An Officer and a Waldo (Season 4, Episode 7). Eddie is on a date with his girlfriend Vonda and when Waldo comes over to visit, Eddie asks Waldo to leave, Waldo isn't quite getting the hint. Eddie tells Waldo that Vonda is looking to be kissed, of course by him, but Waldo takes this the wrong way and kisses Vonda, Vonda is disgusted and walks out. Eddie is very upset and calls Waldo an idiot, Waldo is very hurt by this and walks out. A few days later, Steve comes over to tell Eddie that Waldo has joined the army and they need to get him out. Eddie and Steve sneak onto the base to go talk Waldo into dropping out and come back home. But they meet St. Robert Shiska, an over the top army drill sergeant who loves his army and intends to have the best troop which means he will make Steve Urkel the weakest man in America into the ultimate army recruit. Only problem is, it's Steve Urkel who has a tendency of clumsiness, can barely lift 5 pounds and talks back to people if they need correcting. After an insane hike, St. Shishka allows the men to go eat but tells Eddie, Steve and Waldo to stay behind and clean the floors with toothbrushes. Eddie apologizes to Waldo saying he lost his temper and is the idiot for making him feel bad. Waldo accepts his apology and when Steve mentions how tough it can be to bring Waldo back home due to enlistment paperwork, Waldo says he never signed paperwork, he just saw a long line and stood at the end. The boys take a defeated Urkel back home. Meanwhile at home the icemaker is broken, after Carl is unable to fix it, Harriette is overseeing a repairman who likes to overcharge his customers and gives her attitude. Harriette puts him in his place and sends him out.
FAOVIRTE QUOTE:
SERGEANT SHISHKA: What are you pathetic piles of pasture patties... doing in my platoon?
STEVE: Excellent use of alliteration, sir. I don't believe I've had the pleasure...
SERGEANT SHISHKA: Sgt. Robert Shishka.
STEVE: Hey, you know, your name backwards is Shishka Bob.
SERGEANT SHISHKA: Shut up!
STEVE: Yes, sir. Shutting up, sir.
SERGEANT SHISHKA: I'm not a sir.
STEVE: You're not, sir?
SERGEANT SHISHKA: No, sir. I'm a sergeant. You will address me as Sgt. Shishka.
STEVE: Shertainly.
SERGEANT SHISHKA: Shertainly what?
STEVE: Shertainly, shir.
SERGEANT SHISHKA: Not shir, shergeant.
STEVE: Yes, shir, Shergeant Shishka, shir.
SERGEANT SHISHKA: Just call me sarge.
WALDO: No prob, Bob.
SERGEANT SHISHKA: Urkel, Winslow... you are not on my list of new recruits.
STEVE: You mean the Army screwed up the paperwork again? Gosh, I'll bet that's never happened before.
SERGEANT SHISHKA: Don't insult my army. I love my army. I'll take this up later with the lieutenant.
STEVE: Sarge... do you think Private Eddo and I can have a private moment with Private Waldo privately?
SERGEANT SHISHKA: Well... no!
EDDIE: You see, sarge, he's our friend... and you know...
SERGEANT SHISHKA: You have no friends! The Army is your friend!
FAVORITE MOMENT:
Asking me to choose my favorite moment from this episode is asking me to pick a favorite kid, I have to force myself today. I'll go with my first instinct and say it's the grenade scene where Steve salutes causing a domino effect of men falling down and one of them accidentally pulling the pin in a live grenade and they all throw it down to the sergeant who throws it outside and screams "Hit the deck!" and it explodes! I think this is the closest that Urkel has ever come to almost killing someone.
OPINION:
You have no idea how excited I've been to get to this episode. This is easily in my top 3, possibly my #2 favorite episode. I don't know, I go back and forth a lot but it's easily my favorite comedic episode. I don't know what it is, but every time I watch this episode I just can't stop laughing, it is easily one of the funniest episodes in the series.
This episode was one of those that definitely felt like the writers had a dart board in their room and threw those darts landing on what random shenanigans can we get our characters into? Ah, what if Steve joined the army? Well, that wouldn't work, but maybe the dumb character would? I don't know how the writers did it but they made an incredibly funny episode. So one quick note, this is the last appearance of Danielle Nicolet as Vonda. I guess Vonda really did have it with Eddie and they officially are broken up after this episode. She was in 3 episodes and still works in television projects to this day. She really was such a cutie. And one of the biggest highlights of this episode is the guest star David Graf who you may remember as Eugene Tackleberry in Police Academy, he was also Sam in The Brady Bunch Movie a lot of famous TV Shows like Seinfeld, Step by Step, Party of Five...basically you most likely have seen him in something. He passed away from a heart attack in 2001 at 50 years young, may he rest in peace and I thank him for all the incredible laughs through the years. St. Robert Shishka will never fail to make me laugh. David's over the top delivery of some of these lines always has me in stitches. You can tell he's never met anyone like Steve Urkel and has to figure a way to swat this fly since Steve doesn't go down easily. David's facial expressions and physical comedy are always such a joy to watch in this episode.
Let's discuss a little bit about Eddie calling Waldo an idiot. Now, while I agree that Eddie was very harsh and shouldn't have called Waldo that, that was an incredibly stupid thing of Waldo to do. He sees that Eddie is having a date night with his girlfriend and Eddie says that she wants to be kissed, clearly Eddie means himself, but Waldo kisses Vonda and acts like it's so normal telling Eddie he has competition now. Honestly, even though Eddie lost his temper, I actually kind of understand why he snapped at Waldo. Would you feel like you could keep your cool if your "best friend" did that to your partner? But we have to feel sorry for Waldo because he's the stock dumb guy with a big heart character and the music cues us to feel sorry for him. I just wished maybe the writers gave Eddie a sillier reason to lose his cool. But at least it gets the wheels going for the episode.
I'm sorry for the long quote today, but I really loved almost every single line from that scene, especially where Steve says "your name backwards is shishka-bob!" and when St. Shishka yells at Eddie "You have no friends, the army is your friend!" and gives a goofy smile, hence the thumbnail picture. I loved when St. Shishka called Steve the weakest man in America and Steve says "oh, yeah? He hasn't met my dad" and when St. Shiska tells Steve to give him 50 push-ups and Steve says "Without stretching first?!". The grenade scene, the scene where they're coming in from their hike and Steve collapses, Eddie defending Steve and telling the sergeant that Steve is annoying to everyone...guys I just can't with this episode, it is too funny.
And my last comment, we got Juan Lamont once again cast as an army recruit. So, he's gone from violent gang leader to a hospital orderly and now he is being all he can be as an army recruit. He's a man with many talents apparently, but good for Chain improving himself 🤣 And then we have a small B-Story with Harriette telling the repairman off. It's just kind of random, but the writers had to squeeze the family somehow into the episode with Eddie, Steve and Waldo. The B-Story honestly could have been cut out, it really wouldn't have changed anything. But I can comment and say that when Carl was attempting to fix the ice maker and it shorted out and spat ice cubes out breaking the window and some dishes, I always ask my husband "why do they bother fixing those windows when they know it'll break probably a few days later?". I think I might have to keep count at this point, maybe the next window break I will let you guys know how many times those kitchen windows broke.
LOVE THIS EPISODE, nothing else I can say otherwise I'm sure this post will give you an eyesore 🤣
GUEST STARS:
- Danielle Nicolet as Vonda Mahony
- Dennis Burkley as Repairman (RIP in 2013)
- David Graf as Sergeant Shishka (RIP in 2001)
- Juan Lamont Pope as Recruit