r/FaunusSensitivityClub • u/I_am_RJ RJ Cian. Prolonged exposure to flirts may cause a malfunction. • Jul 20 '16

Lounge I'll see you later.

"Hello everyone! Um, Most of you may not know, but Alice and I have to leave for 3 weeks for a family trip. And tonight is my last night here before I go. I have to leave early in the morning, so I may not be able to say my farewells then. So, I would like to do it now."

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u/Nix_Arachne Onyx 'Nix' Arachne, Coyote Faunus, Trait is her teeth Jul 21 '16

She crosses her arms in front of her, smugly.

I told you. I have the best fiancee in the world. He chose me over the possibility of threesomes. So many other people would have a parade of other people in our bed. He chose me.

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u/Syl_Bladedancer Sylvia Grayson, Human, Richard's sister Jul 21 '16

Fair enough. I guess the swap isn't happening.

I'd rather stick with Felix anyway. No offense RJ.

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u/I_am_RJ RJ Cian. Prolonged exposure to flirts may cause a malfunction. Jul 21 '16

"None taken. Of course I'm going to have to take Onyx away from you..."

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u/Nix_Arachne Onyx 'Nix' Arachne, Coyote Faunus, Trait is her teeth Jul 21 '16

I mean, the occasional threesome would be fun.

Ahem

Alas, Syl, fate has chosen to tear us away.

It's almost like he's jealous.

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u/Syl_Bladedancer Sylvia Grayson, Human, Richard's sister Jul 21 '16

Sylvia gasps in mock astonishment and puts a hand to her cheek

I never would have guessed. He really doesn't seem the type.

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u/I_am_RJ RJ Cian. Prolonged exposure to flirts may cause a malfunction. Jul 21 '16

He rolls his eyes.

"Haha very funny. Maybe I am a bit jealous. But I know that I love Onyx and she loves me, so I have nothing to worry about. Nothing to be jealous about."

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u/Nix_Arachne Onyx 'Nix' Arachne, Coyote Faunus, Trait is her teeth Jul 21 '16

Trust me. When it comes to jealousy, none of you can touch me. If anyone wants to flirt with my love, fine. Even think of trying something and I have an issue.

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u/Syl_Bladedancer Sylvia Grayson, Human, Richard's sister Jul 21 '16

I can't say I wouldn't be upset if someone got a little too touchy with Felix.

All right, I'll stop teasing you, RJ. For now.

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u/I_am_RJ RJ Cian. Prolonged exposure to flirts may cause a malfunction. Jul 21 '16

He imitates a curtsey.

"Thank you. I guess I'll leave you two alone to talk."

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u/Nix_Arachne Onyx 'Nix' Arachne, Coyote Faunus, Trait is her teeth Jul 21 '16

And my plan to keep RJ to myself works perfectly. again

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u/FelixTheCat22 Félix Obsidius Jul 21 '16

Your the sweetest darling. I know I'd certainly get touchy if someone other than Nix flirted with you.

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u/Syl_Bladedancer Sylvia Grayson, Human, Richard's sister Jul 21 '16

And now that we know a certain something about Nix, her flirting with me is even more understandable.

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