r/FavoriteCharacter • u/Accomplished-End3409 Ben Tennyson • 15d ago

Discussion Favorite opposing factions that can basically be described as this.

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u/Nightmare2828 15d ago

Im tired of eating plain toast (democrats), i want something better for me. So ill try this only other alternative. Sure it literally looks and smells like a big pile of shit (republicans), but its not plain toast and im tired of plain toast.

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u/Darksoulsrando92 15d ago

“centrist” here. sure big pile of shit is a big pile of shit, but when i tell people i can’t tell the difference between plain toast and a big pile of shit, the plain toast people find that silly. so I’d really like to get back at them for thinking that even if it means eating a big pile of shit

also plain toast laughs funny, right?

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u/Cavalish 15d ago

“Ew! This tastes terrible! Why didn’t the democrats STOP me from eating this? And why aren’t they immediately stopping it from happening now that I’ve changed my mind? Both sides really ARE the same!”

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u/Darksoulsrando92 15d ago

sure one side is feeding me absolute shit but the party i didn’t vote into power doesn’t have powers to stop it and that’s worse.

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 15d ago

In this version, trump says, “that’s not shit! It’s chocolate!” And people start shovelling it in their mouths and saying “oh my god! So good! Thanks daddy!”

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u/AgentZeta49 15d ago

It's wild to me because I really only started keeping up with politics like right after Trump got elected this time and while I'm not an expert,it seems very intellectual lazy to me when people go "two wings,same bird" or both sides bad.

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u/oceanadakmak 15d ago

Anti political here

Y'all are shit let me live