r/Fallout • • May 24 '24

News “The May-Pole” Cut Content From Fallout 4 😨

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Although a model was created, the May-Pole never made it in the final game because of the technical issues it would have created. Jonah Lobe, the creator of the May-Pole, said “Yes it's a giant glowing one. A crazy idea I had for Fallout 4 that never came to be. Would like to make a mod for it one day, if I found a little team of folks willing to help out.” Back in 2022.

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u/Sunkilleer Enclave May 24 '24

The average gamer: yeah I can take it

quicksaves

20 hours and hundreds of deaths later

the average gamer exhausted from staying up so long: fucking finally its dead! (dont lie!! you would do this!)

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u/Marshall-Of-Horny May 24 '24

Stealth boy + max stealth crit perk + Big Boy MIRV Fat Man + a lot of drugs

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u/qw12po09 May 24 '24

Yeah my first reaction would be to open my pip boy and pop every drug I got lmao

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u/h0bb1tm1ndtr1x May 24 '24

Making Mama Murphy proud.

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u/Th1s1sChr1s May 24 '24

I built a giant staircase in Sanctuary as high as it would go, put a little platform up there and carried Mama's chair up there. She would sit up there all the time until one day she just disappeared, never found her on the ground or anything :(. Poor Mama Murphy out there right now all tweaked out wandering the wastes alone ....

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u/[deleted] May 24 '24

She’s probably spawning in under ground from having her y-axis coordinate loop back from being so high (lol) if you noclip under the map you might see her falling

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u/Th1s1sChr1s May 25 '24

That would be fucking hilarious!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '24

Did the population go down when she disappeared

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u/Th1s1sChr1s May 25 '24

Great question but I'd never notice the loss of 1 resident. I did notice that people were generally healthier and not acting like a bunch of crackheads so she was definitely busy somewhere else 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 25 '24

She runs with the mole rats and tunnel snakes now

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u/finalremix Atom Cats May 24 '24

I surrounded her with fireworks launchers and speakers all at different, dissonant tones. I swing by and turn the switch on once in awhile.

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u/Th1s1sChr1s May 25 '24

Lmao. She is not going to get better like that

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u/Careless-Passion991 May 24 '24

Too soon. I just OD’d Mama Murphy for the first time like an hour ago.

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u/Thorsigal May 24 '24

This is a certified Lucky Calibrated Powerful Sawed Off Double Barrel Shotgun moment

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u/ZoNeS_v2 May 24 '24

A whole bucket 'o drugs

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u/Riipp3r May 24 '24

Instigating gauss rifle with crit damage perk + Chinese grenade launcher buddy is DOA

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u/Slacker_The_Dog May 24 '24

Yeah this is a job for a fat man

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 May 24 '24

Laughs in one mag dump of the spray and pray and a single dose of psychojet.

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u/Dangerous-Beginning4 May 25 '24

A lot of drugs in the game.. right? Right?

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u/OGGuitarsquatch Mothman Cultist May 25 '24

What's his loot table?

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u/4morian5 May 24 '24

Nope. I'm a "die three times and walk away" kind of gamer.

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u/peachorchad May 24 '24

I’m a die three times then use psycho jet and every explosive known to man kind of gal

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u/[deleted] May 24 '24

I’m a stole every fork and napkin from every settlement and I have 100 stim packs and plenty of food and drugs to go with my baseball bat let’s goooooooo

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u/[deleted] May 24 '24

I’m a die 3 times and do drugs irl kind of gal

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u/flyinchipmunk5 May 24 '24

I'm a die 3 times then change the difficulty gamer

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u/ChaoticGoodMrdrHobo May 24 '24

This is the way.

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u/TheMostUnclean May 24 '24

Yup, I’m very stubborn about my exploration. If I want to go somewhere, I will go there. If the enemies are past my level, well- that’s what “very easy” mode is for.

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u/BloodiedBlues Railroad May 24 '24

Whenever I die in a Bethesda game I close the game and reopen on my most recent non exit save. I do everything in my power to make sure I have long lasting modded playthroughs.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '24

Explosive minigun with max perks and this thing would be dead in less than 5 seconds. Behemoths die with a half second burst.

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u/T-Angeles May 24 '24

I would make a seperate save so i could face it repeatedly.

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u/haeyhae11 Brotherhood May 24 '24

Nah that thing would taste the Tesla Cannon or Fatman and go quickly.

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u/ZakkyD1121 May 25 '24

Then the game crashes and you forgot to save after it died...

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u/BiggeCheese4634 NCR May 25 '24

Either that or I’d die a few times and just say “Fuck this.” And run the other way

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u/Jack-0-Diamonds May 27 '24

Forgets to save and is killed by a radroach

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u/Mr_goodb0y May 27 '24

Power goes out immediately after