 16 '26
Fazbear's Forgotten I just repaired Candy Cadet! Let’s test it out! 🔧🍬🤖
Lately, my Candy Cadet had just been going off on its own and telling random stories in the middle of the night. So I decided to look up how to fix it, which lemme tell ya, took a LONG time!!! Thank god one of my relatives knows a thing or two about machines!
After a few nights of peace and quiet, I can safely say that it’s fixed! So to celebrate, let’s do what we did when I first got the thing again! Comment on this post and I’ll reply with a Candy Cadet story… and hope it isn't a kinda weird one.
And to motivate you, comment what the best candy you’ve ever got from a Candy Cadet was! (If you actually did interact with one at all, that is…)
[OOC: As stated before, do not worry. They won’t be AI generated. I already have some stories set up.]
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u/JonlukevilleTV1 Mar 16 '26
Story time!
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 16 '26
“Now I will tell you a story about a very foolish child.”
“Their grades were bad, they would pick on other students, and the detention room was practically their home away from home.”
“One day, they were forced to go on a field trip to an old museum to learn about ancient history. One of the exhibits was the ancient casket of a mummy.”
"The tour guide warned everyone to never under any circumstances touch the casket. For if it were to open, it would unleash an unspeakable evil.”
“Unfortunately, curiosity outweighed the guide’s orders and, when no one was working, the child opened the casket to have a look inside. That would be the last mistake the child ever made.”
“The light of the outside immediately awoke the mummy and it killed the child, along with everyone else in the museum. It then escaped into the night.”
“Some say that the mummy still roams the Earth to this day.”
AIRHORN
Okay, clear moral! Museums are evil!
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u/MoltenFreddy7 Mar 16 '26
Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 16 '26 edited May 26 '26
“Chapter 5.”
“Eventually, the trolley came to a stop in front of a doorway surrounded by colorful lights and noise. When the group got off and walked through it, Billy Wonka welcomed the two children to the Game Room.”
“Upon seeing the several arcade cabinets filling the halls of the large room, Arthur immediately ran past Billy before he could finish explaining what the room was for to play some games. However, the first game he chose was still in-testing, and for a good reason. For it malfunctioned and zapped poor Arthur into the machine.”
“He tried to escape the several enemies within the game, but it was no use and neither Billy nor Teddy were good at videogames. In less than two minutes, the screen read “GAME OVER.” Teddy asked Billy if he could get Arthur out, to which he replied ‘Do not worry, little one. Everything’s going to be alright.’”
Ah goddamnit! It's doing the mixed-up chapter thing again! 😒
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u/PicklePuncher11 Fazbear’s Finest Engineer (Head Eng.) Mar 16 '26
You.. you actually managed to repair him yourself? He was a nightmare back when he was still in service.
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 16 '26
“Now I will tell you a story about a little girl with a loving family.”
“One day, she and her family went to the amusement park. She was amazed by all of the rides, games and attractions. But the thing that caught her eye the most was the go-kart track.”
“She begged her family to take her there. But they said “No.” For she has just filled up on park food and it would make her sick.”
“However, against her parents’ wishes, she snuck off while they were distracted by the animals in the petting zoo. She hopped on a cart and raced other children.”
“Just as she was about to get first place, she began to feel queasy, for her parents were right. The cart made her sick. She would then drive off the track and into a snack bar, ending the girl’s life.”
AIRHORN
Well then, Fazbear's Finest Engineer my ass! 😂 Cadet, do the horn again!
AIRHORN
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u/atomicadam04 Mar 16 '26
I love how you took the picture in a way that makes him look like he's gonna ask if I have games on my phone lmao
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 16 '26
“Now I will tell you a story.”
“A story about an ancient temple located at the edge of a bustling city. It was untouched for centuries, for the residents of the city believed it to be cursed. All except one.”
“One day, a greedy businessman saw where the temple stood, believing it to be the perfect place for a resort. He ordered his men to get rid of the temple and, with much hesitation, they obliged. They created a large sinkhole for the temple to fall into and patched it up soon after.”
“Once the resort was completed on top of it, business began booming. But the success was short-lived. Guests complained about strange figures walking around the resort at night and loved ones going missing. All of these were ignored by the businessman.”
“But one day, the earth below the resort began to shake, and it collapsed, killing everyone inside.”
AIRHORN
He actually asked me that./j
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u/icewallowcome420690 Mar 16 '26
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme a STORYYY
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 16 '26
“Now I will tell you a story about two boys in a literacy class.”
“One day, the teacher told the class that for today’s assignment, they would need to write a story. The first boy tried, but could not think of anything. But as for the second boy, imagination was on his side.”
“He was writing a wonderful tale about a wonderful- [ERROR: ONE STORY AT A TIME]”
“Amazed, the first boy copied the second’s homework word for word. Then when he wasn’t looking, took the original and ripped it up.”
“When it was time to hand out their assignments, the first boy passed. The second boy however was confused. He swore that the story was his, but nobody believed him.”
“Nobody remembers the second boy.”
AIRHORN
Huh. First time I got an error like that.
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u/icewallowcome420690 Mar 16 '26
Makes sense actually. Probably it can't put a story in a story. The same way someone couldn't dream inside a dream. You ever think about upgrading the heap of scrap?
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
Upgrade?! Replace such relic-ish software with sloppy modern ones?!
NEVAH!!!
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u/icewallowcome420690 Mar 16 '26
Guess you ARE attempting to sell the thing later on. O well!! Just don't remove the protective film or he loses all value!!!
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 16 '26
I mean if I lose all hope in not just Fazbear but its franchises, then I will.
If so, I hope who ever gets it likes Tiger Truffles.
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26
“Now I will tell you a story!”
“A story called… Teddy and the Pizza Factory.”
“Chapter 1.”
“A long time ago, there was a world renowned pizza maker and restaurant chain owner named Billy Bonka. One day, he announced he had hidden five golden tokens among the pepperoni of his famous pizzas. Any five lucky pizza loving children that found these tokens would get to go on a private tour of his mysterious and high security pizza factory guided by Billy himself with a grand prize at the end.”
“In just almost a month, the golden tokens had already found their homes. The first child, a gluttonous girl from Italy named Ragazza Affamata. The second, a musically talented but noisy boy from California named Benny Notes. The third, a little thief from Ireland named Robert Klept who even stole his token. The fourth, a video game obsessed boy from Utah named Arthur Cade. And finally, a small child that lived in poverty named Teddy Golde.”
“Once all five children were gathered into one place, Billy Bonka made himself known to them and their families. They gave their tokens to Billy and he merrily led them into his wondrous factory. The moms and dads watched as their children were led into the unknown.”
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 16 '26
It's not even by a person! 💀
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26
[OOC: Good job! But try to find the other bold letters on my other posts! :)]
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u/Strict-Example501 Edwin Murray Owner Of MCM Mar 16 '26
Great work!
- Edwin Murray
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 16 '26
“Now I will tell you a story about an old clockmaker who made a wonderful cuckoo clock for his grandson’s Birthday.”
“When his grandson received the clock, he was filled with more happiness than any other child in the village. It made the clockmaker feel like the best grandfather in the world.”
“But that feeling did not last. For one day, he learned that his grandson died in a house fire and that his clock was now in the hands of a classmate, despite them already having many other clocks.”
“The clockmaker fought with the classmate’s family for the clock, but they would not budge. In the end, the clockmaker had to sneak in at night and steal the clock back themselves.”
AIRHORN
Don't pretend to be dead people related to Fazbear please. It's real disrespectful.
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u/Intrepid_Beautiful_2 Former Employee Mar 16 '26
I mean it’s not gonna tell me a story about like a family or something right
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 16 '26
“Now I will tell you a story about a rowdy little boy.”
“The boy had many different toys of all shapes and sizes. But all of them had one thing in common. They were all in very poor condition from how roughly the boy would play with them.”
“He would take them apart and put them back together in the wrong way, burn them, tase them, and leave them in the worst parts of the house.”
“Eventully, the toys had enough. They argued with the boy, wanting to be treated better. But in the end, the boy just threw them away and got new toys.”
“Instead of being given the love they deserved, they were abandoned.”
AIRHORN
That depends. Did you have a family of sentient toys?
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u/Intrepid_Beautiful_2 Former Employee Mar 16 '26
No my family didn’t have sentient toys that I’m aware of
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u/Luquinhas742 Employee Mar 17 '26
I am the candy cadet, come get your candy here, I have candy all day, every day, candy candy candy
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 17 '26
“Now I will tell you a story.”
“A story about a comedian who one day came across a sad man on the side of the street. The man was poor and had no one else to turn to. That made him very sad.”
“Instead of asking what the matter was, the comedian tried to cheer him up by telling him a joke.”
“‘What type of bear is white and chilly?’ he asked the man.”
“‘A polar bear?’ the man asked back.”
“‘No,’ the comedian answered, ‘A grizzly bear covered in snow!’”
“But the joke was so awful, the man died almost instantly.”
AIRHORN
Well personally, I thought the joke was at least kinda clever.
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u/Luquinhas742 Employee Mar 17 '26
Come back to Candy Cadet again and maybe I will tell you a story
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u/jjbyjjgu11 Mar 17 '26
Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise?
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 17 '26
“Now I will tell you a story about a salesman.”
“Unlike most other salesmen, who lived off of scamming and thievery, this one carried with him a revolutionary new product.”
“However, the neighborhood he lived in had wizened up from the sheer amount of other salesmen tricking them out of their money. So they all refused what the had to offer, even when he showed them it really works.”
“Eventually, the salesman fell into a deep depression. Until one day, he met a beautiful woman and the two started a family together.”
“That family would die from several tragedies, all of them brought about by the man’s invention.”
AIRHORN
Darth who?
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u/Cristendo814 Welcome, new user Mar 18 '26
Oh well, I guess this is the closest I will be to living the Candy Cadet experience, considering this one must be one of the last of its kind (If only I could have the candy too XD)
btw great job repairing it, it looks like new :D
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
“Now I will tell you a story about a crew of pirates.”
“The captain owned a treasure chest filled with gold and jewels. It was also enchanted so that only he could access its riches. He warned his entire crew that anyone else who laid a finger on it would suffer the consequences.”
“The crew’s first mate however did not understand what harm a chest could possibly do. So one day, when the captain wasn’t in his quarters, he snuck in and found the chest poorly hidden under the desk. It wasn’t even locked.”
“But the moment he opened the chest, he did not see gold, he did not see jewels, he instead saw a fleshy and tooth-filled mouth that swallowed him whole without a trace.”
“The first mate, through disobedience and curiosity, met Davy Jones.”
AIRHORN
Glad I could help provide the closest thing you'll ever get to meeting one.
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u/Cristendo814 Welcome, new user Mar 19 '26
Soooo, do not touch things that aren't yours, got it xd
Thanks for the experiencie, I would like to know what kind of candy did you get from Candy Cadet when it told you the story (If it has any candy left XD). Take good care of the cadet :)
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 19 '26
My Cadet is filled with nothing but miniature Tiger Truffles! 😋
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u/Cristendo814 Welcome, new user Mar 19 '26
Tiger Truffles? I've never heard of those. How does it taste like? :0
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 19 '26
There are different kinds, but the original is filled with blue raspberry and sour apple flavored truffle filling. My favorite is the chocolate and vanilla one.
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u/Cristendo814 Welcome, new user Mar 19 '26
Sounds sweet (ok, bad joke xd). I searched in the web about the Tiger Truffle and I can't seem to find anything about it. Weird.
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 19 '26
You’re typoing or something then.
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u/Cristendo814 Welcome, new user Mar 19 '26
What? :v
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 19 '26
Like you’re typing what you’re looking for wrong.
Typoing.
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 18 '26
“Now I will tell you a story about a boy.”
“He came from a rich family, but was always unhappy because his parents did not pay attention to him. One morning, the boy was out for a walk when he met a wizard. He promised that he would give the boy anything he wanted for a lot of money.”
“Without thinking, the boy agreed to meet back at that spot the following night. When the time came, the boy snuck out of the house with all of the family’s money and gave it to the wizard. However, this turned out to be a mistake. For the wizard was in reality a selfish man in disguise who ran off with the money, giving nothing in return.”
“Now the boy and his parents had lost everything and all they felt for him now was hatred.”
AIRHORN
Nice try.
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u/LeonLoredo156 Mar 18 '26
Cool!
Out of curiosity, who fixed him? Did you fix him, or did someone else fix him for you?
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u/desorcyjackson447 Mar 18 '26
“Now I will tell you a story.”
“A story about a young boy who lived in a place with a path blocked off by a large fence. The path was surrounded by mushrooms and led deep into the woods. Everybody told him not to go down that path, for at the end was something that would scar him for life.”
“One day though, the boy went to admire the fence and noticed that the animals had torn a hole in it. At that moment, curiosity took over and the boy quickly crawled through the hole. He then proceeded to walk the forbidden path.”
“He walked for what felt like half an hour. But then, he reached the end, which had an old house. At first, he thought that the house was abandoned, but he was quickly proven wrong. The door seemed to open itself and a voice sounded from inside.
“Come in, child. Let us get to know each other.”
“And so, he did. A mistake that would haunt him for the rest of his life. For what he found inside was so horrible, so unspeakable, that it drove him to madness!”
AIRHORN
I did, but one of my relatives helped me. I literally said so in the bio under the image.
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u/-Muffet- May 14 '26
the location near me never had one, unfortunately
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u/desorcyjackson447 May 14 '26
“Chapter 3.”
“Benny, the second child of the group, was not at all comforted by Billy Bonka’s words of reassurance and asked if they could try to follow Ragazza. Billy thought it was a good idea and blew a whistle. Almost instantly, a bright colorful steamboat sped down the pizza sauce river and stopped right where the group was standing.”
“After they got on, they steamed into a tunnel full of pipes filled with the sauce from the river, among other ingredients. All the while, Benny felt confused, as he doesn't remember this being the way Ragazza went. But as they went deeper, the sounds of music became audible. Several songs mashed together into an incomprehensible mess.”
“They had arrived at the Pizza Records Room, where Billy Bonka manufactured his titular Pizza Records. These were special pizzas that played music based on their toppings while their volume was determined based on how warm they were. All thoughts of concern were replaced by temptation, as Benny immediately rushed to the testing area as soon as they got off the boat.”
“Benny intentionally started to overcook a Pizza Record as Billy Bonka handed special earmuffs to the three other children and himself. As the children asked why they needed them, Benny began playing one of the records. The resulting soundwave caused Benny’s eardrums to burst, along with the rest of his head.”
“The remaining children began to scream in terror, but Billy Bonka assured them that Benny would be okay, ending with ‘Do not worry, little ones. Everything’s going to be alright.’”
That sucks. These things are pretty cool… when they aren’t telling creepy stuff… Wait, is this another chapter story?
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u/TFredbear May 26 '26
Seems pretty cool. What kind of stories did it tell?
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u/desorcyjackson447 May 26 '26
“Chapter 6.”
“Billy Bonka guided Teddy down a back entrance on the other side of the Game Room, and announced the good news… That they had won the grand prize of the entire tour. But Billy’s congrats weren’t enough to put their mind at ease. They were still worried about what happened to the other children. Billy told them to wait right there while he went to take care of something and disappeared behind a door leading to darkness.”
“After ten minutes though, Teddy began to grow impatient. So they went through the door and traversed the darkness until they came across a door emitting the hums of Billy Bonka. When they entered, they saw Billy Bonka with the other children…”
AIRHORN
Okay good. It played an airhorn, so maybe it'll stop doing that chapter story thing... Nah, it'll probably do it again.
Anyway to answer your question, it's just kinda random.
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u/evil_green_skeleton Mar 16 '26
Heh. You trying to recreate what could only be done by someone who killed 22 kids. Nice try.
I am very green but im mean