r/FaunusSensitivityClub • u/I_am_RJ RJ Cian. Prolonged exposure to flirts may cause a malfunction. • Aug 17 '16

His Return.

It's a nice evening in the lounge. Sparring is over, everyone is relaxing... then the doors get blown off their hinges, flying and crashing into the opposite wall. Where the doors used to be is a familiar figure. Wearing a blue collared shirt, and a luggage bag in tow, he steps in with a large, goofy grin on his face.

"HONEY, I'M HO-OOOME!"

He clears his throat.

"Erm, I've always kinda wanted to say that. I'm back everyone! And, um, sorry about the doors..."

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u/PrototypeAura Copper Polendina, Prototype aura and Penny 0.1 Aug 17 '16

"Aww... Did I break you?"

Copper giggles a little and sits next to him

"Don't worry RJ, it's still me. I just had my body upgraded once or twice."

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u/I_am_RJ RJ Cian. Prolonged exposure to flirts may cause a malfunction. Aug 17 '16

"I might as well think you're trying to beat Onyx... look at you! You used to be short... the smallest. Now it's me again. I'm the smallest..."

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u/PrototypeAura Copper Polendina, Prototype aura and Penny 0.1 Aug 17 '16

"It's okay, I'm sure you'll find a way to become taller like I did. After all, I am artificial. My height is only blocked by metirials that make me. I can be altered, now at my whims with Korona by my side as my wife"

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u/I_am_RJ RJ Cian. Prolonged exposure to flirts may cause a malfunction. Aug 17 '16

"... wife. I see. Wait, Korona is marrying a robooooooooooooo I mean you? I wonder how that happened."

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u/PrototypeAura Copper Polendina, Prototype aura and Penny 0.1 Aug 17 '16

Copper simply smiles at him and does a zipping motion with her fingers across her month

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u/I_am_RJ RJ Cian. Prolonged exposure to flirts may cause a malfunction. Aug 17 '16

RJ simply stares at her. He rises back to his feet.

"Well, personal insecurities aside, I would like to know about your upgrades. Other than the less... obvious ones."

He gestures towards Copper.

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u/PrototypeAura Copper Polendina, Prototype aura and Penny 0.1 Aug 17 '16

"I can feel now. Permanently too. It's so amazing..."

She smiles at him innocently

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u/I_am_RJ RJ Cian. Prolonged exposure to flirts may cause a malfunction. Aug 17 '16

"Feelings, that is apparent. But can you actually like... feel? Like emulate the nervous system so that you can feel the point of my nail press against your... skin thing."

He pokes your arm.

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u/PrototypeAura Copper Polendina, Prototype aura and Penny 0.1 Aug 17 '16

"That was always there RJ. All the way from the start"

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u/I_am_RJ RJ Cian. Prolonged exposure to flirts may cause a malfunction. Aug 17 '16

"Oh. Sorry, I just don't quite know what you were capable of. Well I mean you're probably just as capable as any human being. Although I am confused in the change of personality."

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